Stupid

Ahhhhh gosh i'm mad cuz i had to go home sick and my stupid math was being stupid because i thought i knew how to do it and then stupid dale was being stupid and told me this weird complicated way to do it and then i asked leah and turns out i was doing it right anyway..................................................................... stupid stupid stupid and now i liek cant even type cuz my fingers are being stupid...,. but on the bright side i managed to memorized the first two pages out of five of this sonatina thhingy on the piano................................................... but seriously now i'm gonna have to do my math homework and i'm not gonna get it cuz of stupid dale and i wasnt even joking around and stuff in math today i was actually asking him for help and he was being stupid.....................................n and then on friday we have the math test which i am also gonna failllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll and we were supposed to do the first page of the ppractyice test front and back but i didnt even finish the front cuz of stupid dale.................................................................. cuz usually he helps me but today he was beign STUPIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD and now i feel a little better from being sick but it RAINING so i cant go outside or anything and there's nothing to do..................... and hahahahahahahaha you guys are still in school hahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaha but you only have like 15 minutes left....................... whatever i left early and let me tell yoiu that time goies by a loooooooooooooooooooootttttttt faster when you are not in school/////////.................. like seriously it seems like foever when you are sitting in class waiting for it to be two o clock but then at home you're like omg its already 1:30............................................................................................................................................ you know those tings that say like only smart people canb read this and really everyone can even though the letters are all scrambled up but you can still read it??? well that is knda like what this post is like because of my stupid untyping fingers........................................................................... whatever anyway that is all i guess welll wait i'll do one of those guess the songs thingys that i havent donein like forever.................... here goes this all.....

btw these songs are not necessarily all new


1. A dizzy twister dance
What's goin on on the floor?
What's the name of this club?
Gonna be okay

2. Life is a maze, and love is a riddle
Slow it down, make it stop
Yeah, it's a lot
I'm just a little bit caught in the middle

3. Every rule I had you breakin
I ain't never gonna shut you out
You know you're my saving grace
You're everything I need and more

4. What you know bout me?
MAC, loreal, yep, cuz I'm worth it
When its time for lunch my lips still rock
Sittin in 8th period, thought I was in trouble

5. I look for peace, but see I don't attain
The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night
The pain is deep
He seems alone though he is feelin blue

6. Somewhere far along this road he lost his soul
How could you be so, cold as the winter wind when it breeze yo
You're bringin out a side of me that I don't know
Why we up 3 am on the phone?

7. Everybody wants you
Who can really blame you?
Back by popular demand
How does it feel? Is it fantastic? Is it grand?

8. With a big smile on my face
I wonder how bad that tastes
Where's that shiny car?
I've never seen you fall so hard

9. Four little words just to get me along
I never say anything at all
They call me Stacey
But I'm a riot

10. The chaos that controlled my mind
But always in my heart
Her heart is breakin in front of me
I tried my best to feed her appetite

ok while idk this is either really easy or really hard......................... idk but listening to all this music has put me in a much better mood............ so bye now

ps guess what they're redoing my street so we're all carving our names in it!!! anywat bye

.................................................................................................*raisa*............................................................


.,.....................................

Not Entertained.

AKA bored but i think i'm pretty sure i already named a post that and i don't repeat post names so uhhh there's that. ok time goes by wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy to fast for its own good. before it knows it its going to be out of itself and THEN what is it going to do? yeah that's what i thought. NOTHING. so it can go suck on that. see if it wants to go super fast after THAT. oh yeah, that's right, run away. yeah so just wanted to throw that out there. well i was going to have this be a really long post but i actually cant think of anything to say... oh i know i'll just type a poem that i already wrote........ lemme go find it....

alright actually i have a whole notebook of poems i already wrote... idk if they're any good but they're just to make this post longer............... so here goes a few:

btw none of them have names

music around me like lace-
delicate dancing flutes and skipping bells
frantic thunder...
tubas march, elephants on parade
a storm.
crashing cymbals- giant waves...
a heart, bass drum beating
trumpets in regal welcome
slap in the face-hard and
rhythmic- a snare
jumping and skittering
tight- a boa constrictor
loose, like a feathery blouse
making you dizzy, faster, slower
entrancing-
symphony


there goes that one... here's one about time!!! let's scare time away with this amazazing poem..... haha anyway here it is...

actually this one does have a title... weird...


Shackles From Time

Time is tricky
oh, yes she is
she binds me with shackles
and although shackles
are supposed to be heavy, Time
has made them light
and invisible
And then, she
chained my shackles to her wrist
and took off running.
so of course,
thanks to tricky Time,
I have no choice but to stumble behind.

I actually didnt think that one was any good t all, now that i am retyping it, but uh... whatever. ok i gtg now so uh bye

teehee oops

well i guess that monthly mail thing never happened.................................. oh well. i would do it now but too late and i'll only be able to do it for like two months.................... festival of nations was sooooooooooooooooooo fun i bought a bag..... :) anyway........................... about that story i was gonna post...... yeah i guess that never happened either.............................................. oh wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll those korean bird thingys were sweet but um guess what lacey got dumped............. sad for her she was obsessed with him but kaden told jonathan to dump her just like 'oh, you should dump her' and he didnt really care and then jonathan was like ok. so he did. which means he obviously didnt really care about her that much. sad but thats why you shouldnt have a boyfriend in middle school..................................................................... sucks to be her.......well uh bye now


btw guess what its friday this week went bye soooooooooooooo fast.

well mackenzie is over right now i'm going to type little snippets of what she saysssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss starting................... now:

what do you think i'm doing.... cuz this is humpty dumpty!!! humpty dumpty does NOT die. josh is weird. he has mental issues cuz he says he has mental issues. you have to have really bad mental issues to say you have mental issues. it had a baby!!! don't fall.... last one!!! ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah!!! how do i get the baby on??? raisa, look! ooooooooooooh!!! don't you dare fall on me. i'm not doin it. i'm not doin it. i'm not doin it. you piehole. you've got a fat butt you little fat butt!!! i know, i'm awesome aren't i???

ok i'm done. remember those are just snippets they are missing some words in between. haha i just showed her this and now she's laughing really hard. anyway bye now. she just said she cant feel her stomach cuz she's laughing so hard. ok bye

food!!!

so excited for festival of nations..... gonna eat a ton of food.............................. yay!!!

DONT EAT PIGS

haha jk i know you dont really get swine flu from eatin pigs i just thought it was funny because well i was lookin up swine flu to see if we were all gonna die cuz me and kaden were talkin about that but then on yahoo answers someone asked that so i was looking at the answers and it would be like "no, we're not gonna die, just dont eat pigs" and me and kaden and mackenzie would be like haha retard you dont get it from eating pigs and then the next answer would be like"you dont get it from eating pigs" but the next one would be "dont eat pigs" the next one "of course you can eat pigs" and so on and so forth. but i just thought it was funny. anyway i was freaking out because i was like omg were all gonna die its gonna be like i am legend and kaden was like oh yeah and i'll be the guy on there that's the only one left and i was like haha yeah right. anyway then i looked online and it turns out we're not all gonna die so i'm good now.

Jump....................................

I got a trampoline!!! Yay!!! cuz my neighbors got a new one so they gave theirs to us so yay!!! also meaghan read the comment on the post before this................................... anyway um that's all bye now

the library

that's where i am now.............. bye now.......

st. patty's day:

i wore green and ate corned beef and various other traditional irish/green foods. now i am going to see knowing with *nicolas cage!!!!!!!!!!!!* (omg!!! jk (or jk lol as alexa would say)) anyway seein that wit jodi so buh bye now i'm gonna go chat wit someone on some web site till she finishes her hw cuz anyway da movie doesn't start till 5 o five

ow......

i cut my lip just now........... that hurt. i really have nothing else to say today................. except i am typing with one finger cuz my other nine are occupado (no, not that kind of occupado).... anyway bye now

really now?

i mean i realize that i didn't choose the best pics, but still, if you imagine what they both look like usually, and with ryan not so tan, and them both looking right at you instead of up, then they do kinda look alike. if you squint. hahaha no jk but really i mean they could pass as brothers. i'd say that's looking alike..... its not like they look totally different. really. they do kinda look alike

Hairs Cut (the s was not a typo)

So yes I finally did get my haircut!!! I got 5 inches off. It's really not that short, just a lot lot lot shorter than before.... about shoulder length... Also I went to heartbreaker today and got stuff. The clothes there are really cool but not exactly my style... so instead I got this cool vintage spirally ring deal, a pack of colored diamond (fake obviously) stud earrings, a really cool really huge colored stone bracelet, and some silver bangles. All those things except the earring are really exotic looking and feeling... and they have these cool colored scarves at that store that are also really cool and exotic looking. But I'm like in love with this ring I'm wearing it right now... Today is Sunday... so easy like a sunday morning... listen to that song by maroon 5. also this love is really good... only my sunday morning was not so easy; lost some sleep and had to get up and 7 which felt like 6! I went to help my mom take care of the pastor's baby at her nursery sunday morning work deal... she got paid 50 bucks for taking care of his baby 2 hours earlier than she usually comes and since I helped out a ton she paid me half of it! So I'd say the loss of sleep was worth it, especially since it's spring break! but we were there from 7:45 to 11:45.... after we went to heartbreaker we got home at 12:3o and all I ate was a granola bar. I was starving.

I realize that I don't really use this blog as a blog... only as a fun little way to blabber to you all... come to think of it i don't really know what blogs are really for...??? Oh dear (old lady sayings oh yeah!!!) my brother is watching star wars... wowowowowowowowowowowoowowowowowowowowowowowowoowowowowowowowowowowow Ok Jennifer when you go to disney for a day I seriously hope that you are going to magic kingdom I love it there so much especially main street. ok well this post wont be as long as the last one ok? i bet you're happy about that... so bye then...!

Did I Hear You Say SPRING Break???

