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hello there people whoever you are, possibly parry hotter. this is flancelot. no! scratch that! its jimbabwe chitpasong! i am the coolest person ever because my name is jimbabwe chitpasong, which is really hilarious and ridiculous at the same time! yep! thats it. have a lovely afternoon. and post.

that is what jennifer told me to write. hey! parry hotter! i am a girl, man! not a man, man! but that is OKAY. and do you agree with me about the MLIA or the nintendo ds. because I do not no. your mother. im bored. right. right. OMG BANANA CARROT PICKLE PEPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dont know tootsie pop. jennifer has reading issues. i am at jennifer's house. VICTORIA JUSTICE! no way! ahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahaha i havent been on here in a very long time. blah blahdiblah. WHAT IS UP. i registered for high school.THATS WHATS UP. blah.............. your mom is a..................HORSE. nope. it is not good. OW. my abs hurt!!!!!!!!!!! PSYCHIC MOMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that one kid at lunch is a cheesewhore. his name is cheesewhore. and i understand why! he is WHORE of CHEESE. anyway. byebye. not really. did you know i CAN TYPE 63 words a minute?????? i bet you cant do that. noooo you can not. but who really cares. OAK TREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and crazy gym man.

CRAZY PEOPLE FROM SCHOOL:
*sammie (hyper short girl)
*mandra (tall man-like girl named sondra who stares at people and yells at them)
*stalker girl (girl who listens to converstations and thinks she is part of them)
*CRAZY GYM MAN! (mr brian the student teacher who is absolutely insanely hilariou and you would have to be there to even get it)
*mr cain (evil math teacher who makes fun of you and is in for a surprise!!! hee. hee. hee.)
*mr zurn (small short student teacher with incredibly low voice)
*mr carlson (creepy pervert man who is having affair with profay)
*mr prescott (band director who makes pathetic jokes that are still funny and is having affair with mrs stolz)
*mrs garcia (old teacher lady who imitates wild west)
*mr garrick (language arts teacher who cant control class but has secret super powers)
*mr moron (dean of students named mr moran who said good job for stealing peoples tables but then turned out to be a double double double double agent)
*freaky bus girl (girl with sad life and many issues that may or may not be true)
*andy (crazy guatemalan boy who is insane and likes soccer and guatemala and girls)
*aaron (short boy who is sensitive about height but very feisty)
*evan (really smart wimpy boy with surprising abilities and sense of humor)
*adhd (joe who si the punching bag of the school and still comes back for more. i dont understand. also crazy gym man calls him adhd because he has adhd symptoms)
*oak tree (hes not special, we just like his name. crazy gym man calls him oak tree because he is crazy tall and large.)
*joe (crazy fat who yells at teachers and has bleached blond hair now)
*madame (french teacher who dances and sings around the classroom. and says danc and oh, la vache! and zoot alors! and super coole!)
*owen (kid who really likes his lunch table and therefore will share with us and shares a seat with me and is the leader of the pack of seventh graders at that table.)
*kid who threw away my food and kid who took my seat. (heres the story: first he moved into my spot. and i said move but he didnt so i said i will push yo nachos on the floor boi! and he said okay do it. and so i did! and he did not expect me to actually do it, so then he screams at me later, YOU BROKE MY NACHOS! and so i said YOU TOLD ME TO! and then the kid who threw away my food took my fork which had my barbeque chicken on it and walked over to the garbage and threw it in there. and then i was laughing really hard and he took my tray and said are we done with this? and so i took my milk and said yes. and then he walked away and threw the tray in the garbage. then jennifer took his water bottle but he didnt say anything which was a shame.)
*scotty (well first of all this kid used to be a really fun kid. but now he kind of mellowed out and is going out with this really annoying girl on my bus who is in charge of the 7th grade 'pretty commitee". so anyway scotty was doing katy's geometry homework at lunch and they were all freaking out that he could do geometry even though really this lesson was more algebra so i laugh)
*crazy lunch boy (a kid pushed this kid's salad off the table so the crazy boy went over to him and went STAND UP. to the kid and the kid started freaking out and we thought he was gonna beat him up but... he did not. so sad)
i guess thats it. i mean there are more crazy people but these are the really noticeable ones. anyway one more thing.......

add and adhd are no longer add and adhd. they are ados. it stands for attention deficit- OOH SHINY!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA doesnt it make sense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The bananas chase me in my sleep. They haunt my every waking hour! Someone save me from the madness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

okay. thank you for your comment meaghan! buhbye now!!!


















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