ummm its me again

gosh. i suck at titles. wow you wanna know the truest thing ive ever heard?

time flies.

i swear for real that is so true it is mindblowingly headspinningly fast. its crazy. all of a sudden its christmas again? whats going on? where is my childhood going? i only have like 4 and a half more years and then college and then LIFE. im not ready for life!!!!!!! cuz seriously you think eight years is a long time? thats a dirty lie. its not. eight years is gonna fly by and before you know it you'll be married and then your kids will graduate and you'll be dead. holy crap. i just am not prepared. time needs to just take a freaking chill pill and slow the heck down. i want to stay in high school forever. i love it. oh, thats another thing. i love school. like to the point where i look forward to going to it from saturday morning. its crazy. i dont know how or when this happened but seriously i dont like going home id much rather stay at school. i dont even know. i like when guys roll up their sleeves. they should do it more often. especially dress shirts. i know i already said this to jennifer but i felt very strongly about it so i felt the need to repeat it on here. because its true.

oh sorry i said i was gonna do paragraphs so your brain doesnt explode.

okay im gonna type the first things that come to my mind. actually to my fingers cuz sometimes my brain is thinking one thing and my fingers type something totally different its crazy.

are you smarter than a fifth grader
my name is raisa
i like to eat pie
im hungry.
clicketyclickclick thats what my fingers sound like when they type
happy birthday
boy
vanchencha
what is that anyway i dont even know ask jennifer
wow i am sooo add
sleeping beauty
deodorant
wow where did that come from
hey
garden
there was an old woman who lived in a shoe
evan almighty watch out for the alpacas they spit
shrubbery lol thats a great word
vanchencha
why does that keep coming to my head
jennifer you poison my mind likeee
the poison apple that the with gave to snow white or
like that book the poison apples that was a weird book
the girl was in love with her teacher and
the other girls stepmom wanted a penguin
hahahaha penguin
who even thought of that
hahahaha matt texted me today and hes like
if corn oil comes from corn then where does baby oil come from
ahahahahaha sick child sick
rock and roll by eric hutchinson remember that song
i used to be obsessed with it
also he said
if americans throw rice at weddings then do asians throw cheeseburgers lol bye
i have a band song stuck in my head.
igloo
did you know eskimos have thirty words for snow?
where did i read that?
oh yeah the book we read for english
that was a weird book.
hahahha when i think of eskimos
i think of those little ice cream sandwiches that are made of cookies
the snickerdoodles at school are good
awkward people make me laugh
awkward situations make me laugh
i never get awkward because i just laugh
cat
hat
rat
bat
mat
fat
chat
flat
sat
pat
frat
vat
zat (like that but with a russian accent)
people are weird
i love weird people though
i wish i had all pac classes because the pac kids are the best
now i have a percussion cadence in my head
theyve been in my head for like two weeks now its crazy
i want to play quads really bad next year
actually, the two quad players now are seniors so they will graduate
and the only one left will be that one kid so they will need more
likeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
me
squirrel
hahahahha sam
fail
and then buffalo
i totally thought a car was a buffalo
cuz thats what we were talking about
wow this is super long
are you a girl
chuck norris lol
judy garland
i just thought of her.
shes from minnesota you know
in wisconsin all i saw were stores advertising:
fireworks and cheese
just like that
it was like we have
CHEESE and FIREWORKS
lol. way to live up to your reputation wisconsin
hahaha did i tell you what i saw in michigan?
a high school
whose name was
paw paw high school
what in the sam hill
i bet their mascot is a bear.
wedding
peter
hi
grrrrr
wow this is all my fingers people
not my brain
my fingers just type whatever while my mind wanders
its like autopilot
someday you should ask james staats about his work trance
its a crazy story.
hahaha, jennifer, night school
like harry and his remedial potions
but really they were occulemency lessons with snape
who dies
because he gets eaten by the snake
i love snape.
poor dude.
cheeseburger
mac and cheese with ketchup
milk with a straw yeah btw did i tell you im doing that now
yeah, i am.
hi
i am a girl
best buy
i like going in there and playing the drums
because those drums have cymbals
and my cymbals suck.
theyre like not even cymbals.
i thinkkkkkkk
im done now
yep, i think i will leave
you know what word i love?
shan't
hahaha <3
less than 3
hahahaha<4
who thinks of this stuff
i bet their mascot is a bear.

more math

12 hour car ride+dead ipod+obnoxious screaming children+headache=BARRELS O FUN

Happy Thankgiving!