Yes, I am quite sure I did hear you say SPRING break! And guess what? It's not spring until March 20! So why, may I ask, IN THE HECK do we have spring break now??? hmmm.... something to think about, that's all.
I realize that there's barely going to be anyone reading this because you're all in Florida and the Dells and the DOMINICAN REPUBLIC! Well bring your laptop Jennifer because they have internet connection at hotels for free. And then you can comment and be like 'oh i'm in florida and two hours ago i was swimming in an ocean and its eighty degrees.' but here its like thirty only today it was supposed to be like forty and sunny but did that happen? NO! It's all gray and rainy and stuffers!!! Well I was texting Kelsey a couple of hours ago on Louisse's phone and she said how she could only text for like 5 minutes because she was going on a plane!!! WELL LUCKY HER!!! I'm going to the mall and places! Lucky me! And to John's Jimmy, this new island in the Carribean! Ever heard of it? I DIDN'T THINK SO! Because they just discovered it and only the cool people know about it, that's right. And they have this really rare animal that produces delicious meat and also cheese from the milk, and this weird exotic wheat that you can make bread out of, and strange plants for other flavorings, and so you can get the most wonderful sandwiches there!!!!! AND you can tan!!! So there there there there there there!!! I'm going somewhere too! hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha And to the mall where I'm getting spring clothes. And bright blue converses and then I'll buy bright green laces and I'll have very bright shoes! And shorts and shirts and stuff like that! And maybe even a new swimsuit if I can manage to lay off the junk food and just pretty much food in general.
The movie Penelope is really good. I just watched it again and it is good. I like the ending the best! Only I don't get why all the kids have British accents because they're in New York...??? hmmmmm. I'm at the library right now and I just saw an audio book next to me called My Brother Sam Is Dead... creepy or what? Speaking of creepy and creepers.... Johnny Lemke is such a creeper! It's really freaky. And it's weird to see him talk. Like he's the kind of person that's supposed to be silent. It's just not natural for him to talk. OR LAUGH! that's creepy too.
Also, not to sound all retarded and superior and everything, but I totally dissed Niko in front of everyone today on accident. But he deserves it cuz he's a meanie!!! Anyway so we were outside for gym sliding down the ravine you know? And Niko ripped his pants but he always sags so he just didn't change and left them there, but you could still kinda see his boxers and it was just gross in general anyway, so whatever. Anyway, during typing I asked the sub if we could not use the masks since it was the last day before break. And he said no, but after Niko looks at me all pissed and he's like 'shut up! god!' like i was really annoying him or pissing him off which I wasn't. and I was like 'shut up niko i wasn't even talking to you.' and then just for something to say after that, i was like 'why don't you go fix the hole in your pants?' and i didn't really mean for it to be that funny, but everybody around me started laughing and going 'ohhhhhh'. and then niko was like 'wow, you're funny. that was good raisa hahahaha' all sarcastic but i could tell he was pissed cuz everybody was laughing at him and i was like hahaha niko that's what you get. cuz he's always such a retard and so he deserved it!
well, that is all guys wow this was a really really long post but it only took me like fifteen min to type anyway bye now!!!!!!!!!!

HAVE FUN IN FLORIDA/DOMINICAN REPUBLIC/THE DELLS!!!!!

ps wouldn't it be funny if dominica was from the dominican republic!!! hahahahahahahaha

pps did you know she's going out with rolando??? hahahahahahahhaha

ppss kyle is a retard!!! bye now

WHY ARE YOU CARRYING A TREE???

i mean seriously why would you carry a tree anyway??????????????? especially when it's so SNOWY??? ok i would just like to say that MILEY CYRUS IS A REEEEEEEEETARD!!!!!!!! just thought that i would point that out................................................................. well guess what i went from zero dollars to THIRTY FOUR and all you rich miley cyruses out there are sitting there reading this like hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha you're so poor but you know what SHUT UP becaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaause i spend my money right when i get it so there that goes............... but now a third of what i have.... (what's a third of thirty four?????) is going to my drum set savings.... and don't any of you let me delve into that like I did with my ipod savings.... cuz that left me with zero dollars and drum sets are like three times the price of an ipod. the cheapest i saw was two hundred nineteen and the most expensive was FIVE THOUSANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD HOLY CRAPPPPPPPPP THAT'S A LOT. well guess what REtarded mrs hodgins only gave us FIVE minutes for the poetry jam which we've been planning alllllll week and so we are STARTING OVER on monday and we're actually gonna take a long time on it ok? ok................. well yesterday school was cancelled two hours early................................................................................................... yay for that but anyway byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee now ...... you stink like a donkey in august hahaha that show is retarded

OK.... ummm... about that.....

okay well that whole monthly mail thing... about it... well i had it the WHOLE MONTH...... so i'm changing it to march...... yeah....... hahahahaha... funny stuff guys... there goes the february one...... oh wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll bye guys!!!

IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!! PLEASE READ RIGHT NOW!!!!

ok listen when you get the monthly mail (whoever gets it) the letter or package or whatever will say feb 8 as the deadline and the box or envelope or whatever will say feb 9. but i haven't sent the thing yet but i will and you will get it on thursday so the deadline is a week from thursday!!!! unless of course you get it before or after thursday which you probably won't then its a week from whatever day you get it ok? ok and remember to watch the video above this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey...............................................!

It's superbowl sunday............... yay................ no one can play............................... I NEVER WANT TO GO OUTSIDE AGAIN!!! (ask me why later) kkkkkkkkkkk.... my dad and his friend and rest of my family are all watchin transformers.................... already saw it like 8 times..... but its good and all. btw i already sent the monthly mail deal... well i wrote it and since its sunday and there's no mail i'm sendin it tomorrow!!! ur excited...! i could do my math hw... but idk... don't really feel like it... everybody's bored this weekend... no one can hang out. and ma phones are bein really retarded. wish i had a phone. ma ipod is dead..... remind me to charge??? anyway..... BAH!!!!! THAT MEANS BYE BAH DA WAY!!!!!

Ski Trip

We went skiing it was so fun!!! John is such a surprisingly good skier! And anyway that's all I had to say................... Well whatever bye!!! And don't forget to read the post under this and sign up for Monthly Mail!

Monthly Mail: OFFICIAL RULES AND STUFF, also, Barack Obama business and New Background business

Ok so here's how this mail thing is going to work:
First you sign up for the mail thing by commenting and saying so. Don't make me feel stupid people by having only Jennifer sign up because what fun would that be with just two people? Then at the beginning of every month will pick someone randomly and send them something fun in the mail. (Here are some of my ideas so far: packages: candy!!! boxes in boxes in boxes etc, pens (cuz u kno u always run out), blah blah blah. letters: plain old letters, treasure hunts (i will put the furst clue in the letter and then hide the rest in special places in the school (band room, locker room, etc) for you to find), secret assignments (yeah i got the idea from the book Jenn), maps to secret places with secret things hidden there.) NOW here's the deal: when you get the thing in the mail (btw you will have to give me your addresses if I don't know them (at school of course, not on the net, i'm not that stupid)) it will have a secret code or password included. It will be clearly marked, ex: "THIS IS THE SECRET PASSWORD". YOU HAVE TO SEND ME A LETTER WITHIN THE NEXT WEEK WITH THE SECRET CODE ON IT OR ELSE YOU WILL BE OFF THE MAIL LIST FOR THE NEXT MONTH. That's all there is to it. It really isn't that hard.

Ok, I just want to say FINALLY OBAMA IS PRESIDENT YAY YAY YAY OUR COUNTRY WILL SOON BE THE GREAT COUNTRY THAT IT IS AND SHOULD BE!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE SHOULD ALL BE VERY HAPPY AND WE ARE! I just wanted to say that.

Also, you might have noticed that my blog has an awesome new look. I have it for Valentine's Day, and might do that for all the holidays. But in between my blog will be regular because its my like signature look thingy. I always end up going back to it anyway. Well, that's all the business (aka fun) for today. Bye now!

New Video

I changed my youtube vid to heartless by kanye west, my new favorite song. Also, i have a newfound obsession with playing pool. it's really fun! have you all ever heard the song rockstar by prima j? its really good! i'll put that up next... it needs to snow so that i can shovel some drivewasy and get some dough... forgive my retarded use of the word dough... also the book peeps by scott westerfield is really good, slightly scary though. i just finished it today and also started the last days, which is the sequel... so sad, pac is over, but now we have exploratory art... why can't rid of band and keep pac??? i hate tech lab though... so boring! the last two modules that i did sucked... DO NOT DO DIGITAL PHOTOGRAPHY! the name is decieving; its not as fun as it sounds... next i have use computer... aka typing class aka sucks a lot... oh well, we're halfway done with the year, wow it goes by fast! you know what facebook and myspace are so retarded... like seriously ppl are like oh i have to have a facebook to talk to my relatives, but ppl that's why they made phones! text them or call them or something! or write them a letter! seriously, aren't you excited when you get mail! nobody ever sends mail anymore!!! omg i jsut thought of a really good idea! you guys have to sign up to get some mail by commenting and saying so... then i will pick someone randomly... (i'll have to think of how) and send them a letter and some other stuff (perhaps a package) within the next week and then you'll have to send something to someone else that signed up and so on and it will go on until it gets back to me! but you won't know who's getting the letter from me! so you'll have to get the mail every day! comment and tell me if you like my brilliant idea! and tell me if you want to do it! come on, you know you get excited when you get mail, and especially a package! seriously, do it! bye now!

