ALI TALKS A LOT

the following is what ali has been saying for a very long time and i got bored so i started typing it and then i put it on my blog. the stuff in brackets not parenthesis are what i said. in brackets. is what i said. here you go.

if I was a caveman, and I was the one who created fire, the first thing I wud do is use it to burn a justin bieber something. That’s the first thing I would do. Wheres Abraham Lincoln? There he is. 16^th. Wait whos the guy who was always like lazy? Raisa whos the guy who was always like lazy? Whos the guy who was like lazy? Guy. Not guys. You messed up. No but seriously, just answer and then you can type my stuff. You fail. You missed the arghh like the uhh. Im not saying anything. (mumble mumble) im not mumbling. (mumble) (mumble)you know what I said? I said are you just saying mumble mumble everytime you don’t know what im saying? And apparently you are. You failed on every time.  And mumble. No lookit. Theres a buncha..jacked up stuff. Just tell me who the lazy guy was who was always in his pajamas. Wasn’t it Thomas Jefferson? That was weird! The w, it was like lowercase and then it just magically turned uppercase. Dang. I say a lot. (mumble) Wednesday. Why aren’t you writing like hahaha every time I laugh? (stomach noise) yeah that my stomach hurts now. Yeah that my stomach hurts now. It just did it again. It did it again. The y on yeah was lowercase, and then it turned uppercase. Dang, I say a lot. Fudge. Is. Good. It just did it again! [psst its magic] chocolate. i. like chocolate. Chocolate is good to eat. I like chocolate your phones about to fall off. I have to go to the bathroom. (peeing) wait. Okay im done now. Why are you skipping the song? How do you do quotation marks on the computer? How do you do those one things, like, where it goes like? Ahh, 9 and 0 shift. Me found out now. I love how its like ahh like ahhhh. Stomach noise. Wait where does it say its magic psst its magic. Why right here…? Umm. Like you know how its supposed to be like this? Well, why where it says psst its magic it goes like this? [psst. Theyre brackets.] what are brackets? Whats the difference? [psst. Ones like this[ and ones like this)] yeah but why does it have to have like a different thing? Like why does it have to look different? (sighhh) dangg, I said that much? [psst cuz its magic] you type fast. Whats magic? [brackets] I did like a whole page. Oh. I see. I said oh I see after that. Me awesome than you. Youre gonna-wait! No! oh, you’re gonna make it on a new page. Why? Why? Again? No but seriously why cant I talk? Comics are cool. Can you make a comic on the computer? [yes] sick! I feel like writing comics. Comments. Lets see how much, um, i. harry potter. Is cool. I cant see the seventh one because um uh because Iverson that’s not how you spell his name Iverson? That’s not how you spell his name. its an o there instead of the er. Ivison. You must be tired of all this. K so anyway. Cuz hes gonna see it in Wisconsin with his aunt on the 26^th so now im stuck with no one to go see it. Can I go with you? [no] whyyy? When you write like a date. Um. Like how does it make the th like tiny? How do you do that does it just do that? [magic. Again.] magic does rule. [my birthday is national magic day] im gonna laugh in your face when I be a wizard. No it isn’t! i. [yes it is, look it up] how do you now? Wow you looked it up. [I looked it up] Lydia can get the phone. Wopw. Wopw. Wopw. Lydia should read this. Just me randomly talking. K now im gonna stop talking so you can check your phone [thank you]youre closer [shut up] yeah. Who needs periods? Wheeee. Random. I have a question. Why does it say and mumble. Up there. [cuz that’s what you said] like, the like tenth like line. And the eleventh. Ill stop now. You type fast. That was a short text message it took you like two seconds. Why are you skipping all my laughs? She home? She did. Next time we go to grandmas, we should build a luge. I never said she home. [you did] when. Hmm. Bye. I’ll come back. Danggg. [close the door.] k. I love how its like in the whats it calleds every time youre talking. Talking. Not talking. You said in not it. Yeah the brackets. That’s what it is. Aminas like realtor person is here. You. It looked like animagus for a second. You know how like being an unregistered animagus is like bad, really bad? Well then how come theres like so many unregi-unregistered . [chad calls] pretty much. Yeah I know I know. I said yeah I know I know. What? What do you mean an entire story. Okay. One time there was a princess who was stuck in a castle. There was a princess and she was stuck in a castle and there was a prince. And the dragon comes. And yeah the dragon comes. And the dragon kills the knight. And the princess runs away and shes like you failed me you failed me! What the heck chad? Whats that noise in the background. Shes typing every word I say. Raisa. You know what you should do? I need to tell her to type one thing. K so you should after youre done with this transate it into Chinese. Hey you cant talk. K. now I  I guess since we’re done you should translate it into Chinese now. Actually Im gonna finish this story so I can finish the page. [WAIT] what? What club? Yup. Shes typing on it right now. Harry potter what? What about harry potter? Who? Kaden? Mmhmm. You know whats better than 55? Its fifty five. 5dy 5. 5dy 5. Dumbledore?! What?! Dumbledore is not a girl! That’s just nasty! Dumbledore’s awesome! True. I cant wait to see it. Harry. No backspace harry. K. so write harry but not like the name harry but like hairy. And then write potter. No write potty. No potty. So do it! Oh no go right here. Go right here. And write it in huge letters like HAIRY POTTY. Do it! Its gonna be funny! Do it. Do it. Dot it. Dot. Would you hurry up and just do that? Just write HAIRY POTTY! Hairy potty! Hairy potty! Raisa! Change the thing, like make it the highest thing and go the rest on the page like HAIRY POTTY. [no cuz you didn’t say that.] HAIRY POTTY. There. [nope doesn’t work like that] but I said it! [too bad] add. But. No I said hairy potty! So you have to write it! I know. Hairy potty! Do it! Okay. Change this. Change how big the words are. Yeah! Sisterly bonding time! It can be sister and brother bonding! I didn’t say sisterly bonding time I said sister and brother bonding time! No no no no wait no no no no! mom we did a whole page. File name ali talks a lot. File name ali talks a lot. No make the file name be like like like ali talks a lot and raisa copies it. You fail. Just type random letters in like the rest of the page just be like dodoiual;kjsa;liuas;f ioweo sdfoui;sdui;sjk ;ljisdf ;lij;asdf ;lijsd ;iljsd hey I know how to make you do that jfk jfk jfk jfk jfk jfk that’s sounds funny its like dododo dododo dododo dododo. That sounds funny too! Im bored. No seriously im bored. Im not just saying that for you to type it. Fart fart. fart fart. Hairy potty! What? What? [you are a loser] no im not! Take the you are a loser out! [never] then I’ll take it out. [you shan’t] you know whats funny? In harry potter, yes I shall. No don’t write harry potter write hairy potty. Hey no you can write you have to write you cant write yes I shall you have to write the what are they called what are they called, you have to write those thingys. I don’t know. I only said what are they called twice, not three times. [ I know that’s why I wrote it twice not three times] no you wrote it three times! Never mind I lied. Jfk jfk jfk dodo dodo dodo dodo. Dododo. Dododo. Dododo. Dodododododododododododo. That’s a long sentence. Hairy potty is cool. Im gonna start calling harry potter that now. Harry potter. How much of this page do we have left? That is one long page. That’s huge! Theres so much red underlining! You stink at spelling. [no im just being lazy cuz I have to type fast] Why did you write a 9 in stink? You always are. I have to type lazy? You fail. Vuz. No im just being (mumble) no im just being lazy cuz I have to type fast why does it say mumble I didn’t mumble [but I didn’t understand what you said] how much words? Do you think? Is on this page? Both pages. Oh. I see. Danggg! Fine. Save it. Mom! Wait wait wait.

