A Girl's REAL Best Friend.

I realize that I got the idea from Jennifer's blog, but whatever deal with it. Anyway, most of the girls that I know couldn't care less about stupid diamonds. Here's a list of things that make up the life of the average teenage girl, some magically wonderful, others dreadfully awful. Let's begin.

• first of all, i know it's a cliche, but chocolate. maybe it's not just a girl thing, but either way, i don't know a girl that can live without chocolate in some form.
• disney movies. even if some girls won't admit it, i know that no teenage girl can resist a classic 90's disney movie. it reminds you of childhood, and you can relate, because a lot of the female characters in disney movies are about the age we are now, and best of all, you can sing along. there is no problem that a teenage girl can have, that a disney movie won't be able to help with, at least temporarily.
• bloody hell. if you want to know what this is, look on iwastesomuchtime. theyll explain it.
• shopping. man shopping is such a stress reliever. you can be having the worst day, and then you go to the mall and everything is better. i mean, they always say you can relieve stress by exercising, and you exercise by walking around the mall, and then you go to the mall and see an awesome shirt or whatever, and you try it on and it fits, and you buy it and bam, your mood is better. not to mention all the awesome food they have at the mall. you can't go wrong there. you can't.
• magazines. again, as much as some people wouldn't like to admit it, we all need some kind of advice from somewhere, and magazines provide just that. even if they are extremely stupid sometimes, they have some pretty helpful tips occasionally.
• friends. i realize that everybody needs friends, no matter what age or gender you are, but i don't think there's anyone who needs friends more than a teenage girl. who else would we go everywhere with, tell everything to, stalk people with, or text incessantly?
• music. music can be such a mood changer, and theres no one who has bigger mood swings than teenage girls (well, besides pregnant women maybe). so what better way to wallow in self-pity, proclaim your joy to the heavens, or doom the universe with your anger than with a song?
• makeup. now, i don't really wear makeup, but i know that almost every teenage girl wears some kind of makeup to some degree. and when i said makeup, what i really meant was beauty products. because what teenage girl doesn't get excited over colorful nail polish, new mascara, awesome smelling spray, or sparkly lip gloss? don't lie, you know you do.
• boys. people always think boys are nasty and perverted, but what they don't realize is that girls probably think about guys just as much as guys think about girls (although admittedly in a less vulgar way). i mean, you know when you meet a guy, anywhere, anytime, you instantly decide how attractive he is and whether he'd be dateable material, regardless of the actual chances of that happening. man i know you all do that, so don't even try to lie. we all like guys.

anyway, there are obviously a lot more things that make up people's lives, but this just gives you an idea. girls, i have to say, are awesome. i am quite glad i'm not a guy.