Bride Wars and Love Poems

That's a really good movie I saw it today................. you guys read the book falling hard it's 100 love poems by teenagers it soooooooooooooooo good i read it in less than a day... perfect for language arts! more than 100 pgs but since its poems it barely takes any time to read!!! sweet right? yeah. and now it made me want to write some love poems, but idk if i will yet. we'll see...
(btw the youngest kid i saw in there was twelve, and there were like five thirteen year olds, so there you go!!!!)

here a couple of my favorite ones from the actual book:

****no title****

We were always looking for the highest place,
where the sun would soar the longest
and nest in the branches of the tallest trees.
Laughing, we raced across the field.
You turned to wait for me, you breath already calm,
you hands steadying me, touching my hair.
I remember falling, pressed together
like the blackberries we crushed in our mouths-
above us only the sky
and in your eyes, when they were open,
that same clear blue

Mari, age 16


Pledge of Affection to a Nerd

I...
...drift, lazy, on the comforting breeze
as you rhythmically speak:
computer jargon.
...can't get over how blue your eyes are:
talking about Star Wars.
...couldn't be prouder of you as you recite:
forty-seven digits of pi.
...will listen, though I may never understand:
you beat the final level of Escape from Mordor!
...want to stay in your arms all evening while you talke about:
ancient war strategy, lunar eclipses, molecules...

whispering sweet algorithms in my ear.

Laura Tabor, age 16


I Love You

Looking into your eyes, my heart skips a beat,
and it makes me want to vomit.
You mean the world to me,
and I hate that.
I love you with all my heart,
so I think I'll kill myself.
You make me feel like no one else can,
so I know I can't trust you.
You are my one, my only
piece of s**t that I can't stand.
I love you.

Alana Gracia Sopko, age 14


so no about me writing a poem, but btw isn't that nerd one funny????????? (please no cracks about me writing that or something LOUISSE. I expect that to come from you, isn't that sad? acutally, no, i'm used to it, i don't care) maybe later poem though bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quiz I Guess

Hey you guys I would just like to say that oh my gosh it is 2009...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well I'll do a quiz I guess................ (by the way Leah comment just go to my blog the old fashioned way like everybody else okay?)

1. If you could be a cartoon character who would you be??? (can be an animal...)
2. If you could eliminate one thing you had to do in your life what would it be? (and you can't say school...)(also ANYTIME in your life... if you want to you can say dying but I'm just saying, I would NOT want to live forever pretty soon you'd do everything and that would be BOOOOORING. Plus then the world would end and you'd just be floating in space...)
3. Would you rather have no electricity (but still plumbing) or no music?
4. Would you rather get rid of mosquitoes or suck the annoyingness out of everyone in the world?
5. Would you rather have a red sky or a green sky?
6. Would you pay $2,000,000 for eternal happiness for everyone it the world? (but it had to be YOUR own personal money only you could save up for a while)
7. Would you jump off a 100 foot high cliff to save 100 people?
8. If a random stranger off the street gave you one hundred dollars would you take it?
9. If you witnessed your uncle kill someone (let's just pretend here) would you turn him in?
10. Would you climb Mount Everest if you knew you could survive?
11. Would you cut off your own toe (if it was numbed) for the ability to fly? (like a bird or a fairy. no jetpacks or anything.)
12. If you could become the most famous person in the world but you wouldn't have to hide from paparazzi or crazy stalkers or killers or stuff like regular famous have to do then would you?
13. Would you rather be popular in middle school or high school?
14. If you had to eliminate one year of your life (but you'd still be the same age) what would it be and why?
15. Would you rather marry Brad or Curious George? (no divorces or killing. let's be civil, people!)
16. Would you rather give up your computer or your cell phone forever? (and no buying iPhones first. Only if you already have one. But you can buy an iPod Touch but remember you'd have to handwrite papers for the rest of your life)(and if you don't have a cell phone then pretend you do and you're addicted to it like most people that have cell phones)
17. Would you rather kiss Bobby or an orangutan?
18. Would you rather marry Brad or Matt Dale? (again same no divorces or killing)
19. Would you take a bath in slugs for one whole day for one million dollars?
20. Would you rather be stranded for a month on an island or in outer space? (in space you could have a space ship and stuff to stay alive obviously, but not an endless supply. On the island you'd have nothing of your own, you'd just have to live off the island)\

Bye now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry No Time

I've been really busy so just do that list that's all I guess it's enough anyway. That's all there is. Happy New Year!!! Bye!!!

I WISH I WAS AN OSCAR MAYER WEINER!!!

You guys get off the computer for a second and go look outside. Look at that. That is snow. And even though it's not going to go away for a long long while, this is what you've been waiting for, and this is what we're going to miss school for. So shut and stop complaining if you are. And you guys there's only like a week of break left so don't just sit on the computer likeyou can always do go and do something with your time. Like as much as you can. Like fill every single minute. EVERY SINGLE ONE!!!!! Go play with your sister Jennifer because soon she's going back to college and eventhough it's not that far away you still don't get to see her that much. And Louisse get off the flipping computer and go outside or walk around the block or go make up a dance with Jodi. YOU GUYS WE ONLY HAVE (1, 2, 3) THREE DAYS OF 2008 LEFT!!!!!! WHERE THE HECK DID IT GO????????????????????????????? GO USE AS MUCH AS YOU CAN AND FOLLOW MY LIST WHICH YOU WILL SEE LATER IN THIS POST! AND I MEAN IT! DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYTHING ON IT!!!! DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME, BECAUSE YEARS GO BY REALLY REALLY REALLY FAST AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT YOU'LL BE LIKE FORTY AND YOU WON'T BE A KID AND YOU'LL SAY I WISH I WAS A KID. AND RIGHT NOW YOU MIGHT WANT TO BE ALL GROWN UP AND MIDDLE SCHOOL ISH BUT JUST BE A KID OKAY GO PLAY IN THE SNOW AND DON'T FORGET TO HAVE YOUR MOMMY TUCK YOU IN DON'T LAUGH AT ME JUST GO DO IT YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO SERIOUSLY I'M NOT KIDDING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE!!!!!!! PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BE A KID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND FEEL SORRY FOR ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO ACT LIKE FIVE YEARS OLDER THAN THEY ARE LIKE SOME PEOPLE (louisse you know who I'm talking about) WHO HAVE BF'S AND THEY DO STUFF IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!! PEOPLE WE ARE ONLY 12 AND 13 AND THAT MAY SEEM OLD BUT REALLY ITS NOT ESPECIALLY IF WE LIVE TO BE LIKE A HUNDRED. YOU HAVE LIKE EIGHTY YEARS TO BE GROWN UP ISN'T THAT ENOUGH?????????????????????????????????? SO GO BE A KID WHEN YOUR GRANDMA SAYS OH NO YOU DON'T WANT TO BE THAT GROWN UP THEN SHE TELLING THE TRUTH SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!! AND NOW FOR MY LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS TO DO BEFORE THE YEAR ENDS AND TRUST ME ITS NOT AS RETARDED AS LAST YEAR'S. YOU HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING ON THE LIST!!!!!!!!! DON'T CHICKEN OUT SERIOUSLY!!!!!

1. Call or go to your grandparent's or aunt's or uncle's house and say Happy New Year!
2. Run around your house in shorts and a tshirt and flip flops or your pajamas.
3. Listen to a song you never thought you'd listen to on iTunes (just type in something random) and then buy it (or if you don't want to buy it they always have a free one every week just get that sometimes they're actually good!)
4. Dig through your garage or basement or attic- you never know what you'll find there! Or you can look through your grandparent's garage or basement or attic if you go there because it's seriously fun to do that grandparents have such great stuff!
5. Hug your dad.
6. (Meaghan and Louisse and Maddie do this for your mom and everyone else do it for your sister): Get a basket or pretty box or whatever and fill it with a bunch of fun stuff that the person you are giving it to would like like chocolates or sheet music (printable online in some places for free) or pictures of that person or flowers or all of the above or whatever and give it to your designated person with a little card and you can say a sarcastic joke like "sisters from the heart" on it if the whole basket thing is a little corny (which it is) (and i know jennifer if you did that your sister would laugh if you were for real so you have to make it like a joke type thing. also if you people would like to do the same for your grandma also because that wouldn't be corny it would be very sweet and most likely make your grandma's day and she would smile a lot and give you a big smoocheroo!!!!!!!!!)
7. Eat something you wouldn't normally eat (in other words try some new foods people!) (AND JENNIFER YOU HAVE TO DO THIS YOU PICKY PICKY GIRL!!!!!!!!)
8. Pray to God and thank him for basically everything cuz it's all from him. Even the little things like the smell of the Christmas tree (OH WAIT YOU ALL HAVE FAKE ONES NEVER MIND!!!!!) or the fact that your mom took the time to cut the crusts off your sandwich or whatever.
9. Help somebody with something. You get all warm and fuzzy inside, especially if they don't even ask you to help them.
Okay you guys just busy yourselves with this for now and I'll finish later but right now my wonderful grandma just made me some delicious grilled cheese and tomato soup and I have to go eat it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

busy

k guys this week is going to be busy i'm sleeping over at gma's and cousins and everything. but anyway this typing thing is hard cuz i broke/sprained my thumb (updates in which one later) and guess what i got an ipod!!! yay! anyway right now i'm in rochester well wait till dec 31 for your favorite annual post yall bye!

Christmas Eve Day!!!!

Tomorrow is Christmas Eve day!!!!!!!!!!! yay!!! and you guys never come on here anymore!!! please do and if you already do then comment more so i know.......

SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TOWN!!!!!!!!! (AND HOPEFULLY BRINGING BE A NEW IPOD OR A CELL PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Guess What? 8 days left!

I haven't posted in a while sorry I've been on scratch like the whole time I'm totally obsessed yall!!!!!!!! BTW i made a story go read it! Anyway, this will be a short post but I'm working on a search the blogs scavenger hunt. It takes a while though. Anyway, I gtg, I kinda just got out of the shower. You didn't really need to know that. Well anyway, adios! (the scavenger hunt is under this. i finished it!!!)

Scavenger Hunt!

Ok I am making a scavenger hunt for you all! I suggest you open another tab with my blog on it! Just get all the things on this list and write them down. Then when you comment write the name of the post where you found the thing, the sentence it was in, and the date of when it was posted. Some of you might know a shortcut that will help you with this little challenge, others might not. But if you figure it out it will save you a lot of time! Good luck!!!
BTW it will be a phrase or specific word that you have to look for and it won't be on more than one post.