THE END

It made sense in my head...

yeah dont you just hate when you think something and it makes perfect sense but then you try to say it or explain it to someone and theyre like what in heck are you talking about? and you're like well, it made sense in my head!..and they just look at you like okay youre weird..walking away now.......(run). dont you just hate that? dont try to act like its never happened to you, cuz it has. dont lie. well maybe not the running part. unless you said something super creepy.

tomorrow im going to band for 8th hour...yayyy. plus also guess whos in band. yeah. band people. thats who im talking about. ahahaha. i really like 8th hour but the rest of wednesdays always goes really really really slow because i have physics which sucks and then band which is amazing and then gym which wont be sooo bad tomorrow cuz we're playing volleyball but usually it is, and then FINALLY i have lunch, and then eighth hour and the end.

SOME MATH TO THINK ABOUT:
(she said by stephen jerzak)=(amazing song)
(dubstep)=(addicting)
(she said by stephen jerzak)+(dubstep)=(amazing song)+(addicting)
(amazing song)+(addicting)=(you will listen forever)
(she said by stephen jerzak)+(dubstep)=(you will listen forever)

yeah i know math is not usually your friend but when you use it in music it gets much better. doesnt it. speaking of music......idk. i have a lot to say about music but im not gonna cuz im lazy.

THREE MORE DAYS(ish.)(maybe less.)

some songs(well, remixes) to look up:
roxsonix- skank tank (dubstep remix of course)(look for the yellow and black picture that says quantum dubstep)
swedish house mafia- one (prototype remix)
other stuff.

AWESOME PEOPLE vs LAME PEOPLE (the never-ending battle)
theres not much to say about this, mostly you have to OBSERVE. when you first meet a person you cant usually tell if theyre awesome or lame(well sometimes you can) but anyway i just really wanted to say how much i really really like awesome people, like when i like a person i really like them, and how much i really really hate lame people, like when i hate a person i really hate them. with people im kind of extreme. other stuff not so much. usually im like in the middle with most stuff on account of im not good at decisions so usually i just kinda float in the middle. which is called being passive. which apparently minnesotans are known for, so there you go.

good bands:
(not singers just bands)
(good meaning i like 2 or more of their songs)
MGMT
boys like girls
the beatles
maroon 5
coheed and cambria
3 doors down
coldplay(a given)
fall out boy(yayyyyyy for fall out boy,,everybody always forgets them!)
the ting tings(idk if they count as a band though, they only have 2 people)
other stuff. cant think of any more at the moment.

IMPORTANT DATES IN THE FUTURE:
november 19: HARRY POTTER
december 5: national ninja day
december 10: narnia 3 in theaters
december 25: candy day(just kidding ya retard its christmas. what are you thinking?)
january 14: national unicorn day(okay i made that up, but now that i did, its official. remember not to forget that okay?)
may 20: pirates of the caribbean 4 in theaters
june 12: my birthday(mark your calendars please)(pshh like you havent already. what am i talking about? its probably marked on your calendar for the next 400 years.)(oh wait. i'll be dead then.) (okay well the next 90 years)(yeahhh! cuz then after 90 years i'll be 104 and that means i'll have lived to the year 2100 and i'll have lived through 3 different centuries. i really really hope i live to be 104. that's like literally my life goal.)
july 15: HARRY POTTER PART 2
september 17: mashed potato day(that's a lie too)(not anymore though.)
november 16: today. ahahahahhahahaha.

okay i believe that i am done nowwwwwww. bye.

down low too slow

well not down low but i was just gonna say too slow and i then i added the down low part cuz it rhymes. anyway whatever. its too slow because i just posted yesterday and yall didnt comment yet but i decided that im gonna post again anyway and you can just comment on both okay? okay. cool. glad we got that cleared up. okay there are two things that i will not talk about in this post and they are harry potter and also this one kid whos in band who i will not talk about okay? okay. hey look i just said that. im so cool. ugh. no. im such a loser its quite laughable yeah thats right i said quite laughable. the fact that i said quite laughable is quite laughable. okay im gonna stop saying that now cuz its annoying to type.

so i was reading a bunch of oldish posts (well from this month and last month) (and the month before) and i discovered that they are much easier to read if there are paragraphs. cuz otherwise they are just tooooo much words and it makes your brain hurt. and i know you guys probly dont even read these whole deals anyway but thats okay cuz this is my blog, just a bunch of random blabbing, cuz i have a lot of say that no one cares about so i either have to say it, write someone a two page note with the margins filled up (and jennifer knows what thats all about), or use my trusty blog. and i learned that no matter which way i do it, after the first couple of minutes people tune me out cuz really what do i say anyway? stupid stuff. hahahaha like when we were walking to the bus or when i was on your bus jennifer and there was a kid there and i didnt realize the stupidity of the stuff i said untilllllll it was too late. okay if you are actually reading this whole thing then in your comment you should casually mention something about unicorns, cuz they are cool and i have been slightly obsessed with them lately.

speaking of unicorns, in history i tried playing hangman with the people that sit at the same desk as me in different, hours, and it was there the next day but nobody played, and the day after that it was gone, so i was like you people are stupid and then i drew a unicorn in the corner because apparently games dont work so i have to resort to unicorns. and then today i decided to see if the physics people are cooler than the history people because mr lund teaches only physics x which means smart people which means they are weirder/awesomer. so anyway i drew a hangman there and we'll have to see what happens tomorrow. someone better do it. the answer is my life is average cuz thats where i got the idea. and also i also drew a unicorn on the physics table too. but it was at the lab table not like the desks.

haha today me and jennifer were dicussing sports bras and how people think it is acceptable to wear them as tank tops under v-necks. which, btw people, is not acceptable. its obviously a bra not a tank top, and it looks stupid. i mean if you want to wear just a sports bra under like a sweatshirt, thats one thing, but at least you cant see that. also people wear regular bras under their sports bras? what is this? you dont wear two bras on top of each other. thats just weird. unless, of course, you want to wear your bra as a shirt, which i guess is probly why they do it but no less weird.

okay there is a lot more i could say about a lot of stuff but i just got lazy and this post is long enough and im sure you dont want to read more than this, or even this itself, but anyway dont worry im done now sooooooooo bye.

If only, if only, the woodpecker cries, the bark on the tree was as soft as the skies..

all of a sudden i just remembered that. and idk where it came from! i didn't even know i knew that! what is it? its from something.......OH! I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!! its from holes. i never understood that line. or what it has to do with holes. holes is a good movie i haven't seen it in a while....i should watch it OH WAIT i don't have tv. what a downer. know what else is a downer? the fact that today is tuesday. oh well! tomorrow is a late start!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 9 days 6 hours 26 min til harryyyyy potterrrrrrrrrrr. i was about to buy tickets and then i saw this thing int he newspaper where you email the newspaper and say the character that you are most like and then you get free passes to an advance screening. it said its first come first served so i don't think its like a contest or drawing, you just get it. i did one from my email for me and one from my dads for lydia so that equals 2 passes each which equals 4 which equals me her louisse and meaghan which is whos going soo yayy. and not you jennifer cuz you suck. aka dont like harry potter. MAN i am excited. i was watching the trailer today and i swear to youknowwho that I FORGOT TO BREATHE.  and then when it ended i was like holy crap, why do i feel like im gonna explode? oh right. i have to breathe. and then i breathed and it was all good. but it was crazy. its so intense. holy crap. i need to stop thinking about it. aeo;ia;okasd;fkajs;lfkjas;ldkfja;slkdfjslkfaslkfskksfksks;kfskl;k. the poster deal is like, NOWHERE IS SAFE. its so crazy...i get all shivery and also warm inside. its awesommmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. oh gosh harry potter is amazing. that trailer is crazy. oh gosh. oh gosh. k i gotta go eat some food now aka dinner but anyway you think about that. the craziness. of harry potter. bye now.

