disney songs

are awesome.

my dear, sweet child.
that's what i do! it's what i live for.
to help unfortunate merfolk...like yourself!
poor souls, with no one else to turn to!

i admit that in the past i've been a nasty. they weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch.
but you'll find that nowadays, i've mended all my ways, repented, seen the light, and made a switch.
two years!

and i fortunately know a little magic. it's a talent that i always have possessed.
and dear lady please don't laugh, i use it on behalf on the miserable, lonely, and depressed.
pathetic!

poor unfortunate souls!
in pain, in need.
this one longing to be thinner, that one wants to get the girl, and do i help them? yes, indeed.

those poor unfortunate souls, so sad, so true.
they come flocking to my cauldron crying, "spells ursula, please!" and i help them.
yes i do!

now it's happened once or twice.
someone couldn't pay the price, and i'm afraid i've had to rake 'em cross the coals.
yes, i've had the odd complaint, but on the whole i've been a saint.
to those poor unfortunate souls.

now, here's the deal.
i will make you a potion that will turn you into a human for three days.
got that?
three days.
now listen, this is important:
before the sun sets on the third day, you've got to get dear old princey to fall in love with you!
that is, he's got to kiss you.
and not just any kiss.
the kiss of true love!
if he does kiss you before the sun sets on the third day,
you'll remain human permanently!
but if he doesn't, you turn back into a mermaid and....
you belong to me.

---no ariel!---

have we got a deal?

if i become human, i'll never be with my father or sisters again...

that's right. but, you'll have your man. life's full of tough choices, innit?!
oh! and there is one more thing.
we haven't discussed the subject of payment yet.
you can't get something from nothing you know.

but i don't have any-

i'm not asking much!
just a token, really, a trifle!
you'll never even miss it.
what i want from you is...
your voice.

my voice?

you've got it, sweetcakes.
no more talking, singing. zip.

but without my voice, how can i-

you have your looks!
your pretty face!
and don't underestimate the importance of...
BODY LANGUAGE!
HA!

the men up there don't like a lot of blabber.
they think a girl who gossips is a bore!
yes, on land it's much preferred for ladies not to say a word
and after all, dear, what is idle prattle for?

come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation.
true gentlemen avoid it when they can.
but they dote and swoon and fawn on a lady who's withdrawn.
it's she who holds her tongue who get the man.

come on you poor unfortunate soul!
go ahead!
make your choice!
i'm a very busy woman and i haven't got all day.
it won't cost much!
just your voice!

ya poor unfortunate soul,
it's sad, but true.
if you want to cross a bridge my sweet, you've got to pay a toll.
take a gulp and take a breath and go ahead and sign the scroll.
flotsam, jetsam, now i've got her boys,
the boss is on a rollllllllllllll!

this poor
unfortunate
sooooouuuuuuuuuuuuul!

paluga sebruga come winds of the caspian sea,
larayssus glossitis, etmax laryngitis, la vulche to meeee.

(idk i kinda made some of that up)

now, sing.

ahhh ah ah ah aasdfjal;sdkfj;laskdfjl lalalalalalalala
lalalalalalalalalala

keep singing!

ahahahaha mwahahahahaha aHAHAHAHAHA (evil laughter)

*ariel emerges from the ocean silhouetted against the sky*




that was all from my head. appreciate it.