1. Queen Elissa
2. death penalty
3. St Peter
4. glamorous
5. Mrs Broz
6. love lockdown
7. yogurt
8. south park
9. moa
10. incredibly short
11. osseo
12. what the heck
13. ode to vanilla ice cream
14. christmas spirit
15. unwritten
16. kanye west
17. why in the world
18. jungle book

dang this thing is ALL MESSED UP!!! I just realized that if you search that stuff in the search bar at the top (which btw was the shortcut) then it just gives you all the posts that have those two words, not all those words together. most of them work (as in the actual phrase is in there) though, so still do it, just don't wonder why you can't find some.

Shhhh... Scratch!

I'm supposed to be going to bed right now so if this post gets cut off in the middle it's because my mom is coming downstairs and I'm running to my bed. Anyway, I just wanted to say that Scratch is sooooooooooooo fun!!! I've been on it all weekend. Oh and btw on Thanksgiving I had four pieces of pie but don't worry I ran it off while running around the house in my bathing suit at like nine o clock at night. Cuz we were in the hot tub. Anyway, gtg before I get yelled at! Bye!!!

Unofficial Anniversary

Well, guess what? The 'anniversary' of this blog is on Thanksgiving this year!!! Yeah, that's right, I'm not even lying! Funny right? Well anyway, happy anniversary my blog. It's really is amazing how fast a year goes by. Weird, man!
I know by saying this that I can't call myself a true Minnesotan, though I am, because I just hate the cold. Whatever whatever it's supposed to be in my blood, but guess what??? My dad grew up in AFRICA!!! As the opposite of what Jennifer would say, I'm used to a HOT climate!!!!!!!!! THAT'S what's in my blood!!! So why am I sitting downstairs with no heat on and icicles for finger??? I don't know! I thought maybe typing would warm my fingers up, especially right after playing videos games for and hour and before that playing the piano, but no! And is my room upstairs, where the heat rises? NO! Instead I and welcomed to a cozy IGLOO of a room!!! Anyway, PAC is so fun! We are making video games! And I know it sounds nerdy but ask anyone its so fun! Yay! I'm going to go do that right now!!!

Sorry Yall

This post is just so that Louisse and I can finish our comment/IM lameo type of communication!!! It's actually pretty fun but somewhat retarded. But she can't hang out so whatev.

Slowly Going Insane......

I really need an iPod! Like seriously badly!!! Really really badly. I'm slowly going insane, being so close and yet so far. Well anyway you guys don't care as far as you're concerned I already am insane.
We got our lab partners in science today that sucked because we have opposite gender partners because we have to raise "babies" (and fertilize them!) which are actually plants. My lab partner is Romario. Yay. Woohoo. Jump for joy. Then again that's not the worst I could've gotten.
Do you know what bugs me? Kaden will not talk to me in school because he doesn't want to be seen talking to me because quote "I'm cool and you're a nerd." And not that I really care if he talks to me or not, but he's always bragging about how he hangs out with cool people and when Henry's there they talk about who they think is the most popular girl and guy. And I'm like oh really Kaden and what makes them so popular. Because the way he talks about Alexa it sounds like if she wasn't popular she would be a huge loser. And Johnny Lemke is just a jerk. So really what makes a person popular. Is it because they have a lot of friends? Because I have a TON of friends and I'm not "popular" per say. (actually I don't really know what per say means but it sounded like the right thing to say at that time.) Anyway, there are so many "popular" people (and I've said this like ten million times) in our grade that they really aren't popular. I'll talk about someone and then the other person that I'm talking to will go "are they popular" and (no offense if you do this or anything because I'll admit I do too) and I seriously like don't even know. Like especially with guys, there are like ten or eleven guys in my family that AREN'T popular, and the rest are. So that just means that most of our grade is pretty awesome. It doesn't mean they're different from the rest of the grade, it means they're different from people at other schools. I've said this like ten million times too, but popular is SUCH A RELATIVE TERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The song Love Lockdown by Kanye West is such a good song! But not the remix because that sucks a lot. The original version is so cool. It's like no other kind of music. It's like pop and hip hop and rap and like tribal music all together! Listen to it! It's on the side of this post! Anyway I should probably go now so bye now!!!!

PS Leah if you're reading this please comment!

Halfway There!!!

Guess what I just got 50 bucks from my godfather for Christmas so now I'm halfway to an iPod!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!! Well, of course, that's including the invisible money that Louisse owes me. Hey yall don't invite me to any movies or anything because you know I won't be able to resist!!! But Twilight is coming out soon... maybe I'll be able to see that and borrow money from my parents... first I have to read the book though. I tried one time but I didn't like it. Anyway I'm off to watch She's the Man on YouTube, Bye!!!!!!!!!!!!

ps we got a fifty inch flat screen!!!!!!! yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I DO NOT LIKE Mrs. Hodgins...

AND SHE DOES NOT LIKE ME!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR, SHE IS INTENTIONALLY MEAN TO SPECIFICALLY ME!!! (BUT SHE'S NOT THAT NICE TO EVERYONE ELSE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!)

THE RAIN IN SPAIN FALLS MAINLY ON MCCAIN!!!

Ok I swear I thought of that and then I googled it and it turns someone else thought of it too!!! Grr... Well, you all probably don't even know where it comes from. There's this play called My Fair Lady and the girl in it doesn't speak well so her speech teacher has her practice talking by saying "The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain". So yesterday I was rhyming because it rubbed off on me from Louisse and I thought of that but yeah it turns out someone else thought of it. But anyway, OBAMA WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now he's going to be the 44th president!!! But I felt kind of bad for McCain.
Anyway, you know how last year we had to go to Mr. Prescott's blog for General Music??? So I was looking at his blog and then I looked at his profile and there's this other blog that has a bunch of teachers on it so I looked at their profiles and they had blogs with other teachers from like the freshmen center and stuff and like this one for Mr. Rother's First Hour and then all the rest of his hours and its all these blogs he has with his classes and they're all blocked you know like invited only. And then its another of Mr. Rother's blogs about his trip to NYC and how he's like "I hope Sarah still likes me..." (Sarah's his girlfriend). And now he's getting married so he has a blog about his marriage and these other are all commenting like hey congratulations and then on Mr. Prescott's profile there's this other blog where all these teachers about the future Pioneer Ridge and its like Mrs. Lamoore and Mr. Thompson (Mr. G) and everything and it's like this whole network of district (wait i can't say what district but you all know which one it is) teachers blogging about their love life and freaky teacher stuff like that. It's pretty weird!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go see for yourself!!!

In A While...

I haven't posted in a while! Sorry yall!!! Yeah that's right I said yall! I can't believe that its already second quarter! I have gym now and Tech Lab instead of Art! Art was fun but Tech Lab looks kind of boring. Only we get to choose what modules we do and pick our partners and then do stuff like make Tshirts and launch rockets and make commercials on the radio and fun stuff like that. But Jonny said all you do is sit on the computer the whole time. I guess he picked all the boring modules. BTW, modules is such a weird word. I feel like such a loser saying it. But I don't know what else to call it. So anyway I'm off to google some fun things!!! Bye now!

ps PAC tomorrow!!!

Profile

Hey yall! Check out my extended profile and write your answers in the comments and also your thoughts on the question and my answer!!!

Gobama!!!

Yay for Obama! He's cool! Yay! It's almost Halloween!!! Lots of candy!!! I almost forgot! I called into the radio and then they answered and I was like, Hello? cause I was all surprised and the guy goes, Yeah? and I'm like, Can you, um, play, um Let It Rock by Kevin Rudolph? and he goes, Comin Up, and then hangs up. And then they played it like an hour later!!!!!!!!!!!! Cool, right????????? I know!!! And then we got a new van with two DVD players and you can hook up PS2's and Wii's and stuff to it, and you can download pictures or songs off your iPod or camera or USB or whatever!!!!!!!!! It's so cool! And it WOULD have had swivel seats, but NOOOOO, we didn't get that. Oh well. And plus there's like storage wherever they could think to put it, and all the back seats fold down really easily, and the very back seats flip backwards when the trunk is open so you can have a tailgate picnic or whatever!!! And it's like a plane because everyone has their own personal light shining on them and guess what you probably don't really want to hear about my wonderfully awesome van but whatever it's sweet and you know it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait to go on a road trip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like to Michigan or Chicago or something!!!! Fun fun fun!!! Anyway, that's news of me for today!!! Bye!!!
Oh wait! I forgot!!! Me and Louisse are doing a nice bet we have to be nice and we only have one strike and the consequence is... well, you'll find out if and when LOUISSE loses!!!!!! Bye!!!

Mission: IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!