DUBSTEP

Is amazing. Straight dubstep mixes aren't as good but dubstep remixes of songs are amazingggg once you listen to the remix you will never go back to the old song. Also ukf dubstep mix on youtube is good. really good. it's 8 minutes well spent. the first song from memoirs of a geisha is awesome, then it gets boring a little in the middle, and then gets 10x better later. Also i learned that i HATE screamo and heavy metal. just saying. cuz like the links on the dubstep songs are sometimes metal and crap and so i clicked a couple and turns out they suckkkk. especially devil wears prada. sorry. if you like that. but. it sucks. im gonna cut my hair today but i'm still debating how much i should do...i'm not cutting any off the length though. ughhhh gosh my hair i just wanna kill it. its okay. it will be better tomorrow. except it probly wont look that different. but it will feel different and that's the important thing. uhhh i just wanna type to the beat of this song. which is what im doing. whoaaaa the font on this screen deal just changed. did i do that? what just happened. i don't even know. im hungry. i think it's time for me to go and eat some lunch because i didn't have lunch money so i didn't eat soooo it's lunchtime now. i want some ravioli. bye.








































dubstep. look it up.

Hi

Hi. Bye.

CRASHHHH!

As in, that's what my computer did. Whatttt a downer. My father is currently trying to et my THREE YEARS' WORTH OF PICTURES back, but we'll see how that's gonna work. So anyway, here I am at the library. But I did get some books, and I haven't read a book by choice since July. So maybe that's good? Yeah. Perhaps. I cleaned my room today! Also I broke a branch off a tree and spray painted it silver and put it in my room and hung a bunch of necklaces on it and it looks really cool! Soooo yeah. And also I might go to Heartbreaker today, which is cool cuz I like that store. And I'm gonna buy some stuff. Because I like to shop. Like yesterday we went to the mall after we went bowling and I bought a purple shirt from PacSun that is cool and I have a necklace that looks really awesome with it and I will wear it on Monday and you will see it is cool. Except Monday is supposed to be black and orange day. Oh well. I don't even have any black or orange so that's a no anyway. Ughhh we have block next week even though it's a four day week that's suchhh a downer. Oh well. Also I'm not going to Nebraska. My dad said I have to stay home. Even though I really wanted to go to Nebraska! Oh well. I just realized I said oh well three times. Blah. That perfume that I sprayed all over at Hollister yesterday smells really really good. I think I'm gonna buy it. Even though Jennifer hated it. But you hate a lot of stuff sooo too bad. People keep asking me if I was invited to Emily's party, which I was not. So the answer is no people! Even though I was last year...whatever. Should I be a pirate for Halloween? I should. Except I don't have anything piratey. Oh well. Oh look I said it again. So yesterday my cousin randomly texts me and goes we should hang out! And I was like, hello rachael! and yeah it was funny cuz it was really random. So perhaps I will be hanging out with my cousin. Not this weekend though cuz I'm busy and not next weekend cuz I'm busy then too. So probably in two weeks. And also this weekend I'm probably most likely according to my dad going to EMILY'S as in the restaurant I've been wanting to go to with my dad every weekend for like a year now and we stillllll haven't gone and now finally we might be. So yay. Cuz it is Lebanese which is good. Anyway, I typed a lot in a very small amount of time, so bye.

Aloha (it means hello and goodbye!)

just thought i'd point that out. i have a lot of songs to get right now so i'm not gonna waste my time posting. okay? okay. btw know how i was gonna sit with ami de la musique? well i didnt. soooo yeah. the end.

Cheesecake

I didn't know what to call this post, so I called it cheesecake. Anyway so I found out that the teacher that's in charge for world cultures club is MS MARIA and now I'm really disappointed. Because I was really excited for world cultures club, but yeah, I guess not anymore. Also I was gonna get my new phone today, which would have been the highlight of my day, except now my dad says something something they cant activate it or something dumb. So I guess that's a no and my day is crap after all. I hate when you have one super super good day where tons of good stuff happens and then the rest of the week just sucks. Why can't the good stuff be spread out over a long period of time? That's my question. Well the chan-chaska game is this friday and jennifer we should go to it together because yeah we just should. and then we should hang out before like last time either at your house or at my house this time cuz we went to yours last time but whatever either way cuz i know you like your house best. today it was pretty funny cuz in french i got super hyper and i think everybody else was getting extremely annoyed with me but that's okay cuz i was in my own little completely out of it world and anyway i kept creepily passing a note to a random person in the class and theyd be like what the heck and open it and ahaha it was blank. and then this one guy writes on it and gives it back and opens it and it says yes. and im like...it wasnt a yes or no question! it wasnt even a question! i was trying to confuse him and look at that it backfired and i ended up being confused. also i learned something today, and that is if someone says yo tengo una pregunta it does not mean i am pregnant. just a little fyi. it actually means i have a question. i am pregnant would be yo soy embarassado. also dont attempt to say im embarrassed and say yo soy embarassado because really you will be saying you're pregnant. so especially if you're a guy, don't do it. because you will get a couple of weird looks. something tells me we might possible have a chance of not winning the game on friday. idk though. chaska pretty much sucks as bad as us. and we did win once! well anyway adios senoritas and senors (actually there are no senors here so pretty much that was a waste of typing) but anyway i gotta go get a gardasil shot now which i am not very excited about. and i gotta go all the way to minnetonka just to get a shot for five minutes and then leave. gtg now bye.

Uhh..:/

So I just realized...I have no life. Like seriously.......not at all. I'm sitting here blogging and the sun is shining and I could be doing something other that blogging but here I am blogging. But whatever. Who else do I blab to but an inanimate object? Honestly, these people say they don't talk to themselves but really they do. All these blogs in the world? You really think people read all of them? Funny joke! Really all these blogs are the sad little losers of the world pouring their hearts into a computer screen. Same with diaries! People with problems who dump them into a little book that no one can read. Why would you waste all your time writing that crap down when you can just say it out loud in front of the mirror and get the same effect?! So people can think you're not crazy? Cuz guess what buddy? If you have enough problems to fill a blank book, you probably are crazy. Anyway this doesn't apply to me and my journal that I used to have cuz I let people read it. So there.


Okay, on to another order of business. Homecoming!!!:))) it's my first homecoming:)<3 ahaha it's not facebook but hopefully it will annoy you just as much abby! ahah. i'm sorry. i know you don't care. i hate those little heart thingys btw.....<3 what it is that anyway?! it doesn't even look like a heart so just whatever! k soooooooooooooooooooooooooo yeah my dress is like strapless and navy and shortish with a white ribbon around the waist and i'm getting navy tights but like sheer and flowery kinda like fishnets but not netty, flowery. and then i'm getting navy pumps. and wearing pearls. but anyway you'll see when you see i'm not gonna explain my whole outfit. which i just did. but yeah i kind of love it sooo yeah. okay so i still have to get you a sheet abby right? and also how am i going to get that to you? like do i just give it to you on saturday or what? idk we'll make a plan. and are you going to the game too? cuz you should.

okay french. ew. that's about all i can say right now i am just so disgusted. also ms hasty. she's kind of a man. like seriously i was like,,, are you a man? well i didn't actually say that because she would've gone all man-spazzy on me but i was still wondering. cuz that lady is mannnnnly. k my band buddy. I NEED TO TALK TO HIM. when will this happen? i have yet to find that out. but it WILL happen. eventually. let's sayyy by winter break i will have had two or three conversations. okay? okay. okay im done now. but honestly like i am a pathetic kid. just thought i'd point that out. anyway bye.