I'm not confused. Today is my Thanksgiving because I'm going to Detroit on wednesday through sunday so i'm not doing thanksgiving then so we had it today so today was my thanksgiving. so happy thanksgiving. to me. whatever.  this week we only have two days of school yayyyy and then on tuesday night im gonna chill at my house and continue my disney movie marathon. next on the list is the jungle book and then little mermaid 2 and then i forgot but i have a huge stack next to the tv waiting to be watched.

i decided today that my wand if i had one which i dont but anyway if i had one it would be 12 inches, cherry and unicorn hair. yay. unicorn. and lydia says hers would be 13 inches, elm, and veela hair which i hope she knows only happens if your grandmother is veela like fleur delacour but whatever. did you know that fleur delacour means flower of the heart in french? yeah. okay bye.

ALI TALKS A LOT

the following is what ali has been saying for a very long time and i got bored so i started typing it and then i put it on my blog. the stuff in brackets not parenthesis are what i said. in brackets. is what i said. here you go.

if I was a caveman, and I was the one who created fire, the first thing I wud do is use it to burn a justin bieber something. That’s the first thing I would do. Wheres Abraham Lincoln? There he is. 16^th. Wait whos the guy who was always like lazy? Raisa whos the guy who was always like lazy? Whos the guy who was like lazy? Guy. Not guys. You messed up. No but seriously, just answer and then you can type my stuff. You fail. You missed the arghh like the uhh. Im not saying anything. (mumble mumble) im not mumbling. (mumble) (mumble)you know what I said? I said are you just saying mumble mumble everytime you don’t know what im saying? And apparently you are. You failed on every time.  And mumble. No lookit. Theres a buncha..jacked up stuff. Just tell me who the lazy guy was who was always in his pajamas. Wasn’t it Thomas Jefferson? That was weird! The w, it was like lowercase and then it just magically turned uppercase. Dang. I say a lot. (mumble) Wednesday. Why aren’t you writing like hahaha every time I laugh? (stomach noise) yeah that my stomach hurts now. Yeah that my stomach hurts now. It just did it again. It did it again. The y on yeah was lowercase, and then it turned uppercase. Dang, I say a lot. Fudge. Is. Good. It just did it again! [psst its magic] chocolate. i. like chocolate. Chocolate is good to eat. I like chocolate your phones about to fall off. I have to go to the bathroom. (peeing) wait. Okay im done now. Why are you skipping the song? How do you do quotation marks on the computer? How do you do those one things, like, where it goes like? Ahh, 9 and 0 shift. Me found out now. I love how its like ahh like ahhhh. Stomach noise. Wait where does it say its magic psst its magic. Why right here…? Umm. Like you know how its supposed to be like this? Well, why where it says psst its magic it goes like this? [psst. Theyre brackets.] what are brackets? Whats the difference? [psst. Ones like this[ and ones like this)] yeah but why does it have to have like a different thing? Like why does it have to look different? (sighhh) dangg, I said that much? [psst cuz its magic] you type fast. Whats magic? [brackets] I did like a whole page. Oh. I see. I said oh I see after that. Me awesome than you. Youre gonna-wait! No! oh, you’re gonna make it on a new page. Why? Why? Again? No but seriously why cant I talk? Comics are cool. Can you make a comic on the computer? [yes] sick! I feel like writing comics. Comments. Lets see how much, um, i. harry potter. Is cool. I cant see the seventh one because um uh because Iverson that’s not how you spell his name Iverson? That’s not how you spell his name. its an o there instead of the er. Ivison. You must be tired of all this. K so anyway. Cuz hes gonna see it in Wisconsin with his aunt on the 26^th so now im stuck with no one to go see it. Can I go with you? [no] whyyy? When you write like a date. Um. Like how does it make the th like tiny? How do you do that does it just do that? [magic. Again.] magic does rule. [my birthday is national magic day] im gonna laugh in your face when I be a wizard. No it isn’t! i. [yes it is, look it up] how do you now? Wow you looked it up. [I looked it up] Lydia can get the phone. Wopw. Wopw. Wopw. Lydia should read this. Just me randomly talking. K now im gonna stop talking so you can check your phone [thank you]youre closer [shut up] yeah. Who needs periods? Wheeee. Random. I have a question. Why