ALI TALKS A LOT

the following is what ali has been saying for a very long time and i got bored so i started typing it and then i put it on my blog. the stuff in brackets not parenthesis are what i said. in brackets. is what i said. here you go.

if I was a caveman, and I was the one who created fire, the first thing I wud do is use it to burn a justin bieber something. That’s the first thing I would do. Wheres Abraham Lincoln? There he is. 16^th. Wait whos the guy who was always like lazy? Raisa whos the guy who was always like lazy? Whos the guy who was like lazy? Guy. Not guys. You messed up. No but seriously, just answer and then you can type my stuff. You fail. You missed the arghh like the uhh. Im not saying anything. (mumble mumble) im not mumbling. (mumble) (mumble)you know what I said? I said are you just saying mumble mumble everytime you don’t know what im saying? And apparently you are. You failed on every time.  And mumble. No lookit. Theres a buncha..jacked up stuff. Just tell me who the lazy guy was who was always in his pajamas. Wasn’t it Thomas Jefferson? That was weird! The w, it was like lowercase and then it just magically turned uppercase. Dang. I say a lot. (mumble) Wednesday. Why aren’t you writing like hahaha every time I laugh? (stomach noise) yeah that my stomach hurts now. Yeah that my stomach hurts now. It just did it again. It did it again. The y on yeah was lowercase, and then it turned uppercase. Dang, I say a lot. Fudge. Is. Good. It just did it again! [psst its magic] chocolate. i. like chocolate. Chocolate is good to eat. I like chocolate your phones about to fall off. I have to go to the bathroom. (peeing) wait. Okay im done now. Why are you skipping the song? How do you do quotation marks on the computer? How do you do those one things, like, where it goes like? Ahh, 9 and 0 shift. Me found out now. I love how its like ahh like ahhhh. Stomach noise. Wait where does it say its magic psst its magic. Why right here…? Umm. Like you know how its supposed to be like this? Well, why where it says psst its magic it goes like this? [psst. Theyre brackets.] what are brackets? Whats the difference? [psst. Ones like this[ and ones like this)] yeah but why does it have to have like a different thing? Like why does it have to look different? (sighhh) dangg, I said that much? [psst cuz its magic] you type fast. Whats magic? [brackets] I did like a whole page. Oh. I see. I said oh I see after that. Me awesome than you. Youre gonna-wait! No! oh, you’re gonna make it on a new page. Why? Why? Again? No but seriously why cant I talk? Comics are cool. Can you make a comic on the computer? [yes] sick! I feel like writing comics. Comments. Lets see how much, um, i. harry potter. Is cool. I cant see the seventh one because um uh because Iverson that’s not how you spell his name Iverson? That’s not how you spell his name. its an o there instead of the er. Ivison. You must be tired of all this. K so anyway. Cuz hes gonna see it in Wisconsin with his aunt on the 26^th so now im stuck with no one to go see it. Can I go with you? [no] whyyy? When you write like a date. Um. Like how does it make the th like tiny? How do you do that does it just do that? [magic. Again.] magic does rule. [my birthday is national magic day] im gonna laugh in your face when I be a wizard. No it isn’t! i. [yes it is, look it up] how do you now? Wow you looked it up. [I looked it up] Lydia can get the phone. Wopw. Wopw. Wopw. Lydia should read this. Just me randomly talking. K now im gonna stop talking so you can check your phone [thank you]youre closer [shut up] yeah. Who needs periods? Wheeee. Random. I have a question. Why does it say and mumble. Up there. [cuz that’s what you said] like, the like tenth like line. And the eleventh. Ill stop now. You type fast. That was a short text message it took you like two seconds. Why are you skipping all my laughs? She home? She did. Next time we go to grandmas, we should build a luge. I never said she home. [you did] when. Hmm. Bye. I’ll come back. Danggg. [close the door.] k. I love how its like in the whats it calleds every time youre