Sigh

I was trying to think of what to call this post and while I was thinking I sighed, and then I thought, how can I convey the feeling that I have right now? The one that isn't a feeling and so by not being a feeling it is a feeling? And then I thought, sigh! So there you go. When you are sitting there and you have nothing to do and so you do nothing, and then you sigh, that is what I am right now. I did my wordle for English and the colors were so cool online; sea green, red, purple, and bright blue, and when I printed it they were nasty hunter green, dark purple, boring blue, and brown. Dumb printer. Oh well. My wordle is full of random stuff. It's pretty cool. I like wordle. I have a bunch of them taped to my door from when I was obsessed with them. Know what a funny word is? Wharf. My mom was just talking about a haunted wharf at Lord Fletcher's and I was like, haha, wharf. iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeee nnnnnnnnnnooooooooottttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnggggggggggggggggg ttttttttooooooooooooooooo sssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy. blahblahblahblahblah. hmmmm. BAND BUDDY! shuddup jennifer. say nothing. Today for lunch I had pasta with alfredo sauce. okay do you care what I had for lunch? nooooooo. obviously i have nothing to say so i should just stop saying it. right? right. maybe. am i stopping though? nooooo. it's raining. i like rain. ahahahaha powder puff got cancelled! i was so happy because honestly doing powder puff was a missssttaaakkeee. i made new friends in gym! ahaha well they are people that i talk to anyway. and their names are laura and elsa and will and cameron. hmm. is cameron in band? i do not know. you know, i love wednesdays this year cuz i have physics which is ew but then all i have is band and gym and then advisory so i don't really have to think much. and last year i loved wednesdays too because we had gym which was eww but like the only class i had with louisse and then science which was just whatever and then LAX WITH MR GARRICK!!!!! which was fun as heck. ahahahhhhhhh good times man i wish i had mr garrick again. he was honestly like my favorite teacher of all time. anyway and then we had block advisory which was always fun because it was pac advisory and you know us smart people, we are the weirdest people you will ever meet but it's okay because that's us. im really excited for world cultures club. it better start like soon as heck or i will freak out. and idk but there's like literally like a hundred people in key club so idk do we all get to be in it or do they kick out the lowly freshmen or what? and why isn't it freshwomen? not that i'm all feminist cuz honestly if men want to hold open doors for us then go right ahead! and they're most definitely not equal because yes they can do the same things if they want to but that doesn't mean they should like some things are just guy things and some things are just girl things and you can't change that. girls and guys are not the same. fo sho. schmoyoho. ahahahhahaha i'm backin up backin up backin up backin up, cuz my daddy taught me good! he's climbin in your windows, snatchin yo people up. HIDE YA KIDS, HIDE YA WIFE, HIDE YA KIDS, HIDE YA WIFE, HIDE YA KIDS, HIDE YA WIFE, AND HIDE YA HUSBAND CUZ THEY RAPIN E'ERBODY OUT THERE. yeahhhhh such a good song the world has never seen the likes. ahaha do you like my mixed up old english or whatever sentence.OKAY THIS IS REALLY ANNOYING I POSTED LIKE A TON AND THEN ACCIDENTALLY EXITED AND HALF OF THE POST DIDNT SAVE WHEN IT SAID IT DID. well anyway all you missed was my blabbering....so bye.

The Four Most Glorious Years of Our Lives (or hellish, depending..)

Yes, high school has started. And it's already been like a week and a half. So I'm kinda slow. But whatever. And anyway in this week and a half lots of stuff has happened like: I'm doing powder puff, I got a date for homecoming (kinda not really cuz we're going as friends), I like someone (not the same person as the homecoming date), I met new people, and other stuff that I forgot. And I was gonna blog allllll about high school but you know what you go there don't you? So you should know! So I'm too lazy. Anyway I have some words of wisdom to post so byeeeee.

It Feels Like Fall

I love this feeling when it's all fall-y! I like it. I can wear jeans. Except all my good jeans I'm saving for school so I'm not wearing them so I have on my crap jeans that are tight like they fit but the always fall down and they're uncomfortable so yeah I have those on. But yeah I have jeans and a sweatshirt on so that's good. I like jeans and sweatshirts. And I had a ref meeting today and learned that I will be getting $20 a game and that there are not a lot of refs so most likely I will be reffing 5 days a week and so that's $100 a week which is good for two months which is $800. And then we went to my grandpa's and I ate cherry tomatoes that I found growing mysteriously in the garden. So today was a good day. Plus also I watched the sixth Harry Potter with Chadwick and Milica so that adds ten hundred points of goodness to the day. And did I mention that I love this weather??? And so yes. Today was a good day. AND we are having some kinda sausauge that is good and fried potatoes for supper so that is fall food so YEAH. Today=a fun time. Adios good sirs and madams. Shuddup Milica don't laugh at me. (she is next to me) (she laughed anyway) (BYE) \

































((STOP READING I SAID BYE DIDN'T I???))

Wake Me Up When September Ends

Except don't really do that because I like September. Because school is gonna start, and the beginning of school is always fun. And also the football games are in September, and since I start MY REFFING JOB in September, I can't miss that. And also I might get that apple orchard job, which is also in September. And September is in fall and fall is my favorite season so I don't want to be asleep for my favorite season. And Louisse's birthday is in September and she will probably go to restaurant so I want to go to that. And I have all these new clothes and I don't really feel like waiting until October to wear them and just wear my pajamas all September. So don't wake me up when September ends because I like September for the above reasons! But it IS the beginning of September today because it is September first! So I thought the title was appropriate. Anyway, School (yes, it's capitalized) is in less that a week, hope you're excited! Except Abby already started I think so fun fun for you.....kinda. Anyway be expecting a very long update on the high school situation once it actually starts. Bye.

New Blog!

If you haven't noticed I made a new blog called Words of Wisdom...it's quotes from people that i know that i think are good or pretty funny. Anyway yeah be sure to read it. The posts won't be long and rambling like on this blog. They're just short. And also read the post before this, it's short. I'll do a longer one [rambling] later okay bye. But comment on both even if it's just 'hi' cuz I don't like when there's no comments.

Hooked On Classics

It's 10 minutes of 80's disco beat mixed with intense classical music! You don't have to listen to the whole things but look it up you will be HOOKED! (on classics!) It's so funny and catchy you can't stop! Go now!

School That is the Opposite of Low

aka High. High school. That's what we're going to. Yayy. And so it's time for school supply shopping and clothes shopping. Oh how I love to shop for clothes. Can you imagine giving birth to 19 children? NINETEEN. That is crazyyyyyyy. There is a point when you have TOO MANY KIDS. i'm thinking, maybe that point is like, 8? Maybe 9? When you get to ten you know you have too many. And when you get to 19, it's time to kill off a few. OKAY CHILL OUT I'M JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!! That was a joke. I swear. Haha you thought I was some kind of freak. Blahhhhh. Okay I have nothing else to say so whatever. I guess, bye. Byeeeeeeeee. Adios, okay? I said, goodbye!!!!!!!!! Wow okay I am dumb. Bye.

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i dont know what to say.

I'm In Love

With Ludovico Einaudi. He's a composer and guess what he's not dead actually he's only 55 and he's Italian and his music is the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. The best ones are Dietro Casa (backyard in Italian if you were wondering), Divenire (become), Nuvole Bianche (white cloud), and An'Autra Vita (another life). Well, all of his songs are amazing but those are my favorites in order. I have the music for Divenire, Nuvole Bianche, and Nefeli, but when I tried to print Nuvole Bianche it shrunk it so that's the only one I can't really play cuz it's hard to learn a piece that you can barely read. But okay you should look this guy up because he has the prettiest songs on the planet. It's crazy. I won't tell you what it makes you feel like because then that's what you'll be expecting and really you should just listen to it and then decide what it makes you feel like. Okay, go listen now. Please. Not because I told you to, but because trust me you will nottttt regret it. Okay bye.

Hiya Kids!