I can see why they call it Mission: Impossible. It's so hard to play in band!!! Cuz its 5/4 time instead some of regular one like 4/4 or 3/4 or 6/8. But noooooooooooooooooo... they had to make it 5/4. Whatever. BTW MRS. FORD IS PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WAY!!! As Vy says, I just thought she was big. No, I'm JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I swear. He said that, not me!!! For real!!!
MY BESTEST FRIENDS!!!!!!!
I have so many and I love you all!!!!! Yay for all of you!!!
You know, I type really obnoxiously!!! Like I smack on the keyboard really hard. You should hear me typing right now!!! Also, coming up is the official anniversary of this blog!!! Yay!!! In honor of it, you should go back and read EVERY POST. Just kidding, no way. That would take you like a year!!! But maybe you could write it on your reading calendars! Do BC even have those anymore??? I know we don't. If you do, HAHA!!!
New Kid
There's a new kid in our family named JJ who is not in fact the mean one that went to our school in second grade, although they bear a resemblance to each other. But this JJ came from St. H's (if you know what I'm talking about) and has a REALLY BIG MOUTH!!! Like physically, not that he talks a lot and stuff. I have science, health, and art with him, the first, middle, and last classes of the day. He's not really mean or anything though, I talked to him and stuff. He's actually kind of nice!!!!!!!!!!!! I also heard him talking to Eric (yeah since he's paired up with Eric and Ryan and Sam and a bunch of other people like that, apparently he's 'popular' now. Popular is such a relative term.) about how he has an ELEVATOR in his HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!! Cool, right. I would say I wish I was him except I don't. Well, anyway, I gtg now and actually DO my homework like I am supposed to be doing down here.

ps I have an assigment for you. Anyone that comments on here should make a name acrostic for the one and only me!!!!! thanks!!! bye!!!

pps my pinky makes this weird little clicking sound when I bend it. How odd.....

ppss don't just comment on the last thing you read, comment on the whole post!!! bye now!!! for real!!!

pppss ok I'm just kidding I have nothing else to say!!!!!!!

pppsss bye!!! I'm kidding!!! for real this time!!!

ppppsss HAHAHA!!! GOT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ppppssss come on, are you really as gullible as me!!!

pppppssss ok, this is real: if you're feeling particularly nice, then you can do an alphabetic acrostic about me!!! i want to know how you guys describe me!!! and don't do all mean stuff please!!! (notice i said don't do ALL mean stuff, so idc if you do some) and feel free to skip the hard letter like q and x. but my name is just so short, you know?????

pppppsssss ok this one's a joke.

ppppppsssss BYE FOR REAL

ppppppssssss STOP READING THIS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pppppppsssssss I'M SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ppppppppssssssss ok, for real, get away you freaks.

ppppppppsssssss I'm sorry I just can't stop myself

ppppppppssssssss STOP, FINGERS, STOP!!!

pppppppppssssssss I know what you're doing. in your head you're calling me a loser over and over, while on the outside you laugh becuase you love me and you know i'm hilarious!!!!!!!!

ppppppppsssssssss BYE MY WONDERFUL FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whoops!

Sorry Maddie I said I would post that poem about Mrs. Hodgins but I left my notebook at school so sorry I don't remember it!!! Terribly sorry children!!! Bye now!!!

I'm Really In The Spirit Now!!!

Here's another story... I don't know if this is scarier or lamer than the other one, but anyway, here it is:
BTW again there's no title.

One Halloween night, not that many years ago, there lived a very large family who lived in a very large house in the middle of a very large field. The house was surrounded by six huge oak trees in a green clover field very close to the middle of nowhere. The family consisted of a mother and father, six boys, and five girls. They were as follows: Kristina, who was 14, David and Alyssa, 13 year old twins, Zackary, 11, Sydney, nine, Luke and Noah, both seven, Ellen, who was six, Garrett, four, Gracie, who was three, and Kyle, who was only one. Their mother's name was Laura and the father was George.
.Now, since the family lived nearly in the middle of nowhere, they couldn't very well go trick-or-treating that Halloween night. So instead, the whole family gathered out near one of the oak trees, dug themselves a pit, and had a bonfire. They roasted marshmallows, told scary stories, and sang songs.
.Soon a chilly wind began to blow, and the family got a bit cold. Laura went inside to get coats. While inside, she decided to go the kitchen and make a thermos of hot chocolate to share. While she was mixing the powder, she heard a rapping on the window. She looked out, preparing to pretend to be frightened for one of her children. There was nothing there. Of course, she assumed they were hiding from her, and went back to making cocoa. A moment later, there was another knock.
.Upon finishing the cocoa, she went outside. She placed the coats and hot chocolate on a table, and went around to the outside of the kitchen window, preparing to sneak up behind whoever was trying to scare her. But there was no one there. All of a sudden Laura felt a tap on her right shoulder. She turned around to find the knarled finger of a tree branch in her face.
.The cold breeze that had chilled the family suddenly turned into a rough wind. The trees thrashed back and forth wildly, and the wind howled like a wolf. Laura approached her family, and they all looked around, scared. What they saw nearly took the breath out of them.
.Each tree that surrounded the house started growing with unnatural speed. They reached up in to the blanket of darkness, then curved outward. The branches began weaving themselves together in a thick wooden wall. They formed a giant dome around the house, twisting and interlocking with each other. The family stood, alarmed now. Kristina ran inside for the phone to call the police. Suddenly there was a loud crack, and all the lights in the house went out. Kristina came back ouside to announce that the phone lines were out, but all the family heard was a muffled scream. David ran to where she was and saw that a bony finger had shoved itself in Kristina's mouth, while another, thicker branch had picked her up. He surged forward, trying to grab her as she was lifted higher and higher into the air, but an arm tripped him and he too was pulled upward.
.The strong wind was still raging, and suddenly the fire shot upward, high enough to lick the dry branches of the monstrous tree. The caught the heat in an instant, and soon the whole house umbrellaed by a dome of crackling fire. The rest of the family quickly ran to their metal shed, which couldn't burn. There was nothing they could do to help David or Kristina, as the ashen trees were falling as they ran.
.The family stayed in the shed for a while, sweating and crying, all the while listening to the rhythmic banging of the trees outside. Suddenly they heard banging on the outer walls of the shed. Slowly George stepped forward and opened the door. The inferno had mostly died, and standing in front of the father were the severed, burned bodies of Kristina and David. What the family had thought was the banging of the trees had been the two lost children, trying to get inside.

Well, that was a sucky ending; oh well... scary right????

Scary Story

I thought I'd get into the Halloween spirit, so I wrote this... some of you will get disturbed if not freaked out, but some of you (Louisse) will think its lame and not scary at all, like Prom Night, which looks REALLY disturbing. Anyway, here it is...
BTW there's no title.


A long time ago, on a small farm in Europe, there lived a man and his daughter. The man went by the name of Silas Banks, and his daughter was seventeen-year-old Elaine. Their farm was small but enough to live comfortably by; it had a corn field, a garden, and a few pigs and a cow. Elaine tended to the garden while Silas worked in the fields. They ate what they grew, and sold what was left over. As for the animals, they drank the milk and used it to make cheese, which they sold to buy wheat and sugar and soap. They slaughtered the pigs and sold the meat, which gave them a bit of extra money for new clothes and other amenities.
.One night in late October, while Elaine was mending a pair of her father’s shoes, she heard music outside. Being October, it was chilly out, so Elaine took her cloak and ventured outside to see what was going on. It was there that she saw a little girl playing the flute. The girl was maybe five or six, and looked starved. Her own cloak was tattered and thin, and the girl had no shoes. When she saw Elaine, she stopped playing the flute and called out to her.
.“Kind, beautiful woman, I am but a cold, hungry servant girl, abandoned by my family. Could you find it in your heart to pamper me with some of your leftover bread or soup?” The girl’s teeth chattered as she spoke.
.Elaine was a good-hearted person, and couldn’t bear to see the girl so frigid and alone. She knew her father didn’t much care for little children, but her had gone to town overnight to sell goods, and wouldn’t be back until late the next day. She invited the girl in without hesitation.
.“Of course, child! Come in and warm yourself by the fire!” she exclaimed.
.Once the girl was settled with a blanket, she gave her some bread and cheese, along with leftover beef stew from her dinner. When she had finished, she encouraged the girl to stay the night.
.“Oh, no, ma’am,” the girl said. “I couldn’t intrude into your home anymore.”
.“That’s ridiculous! You’ll stay in this house, and in the morning I’ll take you to the inn in town with some money,” Elaine insisted. Upon further persistence, she convinced the girl to stay.
.Later that night, after the girl had fallen asleep, Elaine crawled into her own bed. She turned to her side, head filled with thoughts of pity for the poor girl. When she had almost fallen into the depths of sleep, she heard moaning from the girl’s room. She crept from her bed, shivering as her bare feet hit the cold floorboards. When she reached the girl’s room, she gasped.
.The girl was writhing and screaming, covered with a thin sheen of sweat. Her eyes were open, and her pupils had gone, leaving only pure white nothingness. Her teeth had sharpened, and she was snarling hideously. Claws erupted from her fingertips, seeping ebony venom. Her tongued was forked and lashed out like a knife.
.Slowly the girl climbed out of the bed, growling deep in her throat. No longer was she wearing an innocent dress, but was clothed in what looked like long, thin black snakes wrapped around her body. Elaine took a step back. Suddenly the monster reached out, grabbing for Elaine. She screamed, piercing the darkness.
.The girl struck again, this time hitting her target. Her deadly claws tore open Elaine’s skin, leaving a gash filled with blood that was rapidly turning black. Swiftly, the girl circled behind Elaine. She tried to turn around, but the beast grabbed her around the neck and slashed her neck.
.Elaine fell abruptly to the floor, lifeless. Her now inky blood oozed out, staining the whole house with poisonous darkness. The girl slunk away, slowing melting into the form of an innocent child once again, moving on to her next helpless victim…

Changes and Stuff (lots of stuff!!!)

Well, as you might have noticed, I changed my profile name to 12 purple roses. This has some meaning behind it that, if you know me, is really quite obvious... I also changed my profile to be more interesting and added a beautiful picture of a purple rose! Look at my complete profile! And also... if you have a blogger account, you can become a follower of my greatly awesome blog! So go amaze yourselves!
Beauty At It's Greatest
I love fall!!! There was this really awesome tree I say while walking to Jodi's. It was bright neon yellow! It was so cool!

Now a poem about me and colors that I wrote! Don't say anything about it until you're done with it, okay?