does it say and mumble. Up there. [cuz that’s what you said] like, the like tenth like line. And the eleventh. Ill stop now. You type fast. That was a short text message it took you like two seconds. Why are you skipping all my laughs? She home? She did. Next time we go to grandmas, we should build a luge. I never said she home. [you did] when. Hmm. Bye. I’ll come back. Danggg. [close the door.] k. I love how its like in the whats it calleds every time youre talking. Talking. Not talking. You said in not it. Yeah the brackets. That’s what it is. Aminas like realtor person is here. You. It looked like animagus for a second. You know how like being an unregistered animagus is like bad, really bad? Well then how come theres like so many unregi-unregistered . [chad calls] pretty much. Yeah I know I know. I said yeah I know I know. What? What do you mean an entire story. Okay. One time there was a princess who was stuck in a castle. There was a princess and she was stuck in a castle and there was a prince. And the dragon comes. And yeah the dragon comes. And the dragon kills the knight. And the princess runs away and shes like you failed me you failed me! What the heck chad? Whats that noise in the background. Shes typing every word I say. Raisa. You know what you should do? I need to tell her to type one thing. K so you should after youre done with this transate it into Chinese. Hey you cant talk. K. now I  I guess since we’re done you should translate it into Chinese now. Actually Im gonna finish this story so I can finish the page. [WAIT] what? What club? Yup. Shes typing on it right now. Harry potter what? What about harry potter? Who? Kaden? Mmhmm. You know whats better than 55? Its fifty five. 5dy 5. 5dy 5. Dumbledore?! What?! Dumbledore is not a girl! That’s just nasty! Dumbledore’s awesome! True. I cant wait to see it. Harry. No backspace harry. K. so write harry but not like the name harry but like hairy. And then write potter. No write potty. No potty. So do it! Oh no go right here. Go right here. And write it in huge letters like HAIRY POTTY. Do it! Its gonna be funny! Do it. Do it. Dot it. Dot. Would you hurry up and just do that? Just write HAIRY POTTY! Hairy potty! Hairy potty! Raisa! Change the thing, like make it the highest thing and go the rest on the page like HAIRY POTTY. [no cuz you didn’t say that.] HAIRY POTTY. There. [nope doesn’t work like that] but I said it! [too bad] add. But. No I said hairy potty! So you have to write it! I know. Hairy potty! Do it! Okay. Change this. Change how big the words are. Yeah! Sisterly bonding time! It can be sister and brother bonding! I didn’t say sisterly bonding time I said sister and brother bonding time! No no no no wait no no no no! mom we did a whole page. File name ali talks a lot. File name ali talks a lot. No make the file name be like like like ali talks a lot and raisa copies it. You fail. Just type random letters in like the rest of the page just be like dodoiual;kjsa;liuas;f ioweo sdfoui;sdui;sjk ;ljisdf ;lij;asdf ;lijsd ;iljsd hey I know how to make you do that jfk jfk jfk jfk jfk jfk that’s sounds funny its like dododo dododo dododo dododo. That sounds funny too! Im bored. No seriously im bored. Im not just saying that for you to type it. Fart fart. fart fart. Hairy potty! What? What? [you are a loser] no im not! Take the you are a loser out! [never] then I’ll take it out. [you shan’t] you know whats funny? In harry potter, yes I shall. No don’t write harry potter write hairy potty. Hey no you can write you have to write you cant write yes I shall you have to write the what are they called what are they called, you have to write those thingys. I don’t know. I only said what are they called twice, not three times. [ I know that’s why I wrote it twice not three times] no you wrote it three times! Never mind I lied. Jfk jfk jfk dodo dodo dodo dodo. Dododo. Dododo. Dododo. Dodododododododododododo. That’s a long sentence. Hairy potty is cool. Im gonna start calling harry potter that now. Harry potter. How much of this page do we have left? That is one long page. That’s huge! Theres so much red underlining! You stink at spelling. [no im just being lazy cuz I have to type fast] Why did you write a 9 in stink? You always are. I have to type lazy? You fail. Vuz. No im just being (mumble) no im just being lazy cuz I have to type fast why does it say mumble I didn’t mumble [but I didn’t understand what you said] how much words? Do you think? Is on this page? Both pages. Oh. I see. Danggg! Fine. Save it. Mom! Wait wait wait.