Sorry for the creepy Barney-like title, but you know I'm kinda bored so um yeah. We finally got a battery for this laptop. DUDE!!!!!!!!!!! So I'm watching Home Alone 2 (the new york one) and so you know when Kevin is on the plane and he's sitting next to that French guy and he keeps going on and on and on? Well I FINALLY KNOW WHAT HE'S SAYING!!!! He's like (I don't remember exactly cuz it's past that part), I'm from France, I'm a tourist here, it's the first time I've been to America. Have you ever been to France? They have nice restaurants, only, your parents...they have to know. Why aren't you responding? Me, I don't speak English. Do you speak French? Oh, so you don't want to talk, huh? You wanna keep your mouth shut?.... music starts to play. Ahahahhahaha, I feel special. Ahahaha. I know what he said. Oh no! My family's in Florida and I'm in New York. My family's... in Florida? And I'm in... New York? ~~eyebrow tweak~~ ahahahaha. He has a Polaroid camera. Ahahaha. aaha. Okay I said ahaha like 25 times this post. Okay now that you know what the French guy is saying, you wanna see that movie don't you? So you can laugh cuz you know what he's saying! Okay bye.

It's All Lies

Okay you know how everybody says that the city we live in is like all good and the second best place to live and all that? Well, it's all lies. What does a ninth grade girl and her friends have to do is this town? Nothing, nothing at all. There is absolutely NOTHING to do! It is sooooo boring!!!!!!!!! Stupid ep and their stupid mall. That is why I'm that library on my blog on a perfectly beautiful July day. How sad the world is. how sad this town is. how sad my life is. bye.

Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow

Don't stop, it'll soon be here. It'll be here, better than before. Yesterday's gone. Yesterday's gone. Okay yeah that song is in my head it's really old and it's by Fleetwood Mac but yeah it's good and yeah. Yeah. My sister's having a hormonal spaz attack because she's not allowed to go to a movie at night at age 12. So she's all, you don't even care about me, you don't ever do what I want you don't even like me!!! Why are you so mean! But yeah my mom's like, why don't you just go tomorrow during the day like a normal person but she's all no! everybody goes at night! And I was just sitting there laughing and telling her to control her hormones cuz by now I'm past the dramatic overreacting crazy hormones puberty-is-starting-what-do-i-do yelling that no one care about me stage. So I laugh. Bye.

Trivia Bulletin

WE INTERRUPT YOU'RE REGULARLY SCHEDULED POST PROGRAM WITH THIS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT TRIVIA BULLETIN. PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU READ THE POST BEFORE THIS IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY AND READ THE COMMENTS TOO BECAUSE I COMMENTED REALLY LONG AND I WOULD HATE FOR A COMMENT THAT LONG TO BE WASTED ON NOBODY READING IT. ALSO IF YOU ARE ABBY THEN PLEASE READ THE POST BEFORE THIS AND THE POST BEFORE THAT BECAUSE TWO POSTS AGO WAS SPECIALLY POSTED FOR YOU. OKAY? OKAY. NOW HERE'S THE TRIVIA BULLETIN:


Okay I have compiled for you a list of things. And you don't know what these things are. Your job is to find out what these things are via google, the encyclopedia (ha! no way), or your mother or father. And I know that this sounds like a homework assignment or something, or something boring, but you know that once you read the list curiosity will eat away at the inside of you like worms or something similar until you look them all up and know what they are. And then perhaps you will be a little bit smarter (maybe, probably not), and when someone mentions one of things perhaps, you will know exactly what they are talking about and think, hey! i know what that is because of Raisa's blog because I looked it up! So here is the list. Also once you find out what the things are, you have to tell me what they are in your comment. If you already knew what they were, state this also. No cheating! Just look it up.

***Calgary Stampede
***Kaka (NOT Spanish and/or Arabic for poop. Besides that.)
***Alberta oil spill
***The sport that Carrie Underwood's new husband plays
***Zion
***The time that it is right at this moment that you are reading this sentence, in Uzbekistan time.
***Geneva (and what's important about it)
***The African Renassaince Monument
***What exactly are the 7 Wonders of the World? (name them)
***Nanook

Okay, that's all. I will post answers in the next post, or whenever I feel like it!!!! Okay bye.

CANADIANS!!!

ABBY!!! READ THE POST BEFORE THIS PLEASE! AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY! READ THE POST!

So yeah I'm in Canada with my Canadian cousins and Gaby is my age well actually she is 13 but she's going into ninth grade like us because her bday is in January and the cutoff in Canada is February. So yeah. And she says I talk weird like for hot I say HAWT and for not I say NAWT. Which, not really, and she says it like the same. But also she talks weird not me, she has a Canadian accent so pretty much she is the Canadian one not me. And she's like, we make fun of Americans. And I'm like, hahahaha, we make fun of Canadians! So yeah!!! And also we have stuff that they don't have, for example there is no PacSun in Canada which could be really annoying if I for some reason moved here cuz that's like the only place I shop. And other stuff like the don't have Dish Network but some people pirate it which is what I would do because I really like Dish. And other random things like they don't say sag they say lowride. I was like, do guys sag here? And Gaby's like, huh?????? And I'm like, sag! You know! When you're pants are down! And she goes, ohhhh, you mean lowride!!!! I was like, WEIRD CANADIANS. But they do say that's what she said and newb and fail and all the other stuff we do except I haven't heard her say legit yet so I don't think they say that. And she likes Justin Beiber but she's not like obsessed. I was like, hahahahahaaaaaaaaaa he's from Canada. It's kind of disappointing to go to another country when it's pretty much the same as America. Which it is. They do alllllll the same things we do. LIke all the same middle school things. And they like the same music, etc. But Gaby says that the malls in America are better than the ones here. So maybe they don't go to the mall as much as we do? Idk. We DO go to the mall a lot. Well anyway, I'll be back for Saturday in time for my softball tournament hopefully on Saturday and Sunday, and then I will be hanging with friends pretty much the whole entire rest of the summer. Because I didn't do that like at all in the beginning of the summer because of painting my room. Also I'll have my birthday party in which case I'll get to see you alllllll together!!!!!! Okay well bye bye.

OH GOSH.

ABBY!!!!!!! BETWEEN PAINTING MY ROOM AND THE FOURTH OF JULY AND GOING ON VACATION I TOTALLY FORGOT YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! I AM SO SORRY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND I HOPE YOU HAD A REALLY GREAT DAY EVEN THOUGH I FORGOT! SORRYYYYYYYYYY!!!! HOW CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME???? HAPPY VERY VERY LATE BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING FOURTEEN! SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY!!!!!

BREAKING NEWS and States Elsewhere

Right now I am in Bozeman Montana. Fun fun! I could explain what I've been doing all this trip but I'd rather not. It'll take too long. But yeah we are in Montana and we've been in South Dakota, Wyoming, and Montana, and tomorrow I think we're gonna cross the border to Idaho just because we can, and then we're going to Alberta, Canada, and then coming home through North Dakota. So after this I'll have been to 25 states!!! Okay.

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PART 1 COMES OUT ON NOVEMBER 19, 2010. GOOD NEWS, BECAUSE THAT IS SOON!!! BUT. HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PART 2 COMES OUT ON JULY 15 2011!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS PRETTY MUCH A YEAR FROM NOW!!! MORE THAN A YEAR!!!!!!!!!! OH GOSH. I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE IT. I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG. OH GOSH. BUT I REALLY WANT TO SEE THEM. EVERYTIME I SEE THE TRAILER I LIKE SPAZ OUT. AND I CAN'T EVEN STOP MYSELF FROM SMILING. IT'S CRAZY. OH HOW I LOVE HARRY POTTER. OH I CAN'T EVEN DESCRIBE MY LOVE FOR HARRY POTTER. IT PUTS WARM FUZZY FEELINGS IN MY HEART:))))))))













HARRY POTTER!