Explanation of Colors and Me

Red
Red is me when I scream and yell and stomp and am so mad that I look like a tomato and just can't express my anger in a civil way and so I'm uncivil and kind of explode

Orange
Orange is me when I'm in a bad mood and if you tshake me or twist me the wrong way I'll blast off like a bottle of Fanta so stay away

Yellow
Yellow is me when I'm happy and there's really no reason for it I just can't stop smiling and laughing and I'm giddy and I feel like the sun because I'm just so bright and shiny

Green
Green is me when I'm feeling helpful like I can set the table or save the world kind of like trees they do so much and so little at the same time and you're grateful for them

Blue
Blue is me when I'm glum or sad or so hopeless that all the tears in the world com flooding out like rain but hopeless is really more of a navy or like the ocean going on and on forever

Purple
Purple is me when I'm calm and happy and realxed and feeling regal like a queen wearing her satin purple gown and just sitting and feeling content and satisfied knowing how lucky I am

Rainbow
Rainbow is me when I'm writng this poem because as I write each color I'm feeling them all and feeling grateful for them all and just a bit gay for comparing myself to a rainbow



And now...
I was just feeling grateful, so I'm going to write something nice about each and every one of my friends and even people that aren't my friends I just talk to... (in alphabetical order almost without hurting my brain too much)

Abby- you are always so happy and cheery and laughing and you are always making me smile!!! and you have awesome shoes all the time!!! and bags!!!
Alexa- you are so funny!!! and you have really good aim cuz you always seem to hit me when you throw stuff at me!!!
Alex- you are good at softball and fun to talk to!
Annelise- you are really nice and fun to hang out with and I like how you always give your honest opinion on things!
Annah- you are really fun to hang out with and I've been friends with you for a while
Bailey- you are fun to play softball with and you are really good at softball
Briana- you are my math buddy!!! yay!!!
Cari- you are really really good at math and you always get everything right! I don't know how you do it!
Delfina- you are fun to hang out with in hawktime!!!
Emili K- you dress really well too and you are really put-together and smart!
Emily C- you are SUCH a good artist!!! and you are really funny too! you should draw comics!
Emily T- you moved to florida but you are still funny and I've been friends with you since I was four
Grace- you are funny and you are SUCH a good actress!!!!
Hayley- you are fun to hang out with and talk to!
Jackie-you have really good handwriting and are fun to talk to and stuff!!!
Jennifer- you are funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and we have too many inside jokes!!!!! And you're a good listener and you don't judge people by what they do- well, people, but not me. and you always can make me laugh!!!
Jodi- you are my neighbor!!!!!!!! and we should have been friends for longer but oh well we're friends now and you're fun to be friends with and hang out with and we laugh all the time you crazy freak!!!
Leah- you are so smart and funny and you dress really well!!!! trust me even if you think you get bad grades you get better grades than like everyone put together seriously its true!!!
Louisse- wow ur a really good artist and your funny and us too we have too many inside jokes and we laugh WAY too much we're freaks!!!!!!!!!!!
Maddie- you are so smart and you are really caring and nice and you don't talk like all the rest of us you sound so much more proper and you don't say like and I like the way you talk idk if you get what i'm saying but i just like the way you talk!!!!!!!
Meaghan- wow you are fun to talk to and we have lots in common like dorky games that are really really fun actually cuz everybody else is just stupid jk they're not but you're just so much fun to hang out with and you're not like the rest of us you don't care what everybody thinks you don't fall for the trap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nicole- you are a good swimmer and you're funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paige- Paige you are funny and you have good stories you are a good explainer and I like listen to stuff you say cuz you're just so good at telling it I'm serious it sound weird but it's true and it's a good thing!!!
Reagan- you are nice and that was so funny and smart what you did with kaden's sweatshirt that one time i never would have thought of that!!!
Sarah- you are really entertaining and fun to haing out with!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sydney- you are really good at giving your honest opinion and you are fun to talk to and really smart and funny too!!!
Tia- Tia you are a good person to talk to and you are funny and fun to hang out with and anyone who says you're quiet is really stupid and they don't know you!!!!!!!!!!!
well that is all please comment on my immensely long post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RAISA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Way Back Then

1900's- The dresses are way too hot and itchy and scratchy. I would die. Though they look kind of cool, in an old-fashioned way.

20's- I LOVE the 20's. The dresses are sweet! And their short little haircuts look awesome. And the music reminds me of Christmas, which is always a good thing.

30's- They didn't really have a fashion, did they? Well, except rags. Poor little Great Depression dudes! Of course, with the economy in this state, that could be us soon!

40's- I don't really remember what the clothes looked like during the 40's. Dresses with collars and stuff??? All I remember is WWII and the invention of meatloaf.

50's- This was the modernizing of the US. Everyone was like, look at me! I have a TV! I like their cute short little dresses and stuff!

60's- The beginning of hippies! The decade where most of our parents were born! Too many turtlenecks.

70's- Again with the turtlenecks! I know this decade pretty well because of That 70's Show. I don't really like the style, but on the people in the show it looks normal and actually pretty good.

80's- This was the decade of the freakshows. I'm serious. They were all weirdos according to how they dress. And they all wore really really big glasses that made their eyes look small! Leather pants and strange vynl jackets and stuff. Weird...

90's- I swear, everyone in this decade was color blind. They have the weirdest ideas of what matches. Of all the decades, this has the WORST style in my opinion. Leggings and freakish hair and weird leotards that make their hips look five miles wide. And ponytails on top of their head!

We dress the most normal. Of course, in 20 years I might not be saying that, but seriously, our generation's style isn't that weird... well, some people... but they just don't know how to dress. Anyway, bye!!!

ps scroll down and read the post before this AND COMMENT! Cuz you guys never do!

The Bright Side (a poem)

You should visit here sometime.
It's usually sunny and
Even the rain sparkles.
When you wave
There'll always be
A smile in return.
A laugh is like
A sprinkling of sugar.
You know we're closer than you
Think, just a peek through the window
Come on over,
Join us on the bright side.

BAD MOOD

I want a new email address which my parents won't let me get. I want to sleep over at Jennifer's and Maddie's which my parents won't let me do. I want a cell phone which my parents won't let me get. Besides the cell phone, is that too much too ask??? People are annoying. They think they're sooooo cool and really everyone hates them. Someone should just go up to them and go, "Everyone hates you and you're annoying and you're not as cool as you think you are, so get away" And people should be nicer to each other. Like if someone waves to you or says hi, you don't just look through them like a window. YOU WAVE BACK. Duh. And I sucked at soccer today and I got like thirty wrong on my math assignment cuz stupid Mr. Apt made every little thing worth a point and he gave us like two tons of homework and he sucks sometimes, you know? And then the stupid activity bus never came, which my mom made us take, so me and Jodi got home from soccer at 5:15, and soccer ends at 4:15. And I keep thinking, "Look at the bright side..." or, "At least we..." or good stuff that happened today, but its fun to be in a bad mood sometimes, even though usually its funner to be happy. My stupid brain is WIRED to be constantly happy. Like if I'm mad or sad or IN A BAD MOOD LIKE NOW, I'll just forget about it after a while even if I don't want to. Or if I'm mad at my sister then like five minutes later I'll start talking to her like normal and she'll be like "Aren't you supposed to be mad at me?" But now I'm DETERMINED to stay mad............................................................................... This is hard. Ok, stupid sixth grade went to stupid Deep Portage today. And eighth grade is going to DC in like a week. And seventh grade doesn't go ANYWHERE or do ANYTHING cuz it sucks and its boring. And next year I can't even GO to DC because its a thousand dollars. Whoever made it that much is STUPID cuz if you went outside of school it wouldn't even be that expensive. And schools even get a discount cuz there's tons of people. More things to be mad about... None of you commented on my last post. What the heck? (normally I wouldn't care but since I'm looking for reasons to be mad... Anyway don't take it personally) And Louisse after this you're probably going to say I'm a loser so shut up cuz I'm not. Hey... Speaking of my last post... We LOST the homecoming game. What the heck is that??? Stupid Hawks. They suck. And the STORM??? What is that??? We're a CLOUD. Oh my God. That is so stupid. Well, I have to go eat dinner now, which is probably stupid leftovers. We ALWAYS have leftovers. Anyway, I hope I got you in a bad mood.

ps it's fun to be in a bad mood, trust me

pps I didn't use a single exclamation point this WHOLE post. That is actually the first time in the history of this blog, whick has existed to almost a year. Whoop-di-doo. Blah. (Louisse shut up)

We Lost

Man that was so lame that we lost the homecoming game!!! We went into overtime because it was tied 21-21, and then they scored a field goal and won and it was really lame!!! They couldn't even let us win on our homecoming... Well, it was a close game, and we were ahead almost the whole game.

Ewww... I have to write a paper and I'm actually supposed to be doing that right now, but whatever I don't want to. Not that I really have much to write about. It's almost Halloween!!! Only 26 more days!!! Well, I think I'm done posting now there's nothing to post about... I want it to be Halloween/Thanksgiving/Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sneaky!!!

So when we went to a movie on Saturday, we went to Walgreens first, because its like ten times cheaper than the theater candy. And we all got giant bottles of cream soda and like three boxes of candy. And then, since we were all carrying presents except Paige, we bought a gift bag. And then we put all the junk food in there and Paige carried it in like a present and it was so funny!!! Ooh, that's right, we're sneaky!!! And then at Leeann Chin we ordered these little citrus ice cream things and then we put toothpicks in them and started singing happy birthday and Louisse was hiding and then she blew out the toothpicks that were never on fire. It was pretty funny.
Hey go listen to Family Portrait by p!nk. It's a sad song but its addicting. I like it and I'm listening to it right now!!!
You know, I haven't excerpted in a while. I will right now.

A thin sheet of cold fog turned the tall piles of colorful leaves to soggy brown messes. I had had my brown corduroy jacket for a few years now, and it was worn thin. I pulled it closer to me, shielded against the October chill. A cold whisper of a breeze blew my hair into my eyes, and I took my freezing hand out of my pocket to wipe it away. The thin gold chain that sat on my collarbones felt like ice against my skin, biting like a tiny golden snake.
Finally I reached the house. I quickly ran up the steps leading to the door and let myself in. Upon calling out, I found that I was alone. I heated some tea and pulled on a fresh pair of warm socks. Then I curled up on the beaten couch and fell asleep.

That wasn't the bestest, but whatever. So guess what???? When we went to the zoo on Friday, on the way back, our bus got lost!!! And we were still on the bus when school ended!!! And then all the buses left and we got to school at like 3:00!!! And so they had a separate buses come for our city and that other one that's the name of our county too. And we ended up getting home at 3:30!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What's funny, though, is that when we were getting on the bus at the zoo to go home, we all got on the right bus, but then stupid Mrs. Ford said no, You're supposed to be on bus 5 and this is bus 6! Even though it was the samd bus and bus driver and everything. So they made us switch buses even though there were like fifty of us on our bus and like three people on the other bus. So so what what bus we're on, just as long as we're on a bus!!! But whatever! It's fate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Because we switched and then that was what bus got lost! FATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was so awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You Live In a Zoo!