THE END

It made sense in my head...

yeah dont you just hate when you think something and it makes perfect sense but then you try to say it or explain it to someone and theyre like what in heck are you talking about? and you're like well, it made sense in my head!..and they just look at you like okay youre weird..walking away now.......(run). dont you just hate that? dont try to act like its never happened to you, cuz it has. dont lie. well maybe not the running part. unless you said something super creepy.

tomorrow im going to band for 8th hour...yayyy. plus also guess whos in band. yeah. band people. thats who im talking about. ahahaha. i really like 8th hour but the rest of wednesdays always goes really really really slow because i have physics which sucks and then band which is amazing and then gym which wont be sooo bad tomorrow cuz we're playing volleyball but usually it is, and then FINALLY i have lunch, and then eighth hour and the end.

SOME MATH TO THINK ABOUT:
(she said by stephen jerzak)=(amazing song)
(dubstep)=(addicting)
(she said by stephen jerzak)+(dubstep)=(amazing song)+(addicting)
(amazing song)+(addicting)=(you will listen forever)
(she said by stephen jerzak)+(dubstep)=(you will listen forever)

yeah i know math is not usually your friend but when you use it in music it gets much better. doesnt it. speaking of music......idk. i have a lot to say about music but im not gonna cuz im lazy.

THREE MORE DAYS(ish.)(maybe less.)

some songs(well, remixes) to look up:
roxsonix- skank tank (dubstep remix of course)(look for the yellow and black picture that says quantum dubstep)
swedish house mafia- one (prototype remix)
other stuff.

AWESOME PEOPLE vs LAME PEOPLE (the never-ending battle)
theres not much to say about this, mostly you have to OBSERVE. when you first meet a person you cant usually tell if theyre awesome or lame(well sometimes you can) but anyway i just really wanted to say how much i really really like awesome people, like when i like a person i really like them, and how much i really really hate lame people, like when i hate a person i really hate them. with people im kind of extreme. other stuff not so much. usually im like in the middle with most stuff on account of im not good at decisions so usually i just kinda float in the middle. which is called being passive. which apparently minnesotans are known for, so there you go.

good bands:
(not singers just bands)
(good meaning i like 2 or more of their songs)
MGMT
boys like girls
the beatles
maroon 5
coheed and cambria
3 doors down
coldplay(a given)
fall out boy(yayyyyyy for fall out boy,,everybody always forgets them!)
the ting tings(idk if they count as a band though, they only have 2 people)
other stuff. cant think of any more at the moment.

IMPORTANT DATES IN THE FUTURE:
november 19: HARRY POTTER
december 5: national ninja day
december 10: narnia 3 in theaters
december 25: candy day(just kidding ya retard its christmas. what are you thinking?)
january 14: national unicorn day(okay i made that up, but now that i did, its official. remember not to forget that okay?)
may 20: pirates of the caribbean 4 in theaters
june 12: my birthday(mark your calendars please)(pshh like you havent already. what am i talking about? its probably marked on your calendar for the next 400 years.)(oh wait. i'll be dead then.) (okay well the next 90 years)(yeahhh! cuz then after 90 years i'll be 104 and that means i'll have lived to the year 2100 and i'll have lived through 3 different centuries. i really really hope i live to be 104. that's like literally my life goal.)
july 15: HARRY POTTER PART 2
september 17: mashed potato day(that's a lie too)(not anymore though.)
november 16: today. ahahahahhahahaha.

okay i believe that i am done nowwwwwww. bye.

down low too slow

well not down low but i was just gonna say too slow and i then i added the down low part cuz it rhymes. anyway whatever. its too slow because i just posted yesterday and yall didnt comment yet but i decided that im gonna post again anyway and you can just comment on both okay? okay. cool. glad we got that cleared up. okay there are two things that i will not talk about in this post and they are harry potter and also this one kid whos in band who i will not talk about okay? okay. hey look i just said that. im so cool. ugh. no. im such a loser its quite laughable yeah thats right i said quite laughable. the fact that i said quite laughable is quite laughable. okay im gonna stop saying that now cuz its annoying to type.

so i was reading a bunch of oldish posts (well from this month and last month) (and the month before) and i discovered that they are much easier to read if there are paragraphs. cuz otherwise they are just tooooo much words and it makes your brain hurt. and i know you guys probly dont even read these whole deals anyway but thats okay cuz this is my blog, just a bunch of random blabbing, cuz i have a lot of say that no one cares about so i either have to say it, write someone a two page note with the margins filled up (and jennifer knows what thats all about), or use my trusty blog. and i learned that no matter which way i do it, after the first couple of minutes people tune me out cuz really what do i say anyway? stupid stuff. hahahaha like when we were walking to the bus or when i was on your bus jennifer and there was a kid there and i didnt realize the stupidity of the stuff i said untilllllll it was too late. okay if you are actually reading this whole thing then in your comment you should casually mention something about unicorns, cuz they are cool and i have been slightly obsessed with them lately.