My Thoughts, Written Formally

So, as you have read in the title above, I am going to write random thoughts that appear in my mind, but in a formal way, not just here and there like I usually do. And I'm going to use strange metaphors and similes, to make it sound like something you'd read in a book, or like an exerpt that I wrote, not just my thoughts scattered all over.

Right now I am listening to my mother's Hooked On Classics cassette, because she put it on. It is a collection of famous classical songs, played by an orchestra, but with an intense drum beat in the background, so it sounds a bit like rock. I like it a lot; we have a piano version of one of the the arrangements, and I play it occasionally.

As I am sure that you are aware, there is a hutch in front of the place where my computer sits, and the hutch has a mirror in the back, so I can see myself while I'm on the computer. I have just realized that I have extremely prominent collarbones. Also, there is a mole on each of my collarbones, but they are not across from each other. With my necklace hanging down, it looks like a smiley face, with lopsided eyes. Alright, enough of this detailed description of my collarbones.

Last night I attempted to watch The Shining, but I only managed to get through a little bit of it. Let me say one thing: that is perhaps the strangest movie I have ever seen in my life. There is a little boy who has horrible premonitions. For example, there are several scenes that show him tricycling around the empty hotel that the family takes care for. Each of these scenes goes on for at least five minutes, and simply follows the little boy around on his trike, playing intense something-is-going-to-happen music the whole time, and then switches to a different scene. Then, on the third tricycle scene, the boy passes room 237 and stops, eyeing it suspiciously. Slowly, cautiously, he creeps to the door and tries the knob. The intense music reaches a climax and, while the viewer is holding her breath, the door remains locked. Then, with a horrible screeching note on the violin, the screen flashes to an image of two twin girls, about age nine or ten, wearing poufy, old-fashioned blue dresses, with blank expressions on their faces. The little boy gasps, runs back to his trike, and tricycles away. Then the scene switches to something else, equally weird, but barely pertaining to the story. There are several scenes that are odd and play scary music, and you think that something terrible is going to happen, but nothing does. One of these is where the wife and son are playing outside, and they go in to a giant maze made of fifteen-foot tall hedges. The sky is gray and dismal, and the high-pitched, trembling music overpowers the sound of the cheerful mother and son giggling and trying to find their way out of the maze. You are sure that a killer is going to pop out from behind one of the hedges and stab them, but nothing happens. The scene simply ends and another odd scene starts! One more premonition that the boy has: He is tricycling around (again!), when suddenly, at the end of the hallway, he sees the two twin girls. They stand perfectly still and call to him in their creepy, high-pitched voices: Come here Danny! Come and play with us Danny! Come here! All the while, a horrible picture flashes on and off the screen: Danny and his mother, lying dead and bloody in the hallway, with blood all over the walls and floors. The girls' voices are still echoing, Come and play with us Danny! Danny stops, and holds up his pointer finger and looks at it. He wiggles it up and down as if it is talking to him, and says, "Remember, it's not real. It's not real, it will all go away, remember what they told you." Then he turns around and tricycles away for his life. I won't tell you anything else that happens because I really don't feel like typing the rest of the scenes, but let me just say that they get worse, much worse. And I didn't even finish the movie! The whole movie is actually about this family, a father, mother, and their young son, who move into an empty ski hotel in Colorado to be the caretakers during the off-season. There is a terrible snowstorm, the kind the Coloradoans in the mountains are used to, and the family is snowed in. Their telephone line is down, and the only communication they have with the outside world is a radio that connects to a park rangers' station somewhere in the nearest town. The father of the family is a writer, and he takes his work very seriously, though everytime the movie shows him working, he is either sleeping, staring blankly at a wall, or throwing a ball against a wall and catching it over and over again. The movie shows how the father slowly goes mad, yelling and swearing at his poor, innocent, caring wife, and imagining people in the hotel and talking to them, such as Lloyd, the elderly bartender to whom he tells all his problems. Anyway, the movie is really really weird, weird to the point that it isn't really scary, mostly you just wonder what in Hades is going on. You should watch it.







THE END.

I Decided to Write

Taylor closed her eyes and felt the warm summer sun on her face, and remembered, not for the first time, how easy it was to overlook all of the beautiful things in her life. Today was- well, that was the beauty of it; she didn’t know what day it was. The sky was clear blue glass, and July’s warm fingers stroked her sun-soaked cheek. Her hair was long and untamed; it was all she could do to brush it in the morning, let alone attempt to style it. T-shirts and shorts were dominant in her wardrobe, paired with worn rubber flip-flops or, as it usually ended up, no shoes at all. She hadn’t tanned like she usually did with her friends, but the sun had gradually browned her naturally olive skin. Summer was the most beautiful part of her life; the part that she lived for, where she could laze around in the drowsy heat without any obligations. She was free.
Today she had done nothing but sit around, and by now the sun was beginning to set. The thought came to her that if she wanted to, she could decide to have a friend over right now, and it pleased her. Instead, she decided to give herself a solo adventure, just because she could. She got up from her grassy bed and lazily looked around for her shoes; when she found them she continued to the garage. She mumbled-yelled something to her mother about biking and she’d be back later, and then mounted her bike and was off.
Usually the route she took was around her friends’ houses, but today she went in the opposite direction. She found some woods that she had not known were there, and got off her bike to look around. She entered the shady trees, and, after walking for some amount of time, discovered a stream. Delighted, she slipped out of her foot prison and basked her feet in the cool trickling water. She grabbed her shoes and continued to walk around, keeping her feet in the stream. She had been walking for about fifteen minutes now, and wondered how she had never noticed these woods before, with them being so close to her house. In fact, she knew she had passed this street many times before, and didn’t remember ever seeing any woods. Nevertheless, Taylor disregarded her confusion and continued on her way.
It was much darker in the woods than on the street, but it was getting hard to see what with the sun setting so quickly. She patted her pockets to make sure she had her phone, should her mother need to call her, and realized with a sigh that she had forgotten it. During the summer she had used it less and less, until she had taken to not even bringing it with her anymore. She decided that she should probably turn around before it got completely dark, and proceeded to turn and follow the stream the way she had come. When she got to the spot where she had found the stream, she put her shoes back on and followed the trees to the outside of the woods. Unfortunately, she could not seem to find them. She was positive that this was the same way she had entered the trees, but even as she continued to walk, the street was nowhere to be found.
Taylor was not one to worry, but it was getting dark, and she didn’t want to get into any trouble with her mother. She quickened her pace, resolving that the dark must have made the walk seem longer and that her bike was waiting for her just a little ahead. But she walked for another ten minutes, and still could not find the street. Taylor was very confused, and worry was beginning to rise, along with the moon. It was not completely dark, but it was dark enough for her to not be able to see trees that were only ten feet away. Her heart began to beat a little faster, and she groaned with worry.

Imma Be

Here are the lyrics to Imma Be:
Imma be, Imma be, Imma Imma Imma be, Imma be, Imma be, Imma Imma Imma be,




DO YOU GET THE IDEA???

Well they have other lyrics too but yeah thats most of it.



ALL IN ORDER OF WHEN THEY WERE SAID:

Lydia: Why are you still here?
Ali: 10:39. 10:40. (he is looking at a clock)
Lydia: Mommy, I have warts (shows my mom the dots that I drew on her arm)
Mom: (gasp) Oh. Why did you do that.
L: teehee
Ali: Mom, we needa get mr. freeze.
Mom: Yes, ali.
Mom: Raisa, you need to get off that computer and if you're doin something other than your video you better get off right now.
~silence for a long period of time...~
Mom: Tomorrow morning?
Ali: huhuhuhuhuh. (some kind of weird laugh?)
Mom: Are you done? Please stay in the bathroom Ali.
Mom: Kay, Lydia, your turn, and nonna that, "just a second! i'm almost done!"
Mom: Kay Lydia, your turn to get your teeth brushed. Raisa, I said to get off that computer. Lydia! Teeth!
Raisa: Kay one sec!
Lydia: mumble mumble.
Mom: Come on Lydia, come on Raisa.
R: kay!!!