Happy Birthday to you!
You're going to the zoo!!!
ZJ drew you as a monkey,
And you look like one too!!!

Just kidding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We're going to the zoo tomorrow! Fun, right? Well, either way, it's better than school. Pretty cool, huh?

Television
We were on TV!!! Yeah, baby! You could only see little snippets of me, but that's okay! and Paige and Leah both got interviewed! It was pretty awesome!!!

Knights and Castles
Well, not actually the knights part, but in art we made castles. Actually, you could make a castle, tower, or house, and I amde a house and it is so awesome! Only I forgot to do icicles! Oh well.

This is how I feel, when I think about you.
(singing, words, etc, etc)
I feel like a hero, and you are my heroine. Do you know that you're love is the sweetest?

Sorry, I'm listening to Hero/Heroine by Boys Like Girls. Okay, 4 minutes by Madonna and Justin Timberlake now!!!

(music...)
(more music...)
(words I don't know...)
If you want it, you already got it.
If you thought it, it better be what you want.
If you feel it, it must be real, just say the word and I'ma give you what you want.
(blah blah blah I don't want to write it all down)
If you want it, you already got it.
If you thought it, it better be what you want.
If you feel it, it must be real, just say the word and I'ma give you what you want.
(blah blah 4 minutes to save the world)
Tick tock tick tock tick tock break it down

Okay, what should I write about???
Can't wait for Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, firstly Thanksgiving, but whatever! I'm totally in the Christmas spirit! Only 60 days until Thanksgiving break!!! Which, unfortunately, is only 5 days long, but they DID add those 5 days to Christmas break, which is now 16 days long!!!!! Pretty cool, right??? YEAH!!!

I'm comin up so you better get this party started
I'm comin up so you better get this party started
(blah I can't type that fast)
I'm comin up so you better get this party started (I'm comin up, I'm comin)
I'm comin up so you better get this party started

Yeah!!! Woo hoo!!! This song gets me pumped! We need a reason to have a party! In March I'll have a whatever party because no one likes march. Because you're like ewwwww I can't wait for winter to end, and you want a reason to be happy. So the reason will be that soon you're going to Raisa's awesome party and you can't wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm comin up so you better get this party started (I'm comin up, I'm comin)
I'm comin up so you better get this party started

Now it's Don't Stop the Music by Rihanna!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you know what you started?
I just came here to party
But now we're rockin on the dance floor, actin naughty
You're hands around my waist
Just let the music play
We're hand in hand, chest to chest and now we're face to face
I wanna take you away, just escape into the music
DJ let it play
I just can't refuse it
Like the way you do it
I wanna take you away, just escape into the music
DJ let it play
I just can't refuse it
Like the way you do it
Please don't stop the music!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Numero ONE HUNDRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's taken me nearly a year, but here I am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Number ONE HUNDRED!!! Fireworks and such!!! Yay!!!
I don't really want to have a big celebration, so I will just write randomness like usual. Here is a suckish poem:


The Sky

My eyes and the sky switched places
The sky is gray and
My eyes are raining
There’s thunder outside
I wish I could do the same but
I can’t say a word
Skies aren’t supposed to talk
And you left me speechless

Inside Jokes:
Did I see what I saw?
I'm an antiseafooditarian!
Zack attacks racks of snacks... (on and on and on)
Go with the flow...
Party in my box!!!
Let's ditch this gig!
(ear pull)
Sock Boy!
I'm so excited!

I can't remember the rest, but I'm sure there's more...

Let's see... what else can I put on this post?
Well, I went to an apple orchard today and almost got a bunny! We were going to name him Benedict. Then it would be Benny for short and his name would be Benny the Bunny! Funny! Runny! Sunny! Okay I'm done.

Well, this is kind of a pathetic hundredth post, but maybe I'll add more later! Wait! Here's so more sucky poems:

All It Takes

All it takes is the first step
The first voice
The first choice
With your hand in mine
Together we’ll build
the broken houses, feed
the empty stomachs, save
the lost hearts.

Time

Running
Running
Running
It’s like dogs at my heels
Snapping
Snarling
You can’t outrun time
It’s always right behind you
Never
Slow
Down

Okay, that's all, bye now!!!

Guess Who

I DON'T WANNA GUESS WHO!!!! Who are you??? If I don't find out soon... What's annoying is that your game is working! Whatever. From this point on, I refuse to let it bug me!!! Well, just a little. And I still want to know who it is!

Girls and Boys
It would be so weird to have a name like Jordan or something and then you meet a guy named Jordan and you're like Hey I have the same name as you!!! Some other Girl/Guy names:
Jesse
Jamie
Bailey
Max
Sam
Alex
DJ
CJ
Leslie
Marian (yeah I know those two are weird for girls but its true I've seen guys with those names)
Pat
Jo/Joe
Ryan (I've seen a girl with that name, believe it or not)
Lynn
Louise (Louisse said she met some guy with that name)
Lou
Taylor
Clay
Kerry
Jerry
Chris/Kris
Lindsay (weird I know)
Cory/Cori/Kori
Dylan (some shows and books have girls with that name)
Ren
Carly (that can be a guy's name)
Sheri
Ray/Rae
Vy (short for Vivian or Victoria or Victor)
Morgan (like Morgan Freeman)
Sydney
Reagan
Matt
Okay we can't think of any more bye now!

Nothing To Post About!

I'll post a poem that I wrote a long time ago:
Hold on... I have to go get it...

BTW none of them have names unless otherwise stated

Instant Love
package torn open
Just Add Water!
Ingredients
blond hair
blue eyes
white smile
I want a refund

You probably don't get that but Jennifer does. Hey, none of you ever go on here anymore, except Louisse who has nothing better to do than insult me all the time... not that I care or she means it, but whatev... it WOULD be nice to have some REAL comments on here... JENNIFER, MEAGHAN, ABBY, MADDIE, ANNELISE, LEAH. Did you all abandon me... AGAIN? I know you said you still read it, but how do I know if you are if you never comment??? More poems now...

Clouds white as a star
Snow on the moonlit path
Tears that glisten like sapphires
They were so beautiful
But...
Clouds clear
Snow melts
Tears dry

Here's a follow-up to that poem:

Clouds cleared
Snow melted
Tears dried
We thought all was lost
But...
Behind each cloud is the sun
After each winter is the spring
Under each tear
Is a Smile

Seasons
I can't wait for winter! I want it to be Christmas, but after Christmas and New Year's and the holiday season, I want it to go away! Or else I want the leaves to start falling and it to be fall so it can be Halloween and Thanksgiving and Homecoming and stuff!!! I hate this in between not summer not fall thing! And as cool as winter sounds, the fact that is lasts half of the year is not so appealing. Like after the holiday season it should magically become spring, at LEAST by March.

Look Carefully
When you watch the So What video, look carefully just before her hair catches on fire. You'll see that though the hairdresser is spraying it with hairspray or gasoline or whatever, p!nk actually has a lighter and is flicking it on and off absentmindedly.

Well I guess I had more to post about that I thought!!! Bye now!!!

Curb Ball

Ok, so Kaden made up this awesome game called curb ball, and now him, Matt O, Matt P, Travis and me all play it. This is how you play: If you're the server, you stand facing the curb and bounce the ball against it. Then you hit it behind you. You need anywhere from three people to ten to play, but its funnest with about six. After you hit it, everyone else, who is standing behind you, hits it. When you hit it, you call off the number that you hit it. For example, after the ball is served, I would hit it and say "one". Then someone else would hit it and say "two" and so on. You can play just wiht your team or against another team. If you play against another team, then when the ball hits the ground, the other team gets the ball. Whatever number you got up to is how many points you have. You can play however many rounds you want. So say the ball hit the ground after someone said nineteen, then you would have nineteen points. Then the other team gets up to twelve, and it would be your turn. If you get up to fifteen, then you would add that to your score from before. Fun, right? Totally.

Home Sick
Sure, its fun to miss school, but today in PAC we're digging in forensics, which sucks to miss. Oh well.

So What
Look to the right of this post and watch the So What music video by P!nk!!!!!!!!!!! Its really funny and awesome!!!

Bye now!!!

Quitters Never Win!

Okay, so Louisse QUIT the bet; apparently it was too hard for her to be nice!!! I won, so Louisse has to dress all preppy on a day of my choosing!!!

Neighborhood Fun
Well, my neighborhood/street is a bit weird; all the guys act stupid and we never end up playing anything. But last night was SOOO fun!!! We had people from Jodi's neighborhood (Jodi, Jonny, and Erin), and then there was Matthew P, Milica, Nick, Tommy, Ali, and Me!!! Ben and Chad were there too, while we played a very intense game of four square, but then they left so we played truth or dare, which was very fun!!! Yay for everything!!! If you're wondering where Kayliann, Kaden, MacKenzie, Jariah, and Jinda were, they are at their dads this weekend. (Well, MacKenzie, the stepsister, was at her mom's, but whatever) Travis and Matt were at home, and Lydia was sick.

Anyway, I gtg now, so bye!

The First Day

Well, the first day has come and gone (yesterday), and it felt... just like sixth grade!!! But I saw you all again, and it was quite fun!!!!!! Sadly, a lot of you are in Blue Caribou, but at least we all sit together at lunch!!! Hooray for large square tables!!! So its the second day and I already have homework!!! A lot, too!!! Fortunately I already finished our massive math homework!!! Me and Louisse have already started a bet: We have to be nice. That shouldn't be too hard for me, but for Louisse... Well, let's just say that this should be interesting. If I lose, then I have to dress super goth for a day, and if Louisse loses, then she has to dress super preppy for a day. Yay for bets!!! Well, I have to go play basketball with Kaden (he just wandered over to my house). Sorry for the short post!!! More later, bye!!!