speaking of unicorns, in history i tried playing hangman with the people that sit at the same desk as me in different, hours, and it was there the next day but nobody played, and the day after that it was gone, so i was like you people are stupid and then i drew a unicorn in the corner because apparently games dont work so i have to resort to unicorns. and then today i decided to see if the physics people are cooler than the history people because mr lund teaches only physics x which means smart people which means they are weirder/awesomer. so anyway i drew a hangman there and we'll have to see what happens tomorrow. someone better do it. the answer is my life is average cuz thats where i got the idea. and also i also drew a unicorn on the physics table too. but it was at the lab table not like the desks.

haha today me and jennifer were dicussing sports bras and how people think it is acceptable to wear them as tank tops under v-necks. which, btw people, is not acceptable. its obviously a bra not a tank top, and it looks stupid. i mean if you want to wear just a sports bra under like a sweatshirt, thats one thing, but at least you cant see that. also people wear regular bras under their sports bras? what is this? you dont wear two bras on top of each other. thats just weird. unless, of course, you want to wear your bra as a shirt, which i guess is probly why they do it but no less weird.

okay there is a lot more i could say about a lot of stuff but i just got lazy and this post is long enough and im sure you dont want to read more than this, or even this itself, but anyway dont worry im done now sooooooooo bye.

If only, if only, the woodpecker cries, the bark on the tree was as soft as the skies..

all of a sudden i just remembered that. and idk where it came from! i didn't even know i knew that! what is it? its from something.......OH! I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!! its from holes. i never understood that line. or what it has to do with holes. holes is a good movie i haven't seen it in a while....i should watch it OH WAIT i don't have tv. what a downer. know what else is a downer? the fact that today is tuesday. oh well! tomorrow is a late start!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 9 days 6 hours 26 min til harryyyyy potterrrrrrrrrrr. i was about to buy tickets and then i saw this thing int he newspaper where you email the newspaper and say the character that you are most like and then you get free passes to an advance screening. it said its first come first served so i don't think its like a contest or drawing, you just get it. i did one from my email for me and one from my dads for lydia so that equals 2 passes each which equals 4 which equals me her louisse and meaghan which is whos going soo yayy. and not you jennifer cuz you suck. aka dont like harry potter. MAN i am excited. i was watching the trailer today and i swear to youknowwho that I FORGOT TO BREATHE.  and then when it ended i was like holy crap, why do i feel like im gonna explode? oh right. i have to breathe. and then i breathed and it was all good. but it was crazy. its so intense. holy crap. i need to stop thinking about it. aeo;ia;okasd;fkajs;lfkjas;ldkfja;slkdfjslkfaslkfskksfksks;kfskl;k. the poster deal is like, NOWHERE IS SAFE. its so crazy...i get all shivery and also warm inside. its awesommmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. oh gosh harry potter is amazing. that trailer is crazy. oh gosh. oh gosh. k i gotta go eat some food now aka dinner but anyway you think about that. the craziness. of harry potter. bye now.

DUBSTEP

Is amazing. Straight dubstep mixes aren't as good but dubstep remixes of songs are amazingggg once you listen to the remix you will never go back to the old song. Also ukf dubstep mix on youtube is good. really good. it's 8 minutes well spent. the first song from memoirs of a geisha is awesome, then it gets boring a little in the middle, and then gets 10x better later. Also i learned that i HATE screamo and heavy metal. just saying. cuz like the links on the dubstep songs are sometimes metal and crap and so i clicked a couple and turns out they suckkkk. especially devil wears prada. sorry. if you like that. but. it sucks. im gonna cut my hair today but i'm still debating how much i should do...i'm not cutting any off the length though. ughhhh gosh my hair i just wanna kill it. its okay. it will be better tomorrow. except it probly wont look that different. but it will feel different and that's the important thing. uhhh i just wanna type to the beat of this song. which is what im doing. whoaaaa the font on this screen deal just changed. did i do that? what just happened. i don't even know. im hungry. i think it's time for me to go and eat some lunch because i didn't have lunch money so i didn't eat soooo it's lunchtime now. i want some ravioli. bye.








































dubstep. look it up.