This is a little bit of conversation at 10:45 in my house. the end.

Morningly Update

Today is Lydia's birthday so I'm gonna type whatever she says so start talking oh gosh. well i'm gonna go read some bunny books so bye. WAIT!!! don't leave lydia what am i supposed to post about while you're gone??? fine. what do you want from me? say something. (laugh laugh) okayy.. how am i sposed to talk while i read? i'll talk about my bunnies. okay. (((THIS IS GONNA BE BORING SO BRACE YOURSELVES.))) well i'm going to get a small breed, two, a boy and a girl. and their names are gonna be thumper and mimi. HOW'S YOUR COUSIN GONNA FEEL WHEN YOU NAME A BUNNY AFTER HER? oh, right we have a cousin named mimi. well, she's not gonna know. YES SHE IS. well, too bad, she'll like it. NO SHE WON'T. I WOULDN'T. KAY, SPEAK. they're gonna be satin fur. WHAT THE HECK? well, i'm reading about bunny breeds! YEAH BUT YOU DON'T GO UP TO THE PET LADY AND GO I WOULD LIKE A SMALL BUNNY WITH SATIN FUR. (laugh laugh) well, uh, too bad. ew! they have blue bunnies? COOL!!! NOW STOP TALKING I CAN'T KEEP UP. okay. HOLD ON!!! KAY. thumper. will have. castor. WHAT'S CASTOR? it's a color. YOU DON'T JUST PICK A BUNNY LIKE THAT!!! well that's what i want it to be. (mumbling to self about bunnies and whatnot) KAY, YOU CAN TALK NOW. i want mimi. to have white fur, but she's not gonna be albino, it's creepy when bunnies have pink eyes, it looks like they're evil. oh look they look like golden retrievers in bunny form! WELL WE KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE THAT THEY DON'T NEED PINK EYES TO BE EVIL. alright so: breeds recognized by the american rabbit's association. WOW, THOSE PEOPLE NEED TO GET LIVES. ali: we have a cousin named mimi? YOU GUYS REALLY NEED TO FIND OUT WHO OUR COUSINS ARE. YOU'RE READING A BOOK ABOUT RABBITS. i know. YOU HAVE FOUR MORE BOOKS ABOUT RABBITS IN FRONT OF YOU. so? GET A LIFE. OKAY. TALK SOME MORE. BUT NOT TOO FAST. wait a minute. okay, so. (thinking or reading or a combo of the two?) hot hot. hehehe. okay, wait a second. oh, i know, scratch that. i'm still gonna have two bunnies named thumper and mimi. but whatever with the colors and the fur, but i want them to be himalayan, cuz those are small. YOU'RE DITCHING PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY? yeah? never mind. I want a pollish bunny. YOU MEAN POLISH, RETARD? yeah, whatever, polish. they only weigh three pounds. GEEZ. never mind, himalayan. POLISH. okay. but wait, do you think a bigger one would better, smaller ones are scary. MAKE UP YOUR MIND! okay, i'm getting the himalayan. alright next book. OH GEEZ. can you stop copying me now? FINE. okay, bye people. YOU'RE DUMB.




so, the end. as you can see lydia is ditching our lovely evil pb and j, so i'm gonna have to shoot them and roast them with tomatoes and onions, (inside joke) okay no but she's getting rid of them and replacing them with smaller bunnies that are easier to take care of which i think is cruel and evil. okay now she's going on about how different people say that bunnies live different amounts of years. boringgggg.......okay well i'm bored make sure you read this whole thing cuz it actually is pretty funny now that i look at it. byebye.

Freezer/Body Of Water

That is where I want to crawl. It is soooo hot I'm not used to a cool climate like Jennifer but man I can not even stand this I am inside and I am literally sweating man it is gross gross stuff. I hate changing into my swimsuit too because it's all gross and sweaty and it won't go on and it annoys me, otherwise I would go to the beach but wait I have no one to go with cuz everyone is gone wow guys you're real cool. So now I'm boiling alive in my own home. Thanks a lot. Adios while I die a slow painful death.

Inner Meaning

I realized that my username is 12 purple roses and the name of my blog is Wake Up and Smell the Roses. Which is funny, because also in some language or other my name means rose and my favorite color is purple and my favorite number is 12, so i was gonna have my username be purpleroses12, but i decided 12 purple roses was better. And it's funny because this was all after I named my blog, and when I named my blog I wasn't thinking about any of that at all. Actually, I don't know where I got the idea when I named it Wake Up and Smell the Roses, but once I named it I decided that my blog name is just one of those things that you can't change, so it never changed. Well, you know what the saying means, right? Like, wake up and smell the roses, they're right in front of you, helLO! wake up! wake up! are you in lala land? everything you need is right in front of you so come down from up in the clouds and smell the roses, aka enjoy life and/or whatever is right there in front of you staring you in the face, wake up and appreciate the good things, wake up from you sleep of complaining and pessimism and just look at the beautiful roses that you have and smell them until the cows come home haha there's another saying ahaha. I don't know if that particular explanation made sense; it was kinda jumbled and randomish, especially the last part, but whatever. Anyway, so there's lots of meaning behind my username and my title, there not just random like a lot of the other things I do. Actually, most of the things that I do or say that seem random have a train of thought behind them that make sense in my mind but seem random to whoever else. So, remember that and don't look at me weird the next time something random pops out of my mouth. Bye Bye now!

Fine, Be That Way.

Fine, Jonny, kick us out. We'll find a way in. Just wait.

Also, I HATE PEELING WALLPAPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Plus after that I have to sand and prime and paint and paint again and probably paint again and paint some furniture and then find out where I'm gonna put my furniture and then put it there and go around buying accents and also order that bedspread and vacuum and dust also and it's just SO MUCH WORK and I'm doing it allllllll on my own. It's terrible. Hasta la vista, back to work.

Welcome, Jonny!

Yay for Jonny who completed the challenge and found my blog. Now that you found it you have to read it regularly though. I mean it. More people reading it definitely can't hurt. Well anyway, just wanted to say WELCOME to ANOTHER READER of my blog. So READ IT.

Also, we went garage sale-ing today and I got magnetic poetry. In French!!! And then we went to another garage sale and I found some more, but in English. So now I have a ton of magnetic poetry which I've always wanted, and I can practice French with it! Today is my lucky day!!! I'm excited.

By the way, Nigeria lost. It was 2-1. Remember how I said that if Greece lost they would be eliminated? Well, they're not eliminated now. And Nigeria can't lose their next game now or they'll be eliminated. I don't remember who they're playing but it's on June 22 if you're interested which I am.

Okay you know how Somalia has like terrorists and they're taking over the government and killing everybody??? Well, I saw in the newspaper that the terrorist cult people or whoever they are arrested 14 teenagers for watching the World Cup. They say it's a waste of time, and whoever watches this waste of time will be punished. That's so sadd!!! Everybody watches the World Cup!!! Like literally everybody in the world!!! Poor Somalian teenagers. I don't remember what game they were watching though. Anyway, I feel bad.

Well, that's all, and remember to read the 5 million other posts before this that you have not yet read because I'm kind of in a posting frenzy lately and have posted like 6 times in the last two days. Also, do the meteorite thing with 'the cat's pajamas'. Bye.

