Morningly Update

Today is Lydia's birthday so I'm gonna type whatever she says so start talking oh gosh. well i'm gonna go read some bunny books so bye. WAIT!!! don't leave lydia what am i supposed to post about while you're gone??? fine. what do you want from me? say something. (laugh laugh) okayy.. how am i sposed to talk while i read? i'll talk about my bunnies. okay. (((THIS IS GONNA BE BORING SO BRACE YOURSELVES.))) well i'm going to get a small breed, two, a boy and a girl. and their names are gonna be thumper and mimi. HOW'S YOUR COUSIN GONNA FEEL WHEN YOU NAME A BUNNY AFTER HER? oh, right we have a cousin named mimi. well, she's not gonna know. YES SHE IS. well, too bad, she'll like it. NO SHE WON'T. I WOULDN'T. KAY, SPEAK. they're gonna be satin fur. WHAT THE HECK? well, i'm reading about bunny breeds! YEAH BUT YOU DON'T GO UP TO THE PET LADY AND GO I WOULD LIKE A SMALL BUNNY WITH SATIN FUR. (laugh laugh) well, uh, too bad. ew! they have blue bunnies? COOL!!! NOW STOP TALKING I CAN'T KEEP UP. okay. HOLD ON!!! KAY. thumper. will have. castor. WHAT'S CASTOR? it's a color. YOU DON'T JUST PICK A BUNNY LIKE THAT!!! well that's what i want it to be. (mumbling to self about bunnies and whatnot) KAY, YOU CAN TALK NOW. i want mimi. to have white fur, but she's not gonna be albino, it's creepy when bunnies have pink eyes, it looks like they're evil. oh look they look like golden retrievers in bunny form! WELL WE KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE THAT THEY DON'T NEED PINK EYES TO BE EVIL. alright so: breeds recognized by the american rabbit's association. WOW, THOSE PEOPLE NEED TO GET LIVES. ali: we have a cousin named mimi? YOU GUYS REALLY NEED TO FIND OUT WHO OUR COUSINS ARE. YOU'RE READING A BOOK ABOUT RABBITS. i know. YOU HAVE FOUR MORE BOOKS ABOUT RABBITS IN FRONT OF YOU. so? GET A LIFE. OKAY. TALK SOME MORE. BUT NOT TOO FAST. wait a minute. okay, so. (thinking or reading or a combo of the two?) hot hot. hehehe. okay, wait a second. oh, i know, scratch that. i'm still gonna have two bunnies named thumper and mimi. but whatever with the colors and the fur, but i want them to be himalayan, cuz those are small. YOU'RE DITCHING PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY? yeah? never mind. I want a pollish bunny. YOU MEAN POLISH, RETARD? yeah, whatever, polish. they only weigh three pounds. GEEZ. never mind, himalayan. POLISH. okay. but wait, do you think a bigger one would better, smaller ones are scary. MAKE UP YOUR MIND! okay, i'm getting the himalayan. alright next book. OH GEEZ. can you stop copying me now? FINE. okay, bye people. YOU'RE DUMB.




so, the end. as you can see lydia is ditching our lovely evil pb and j, so i'm gonna have to shoot them and roast them with tomatoes and onions, (inside joke) okay no but she's getting rid of them and replacing them with smaller bunnies that are easier to take care of which i think is cruel and evil. okay now she's going on about how different people say that bunnies live different amounts of years. boringgggg.......okay well i'm bored make sure you read this whole thing cuz it actually is pretty funny now that i look at it. byebye.