talking. Talking. Not talking. You said in not it. Yeah the brackets. That’s what it is. Aminas like realtor person is here. You. It looked like animagus for a second. You know how like being an unregistered animagus is like bad, really bad? Well then how come theres like so many unregi-unregistered . [chad calls] pretty much. Yeah I know I know. I said yeah I know I know. What? What do you mean an entire story. Okay. One time there was a princess who was stuck in a castle. There was a princess and she was stuck in a castle and there was a prince. And the dragon comes. And yeah the dragon comes. And the dragon kills the knight. And the princess runs away and shes like you failed me you failed me! What the heck chad? Whats that noise in the background. Shes typing every word I say. Raisa. You know what you should do? I need to tell her to type one thing. K so you should after youre done with this transate it into Chinese. Hey you cant talk. K. now I  I guess since we’re done you should translate it into Chinese now. Actually Im gonna finish this story so I can finish the page. [WAIT] what? What club? Yup. Shes typing on it right now. Harry potter what? What about harry potter? Who? Kaden? Mmhmm. You know whats better than 55? Its fifty five. 5dy 5. 5dy 5. Dumbledore?! What?! Dumbledore is not a girl! That’s just nasty! Dumbledore’s awesome! True. I cant wait to see it. Harry. No backspace harry. K. so write harry but not like the name harry but like hairy. And then write potter. No write potty. No potty. So do it! Oh no go right here. Go right here. And write it in huge letters like HAIRY POTTY. Do it! Its gonna be funny! Do it. Do it. Dot it. Dot. Would you hurry up and just do that? Just write HAIRY POTTY! Hairy potty! Hairy potty! Raisa! Change the thing, like make it the highest thing and go the rest on the page like HAIRY POTTY. [no cuz you didn’t say that.] HAIRY POTTY. There. [nope doesn’t work like that] but I said it! [too bad] add. But. No I said hairy potty! So you have to write it! I know. Hairy potty! Do it! Okay. Change this. Change how big the words are. Yeah! Sisterly bonding time! It can be sister and brother bonding! I didn’t say sisterly bonding time I said sister and brother bonding time! No no no no wait no no no no! mom we did a whole page. File name ali talks a lot. File name ali talks a lot. No make the file name be like like like ali talks a lot and raisa copies it. You fail. Just type random letters in like the rest of the page just be like dodoiual;kjsa;liuas;f ioweo sdfoui;sdui;sjk ;ljisdf ;lij;asdf ;lijsd ;iljsd hey I know how to make you do that jfk jfk jfk jfk jfk jfk that’s sounds funny its like dododo dododo dododo dododo. That sounds funny too! Im bored. No seriously im bored. Im not just saying that for you to type it. Fart fart. fart fart. Hairy potty! What? What? [you are a loser] no im not! Take the you are a loser out! [never] then I’ll take it out. [you shan’t] you know whats funny? In harry potter, yes I shall. No don’t write harry potter write hairy potty. Hey no you can write you have to write you cant write yes I shall you have to write the what are they called what are they called, you have to write those thingys. I don’t know. I only said what are they called twice, not three times. [ I know that’s why I wrote it twice not three times] no you wrote it three times! Never mind I lied. Jfk jfk jfk dodo dodo dodo dodo. Dododo. Dododo. Dododo. Dodododododododododododo. That’s a long sentence. Hairy potty is cool. Im gonna start calling harry potter that now. Harry potter. How much of this page do we have left? That is one long page. That’s huge! Theres so much red underlining! You stink at spelling. [no im just being lazy cuz I have to type fast] Why did you write a 9 in stink? You always are. I have to type lazy? You fail. Vuz. No im just being (mumble) no im just being lazy cuz I have to type fast why does it say mumble I didn’t mumble [but I didn’t understand what you said] how much words? Do you think? Is on this page? Both pages. Oh. I see. Danggg! Fine. Save it. Mom! Wait wait wait.

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