the story of yourmom.

chapter 1. yourmom.

once upon a time there was a little boy named yourmom. yourmom liked to play games and so one day he was playing a game when all of a sudden there was an earthquake. yourmom tried to run away but he did not prevail. so,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, he fell into the middle of the earth.



























chapter 2.THE MIDDLE OF THE EARTH
so. yourmom woke up from being knocked out from falling in the middle of the earth, and looked around and he was all, hey, im in the middle of the earth. wouldja lookat that. so then he just kinda chilled in the middle of the earth for a while.



























chapter 3. the middle of the earth isnt as fun as it seemed at first.
yourmom was chilling in the middle of the earth, minding his own business, when all of a sudden he realized it was pretty dang hot there. at first he thought he had a fever or something similar as a result of his many injuries sustained from falling hundreds of miles through the earths crust and mantle. then he realized that the source of the heat was not, in fact, a fever, but instead the giant flaming ball of molten earth that sat just a few meters away. (hereby known as, THE CORE.)







































chapter 4. escape of THE CORE.
so as not to be roasted alive like a hot dog, yourmom ran as fast as he possibly could away from THE CORE, so fast that he ran right up the side of the giant trench that he was in, all the way up the hundreds of miles that he had fallen. when he finally reached the top, he saw, to his great confusion, that by some unexplainable phenomenon the trench led not to where the earthquake had happened (his home of yourmomland, kentucky) but instead to a remote island off the coast of burma.



























chapter 5. life on the remote island off the coast of burma.
now, yourmom was what is known as a perceiver, and a very extreme one. he didn't ever question what happened to him; he just went with the flow no matter what (unless, of course, he was about to be burned by THE CORE.) so when he saw that this remote island off the coast of burma was inhabited by a strange tribal people with golden skin and tall jet-black mohawks, he decided that this was the life for him, and resolved to spend the rest of his days on the remote island off the coast of burma. he roasted the meat of the chingchongallamasaur, a large, tasty animal specific to only that island. he drank coconut milk, and also bathed his skin in it so as to acheive a nice, golden tan like that of the native people, but not to get skin cancer. with the help of the natives, he styled his hair daily in their fashion, using the jelly of the jellyfish to get it to stay straight up. he became strong and wiry as the result of much tree climbing, and made friends with the locals that were close to his age.











































chapter 6. the end.
and so ends the story of yourmom, the poor boy who was caught in an earthquake and then found himself experiencing and loving a new way of life with new friends and new family. never did he miss his old home, his old friends, or even his mother. after being accepted into the native tribe as one of their own, and choosing a wife to bear him sons, he lived out the rest of his days as an old man, telling his story to his children, his grandchildren, and his great-grandchildren until he died.























THE END.