Raisa!

Make It Last

Only six days left!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh no!!! Make it last!!! Do all of the things that you said that you were going to do this summer but never really ended up doing. Fly a kite! Go to the beach and swim to the buoy! Go skydiving! (Okay, I was just kidding about that one) Go to that fair that we go to and go on that giant tall ride that drops you down!!! (you all know what I'm talking about) We are running out of time!!! Use it well!!!
And now, for an exerpt:

Aayla shuddered at the thought of fighting Elissa with no one beside her. Sure, Aayla was a good fighter, but Elissa was far more powerful than her, and she could never defeat her on her own.
Soon Aayla reached the spot where Brokk had told her to go. She knelt in the dry grass and examined the ground. It was no different than anywhere else in the field. Still, Aayla trusted Brokk; why would he lie? Closing her eyes, she uttered the words that he had whispered to her.
The earth below Aayla's feet began to vibrate and rumble. Aayla stood. Maybe she had said the wrong words. Was this supposed to happen? Suddenly, a single spot of the ground began to shine. With a burst of blinding blue light, everything stopped. And lying on the dying weeds, right in the spot where Aayla was supposed to look, was a dirty, rusty, shovel.
Bewildered, Aayla picked up the shovel. It was heavier than it looked, and the wood handle wasn't sanded, so Aayla presumed that she would get splinters while doing whatever it was that she was supposed to do. She dug the tip of the shovel into the ground and pushed down with her foot. The dirt was hard and dry, so lifting up the clump of earth was hard. She continued to dig, pearls of sweat forming on her forehead. As she dug deeper, the pearls melted down her face.
When Aayla had dug down about three feet, she started to see a glow in the now moist dirt below her. With a new fierceness, she shoveled out the remaining mud until she revealed a tiny glittering orb. She lifted the orb out of the hole.

Okay, I have to go now, so more tomorrow or later today, okay??? Okay!!! Bye now!!!

RAISA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Handlebars Lyrics

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars
Look at me
look at me
hands in the air
like it's good to be
ALIVE and
I'm a famous rapper
even when the paths're all crookedy
I can show you how to do-si-do
I can show you how to scratch a record
I can take apart the remote control
And I can almost put it back together
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
I can tell you about Leif Ericson
I know all the words to "De Colores"
And "I'm Proud to be an American"
Me and my friend saw a platypus
Me and my friend made a comic book
And guess how long it took
I can do anything that I want
cause look
I can keep rhythm with no metronome
No metronome
No metronome
I can see your face on the telephone
On the telephone
On the telephone
Look at me
Look at me
Just called to say that it's good to be
ALIVE
In such a small world
All curled up with a book to read
I can make money
open up a thrift store
I can make a living off a magazine
I can design an engine
sixty four miles to a gallon of gasoline
I can make new antibiotics
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
I know how to run a business
And I can make you wanna buy a product
Movers shakers and producers
Me and my friends understand the future
I see the strings that control the systems
I can do anything with no assistance
Cuz I can lead a nation with a microphone
With a microphone
With a microphone
I can split the atom of a molecule
Of a molecule
Of a molecule
Look at me
Look at me
Driving and I won't
stop
And it feels so good to be
Alive and on top
My reach is global
My tower secure
My cause is noble
My power is pure
I can hand out a million vaccinations
Or let'em all die in exasperation
Have'em all healed leavin lacerations
Have'em all killed by assassination
I can make anybody go to prison
Just because I don't like'em
and I can do anything with no permission
I have it all under my command
Because I can guide a missile by satellite
By satellite
By satellite
I can hit a target through a telescope
Through a telescope
Through a telescope
I can end the planet in a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handle bars
No handlebars
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
no handlebars

Viva La Vida Chorus

I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
Roman cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my soul, my shield,
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain,
I know St. Peter won't call my name
Never an honest word,
But that was when I ruled the world

Been There, Done That

Sorry yall, I already went to orientation and all I saw was Jennifer. My locker is in the SIXTH GRADE HALLWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The tradgedy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But I'm right by Jennifer and Mr. Harmon and my homeroom (Mrs. Green. She sucks). So guess what??? I wrote a play!!! It's for my sister. She a fifth grader, but a bunch of third graders are going to be in it, so it's a youngish reading level. And the title sucks, but whatever. I'll copy and paste it here: (the stuff in parenthesis is supposed to be in italics, but for some reason when I pasted it it wasn't)

Dr. Max’s Evil Plot

Characters:
· Agent Kevin (stupid dude)- Jariah
· Dr. Max (evil dude)- Ali
· Commander Juve (boss dude)- Jinda
· Agent Audrey (smart dude)- Raisa
· Agent Brooke (pretty dude)- Kayliann
· Stacey (kidnapped dude)- Lydia
· Lola (assistant dude)- Milica

Before the first scene, have each character introduce themselves. The last character to go will say the following:
Welcome to Dr. Max’s Evil Plot. Dr. Max is an evil professor who has kidnapped Stacey. He plans to strike again at a costume party in downtown New York. It is up to agents Kevin, Audrey and Brooke to save the day.

Scene 1
(Starts in office. Commander Juve is sitting in office chair; agents are around her. Brooke is texting someone, Kevin is asleep, and Audrey is listening attentively)

Commander Juve (CJ): Alright team; in order to catch Dr. Max, you are all going to have to work together. Dr. Max has kidnapped a girl named Stacey Blake. He plans to capture someone else at the 2008 NYC Halloween Party. It is up to you three to save Stacey and everyone else at the party. Move out!

Scene 2
(The three agents are at a colorful party. They are wearing costumes, but underneath they have lots of spy gear)

Brooke: Ugh! My costume is like, so itchy!

Kevin: Mine too!

Audrey: Get over it. We need to find this Dr. Max guy and get out of here before someone gets hurt. Get out your trackers.
(Brooke examines her nails, and Kevin pulls out the wrong device)

Kevin: How do you work this thing? (He fiddles around with it until it makes a loud noise)

Brooke: OMG! You like, made me like, break a nail! (flaps hands and hyperventilates)

Audrey (shaking head): Why did I get stuck with the biggest idiots in the entire company? (to agents) Let’s go. (They wander off)

Scene 3
(Dr. Max, Lola, and Stacey are in Dr. Max’s lair. Stacey is tied up and unconscious and Lola is holding a clipboard)

Dr. Max: Alright, Lola, take this down: (Lola poises pen) “I am Professor Maxwell Jackson. As you may have noticed, I have kidnapped Stacey Blake. If you ever want to see her again, then give me three million dollars by midnight.”

Lola (after finishing writing): Isn’t three thousand dollars kind of a lot of money?

Dr. Max: Three million!

(Stacey starts to stir, then opens her eyes.)

Stacey: This isn’t my house.

Dr. Max (rolling his eyes): Obviously.

Stacey: Who are you? (starts to scratch at something on the floor)

Lola: He’s Professor Maxwell Jackson. He kidnapped you. He wants three thousand dollars.

Dr. Max: Three million!

Lola (ignoring him): When your family gives him three thousand doll-

Dr. Max: Three million!

Lola: Whatever. When he gets three thousand dollars, he’ll let you go.

Stacey (looking up): What?

Scene 4
(The agents are still at the party. They are searching for Dr. Max, who is hiding under a table with Lola and Stacey)

Brooke: Can we like, go outside and get some like, fresh air? The humidity in here is like, ruining my hair.

Audrey: There’s no time! We have to find Dr. Max!
Kevin: Who’s Dr. Max? (Audrey rolls her eyes; Brooke whispers something into Kevin’s ear, and he nods) Oh.

Brooke: I got a text! (she pulls out her cell phone) Commander Juve says that she got a ransom note-

Kevin: What’s a random note?

Brooke (ignoring him): She got a ransom note from Dr. Max saying that we need to give him three thousand dollars by midnight! She says that we need to find him before midnight or it’ll be a disaster and we’ll lose our jobs! (she looks at her watch) We only have thirty minutes to find him!

(The three of them start to look around frantically for Dr. Max. Just then he comes out. Lola is holding a microphone to her mouth)

Lola: Ladies and gentlemen! I am Lola, and this is Dr. Max! We have secured this building so that no one can escape! We have also kidnapped this young girl! (she pulls out Stacey) Give us all of your money-

Audrey: Stop right there!

Kevin: Yeah! We’re members of the BFI!

Audrey (to Kevin): BFI is a garbage company, you idiot! It’s FBI!

(Lola and Dr. Max snigger)

Brooke: Let go of Stacey!

Stacey: What?

Audrey (whispering to Kevin): Get out your net.

(Kevin gets out a net and tries to throw onto Dr. Max. Instead, it ends up on him. Lola runs to grab him and trips on a paper cup. Dr. Max follows and trips on Lola. By then Kevin is out of the net and throws in onto Lola and Dr. Max)

Brooke: Now we have you!

Stacey: Hey! I got a text! And I thought all of my friends forgot about me! (she pulls out her cell phone)

Audrey (shocked): You had a cell phone the whole time and you didn’t even use it?!!!

Stacey: Was I supposed to?

(Just then Commander Juve walks in, looking at the scene before her)

CJ: Good job, team! You did it, and with three minutes to spare! You’ll all be receiving special medals for your bravery! (she pulls three medals from her coat. Audrey, Brooke, and Kevin all line up and she places the medals around their necks. She turns to Lola and Dr. Max) And as for you…

Scene 5
(Dr. Max and Lola are in a jail cell. Stacey, Commander Juve, and the three agents are around them outside the cell)

Dr. Max: I still can’t believe you wrote three thousand dollars on the ransom note instead of three million!

Kevin: And I still don’t know what a random note is!

(Dr. Max and Lola leave the cell; everyone holds hands and bows.)


Well??? It's a bit... interesting, but it was fun to write, and so far it's fun to perform. Anyway, bye!!!!!!!!!!!!! See you in 10 and a half days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!