I Like to Post

I really like to post; in the summer I don't have much to do but I do have much to say thus resulting in too many posts with so little time. Right now I'm watching the World Cup and it's Greece vs Nigeria, 1-1. Yesterday we played my old softball team with Dan as the coach and John as the assistant and it was so sad... I really wish I still played that team but they have annoying people like Sierra and that other Sierra and her friend Annie and other people who I don't like. But they have Bailey who is nice and I love the coaches plus they're really good the team not the coaches. Anyway it was embarrassing to play my old team because my current team sucks. Terribly. We lost 20-1 yesterday. I'm SO frustrated with these people. I can't wait for the All-Star team because I'm probably gonna be on it and then we'll have good people and I won't have to put up with the suckiness. Anyway I have to go now we're going to the library slash to buy paint so gotta go. Do the Meteorite Thing with narwhal. Bye

Mr Garrick's Blog

Don't ask me where I got it. I have sources and SSS (Super Stalker Skills).


Why Bother?
Just yesterday, I read a post from The Writer's Den http://davidhuntershaw.blogspot.com/, and it got me to thinking about an old topic: Why do I continue to pursue this dream of becoming a writer? Like the author of the blog, I myself have had other pursuits and aspirations that at one time or another have competed for my commitment and focus. For one, I am addicted to classical piano. Once I start playing, I have a lot of trouble stopping. I can go five to six hours without stopping. There have been a lot of times when other things have intervened and disrupted my writing. Sometimes, life just gets in the way. I have also been told that my writing is just not good enough while at the same receiving encouragement from individuals whose opinions I do respect. There is and has been a considerable amount of adversity here.
But, invariably, I return to my writing. Why?

Honestly, there are times when I do not particulary enjoy writing; it gets tough, especially during those periods of drought. But tough or not, I still work through it. I continue to write.
Why?
Maybe part of it has to do with trying to prove people wrong or the narcissism of showing the world what I can do. Maybe I do imagine myself as a world-wide best-selling author ready for book deals and tours, whose stories have been adapted to the big screen. Or maybe it's about gaining the admiration of those I respect. On some level, we all desire admiration. In fact, it is a human need. There is nothing strange or abnormal about that.

But mainly, I write because I enjoy how an idea develops and comes to fruition. Yes, the genesis of an artistic idea. For example, sometime ago while running, I was struck with an idea. I don't know where it came from, but it was there all the same. It was more like an image really, because when I imagine scenes that I write into my stories, they are like movies that play in my head. Well, this scene involved a young man standing on a street corner selling drugs. Just then, a car careens around the corner and from its open window a shoebox is thrown. It strikes the young man on the head and the lid opens up and sprays fine grains of grey ash all over him. It gets in his mouth and eyes and ears. He spits onto the hot pavement. He mutters a curse or two that no one hears.
Just then a homeless man who looks years older than he is approaches the boy and says:
"You know who that was, don't you?"
The young man shakes his head.
"It was Miss Mille's boys."
The boy is raking his fingers through his hair to remove the ash.
"You know what that was, don't you?" He lifts a grimy finger and points to the box of spilled ash.
The young man shakes his head.
"That was her youngest. Henry was his name."
The young man looks up in disbelief.
"Killed here, right on this very corner last week."

This is how my second novel (currently 20,000 words old) began.




I don't think this is all of it, I thought I remembered reading more. But whatever, here it is for you to enjoy:)

This is a TEEHEE moment:))))) (multiple chin smiley)

Also, I posted before this; read it.

Your Daily Post

So, yeah, I realized I can post from my phone, as you can see... but I don't really like it because it can only be 160 characters on account of my phone is stupid. And also I can't put a title on it. Which bugs me. I don't know why, OCD or something. Well anyway, today was an amazing summer day. I went to Excelsior with Meaghan and we got Lick's and ate it by the dock and then we bought a ton of candy at the candy store and then we went to McDonalds and then we came home and Jennifer came over and we messed around and then we walked around and went to Carver Beach and waded in the water and then we dropped Jennifer off and Meaghan went home and now I'm going to softball. Yess. This is beautiful summer. I'm having trouble concentrating because Lydia is watching The Suite Life on Deck and it's distracting me. I think we're gonna win tonight. We're playing Chaska. But we kinda suck. Even though it's not my fault. Other people suck. Okay remember the meteorite thing yesterday? If you don't remember that means you skimmed and you'll have to go back. I'm being vague on purpose in case you skimmed. But anyway, do the meteorite thing again with this post but with George of the Jungle. Or flying fish. You get to pick. And we'll see if you skimmed. So, don't skim, okay? And if you skimmed yesterday, which SOME of you did, then you failed and I don't know if you're gonna be able to do today's challenge. I think I'm gonna have more challenges like these. It's kinda fun to see what you say. Like Jennifer's yesterday, that was great. Teehee! (You have to say that in nigahiga's voice. If you don't know what nigahiga is, look it up) Anyway, peace out.

ps OMG VUVUZELA=AMAZING. I love the word and I love the thing and I love the sound. Kinda not really. And if you don't know what a vuvuzela is, look it up!!! I'm too lazy to explain things to ignorant people who don't know what things are like vuvuzelas and nigahiga. So don't be ignorant and if you are then we'll just forget this little incident if you look them up and pretend like nothing happened. Anyway, bye.

Jennifer Fails

Jennifer fails. Ahahahaha.

Phone Post!

I am posting from my phone!!!

Another Post? I think yesss..

I don't know why well actually yes I do but I don't know I'm just in a blabbering kind of mood, so I'm posting again, read the post or two before this, try to keep up with my fast-paced and exciting life, ahaha, well, you know. That was all one sentence. Hmm. This morning is cloudy and humid, June 15, or is it June 14, 15 I think. Some weather man I am. Slash woman. Hmm. Where is the warm summer sun and spontaneous trips to the beach? Hidden somewhere up there in a gray wet cloud. Come out! Come out! Or, Turn puffy and white so I can lay on the cool grass and find shapes in you. And drink lemonade. And lie in a hammock reading The Scarlet Letter and Bel Canto aka My Lax Homework which Jennifer gets to share with me this year so she can finally understand the deep sorrows and joys of my Favorite Class a little something I like to call, Accelerated Language Arts, or Language Arts 9/10X. Call it what you will, the summer homework is still the same. Something about a Dog in the Nighttime, way to make me want to read your book. Call it something better please and maybe less people will groan when the hear the title? And look! The ever-present theme of racial discrimination greets again with the new school year, if you choose to read Kaffir Boy, taking place in South Africa about a black boy playing tennis with whites and blahdiblahdiblah, NO ONE CARES. Sorry, but it's true. I think it's stupid, it's bad enough to be racist, but to be racist towards blacks in AFRICA? I don't understand how they can do that? But anyway, it's all good now, and now South Africa has good attention, international man candy attention, aka WORLD CUP. And how is it that the teams I'm rooting for always lose??? The US tied 1-1 against England, poor Australia lost 4-0 against stupid Germany, and Cameroon lost 1-0 to Japan. Stupid Japanese soccer players with their fake blond hair. Opposite of man candy. On the brightside (I spell it as one word in honor of the song), Ghana beat Serbia, but I didn't watch that game, poor Milica told me about it, and of course Serbia is right next to Bosnia and they are friendly friends practically the same country, and so she was sad that Serbia lost but too bad so sad, Ghana is near Senegal so I root for all African countries unless they are against the US. Or someone that I like better. But for the most part African countries are on my side. But of course Senegal didn't even qualify, neither did Lebanon. But whatever. There's always next year, aka 2014 aka the year we graduate high school. Think about it. The four years since the last World Cup went extremely fast, and now the same thing is gonna happen and before you know it we'll be 60. Time really does fly. That is crazy crazy crazy. Well, I think I'm done now, if you read this whole blabbering thing than good for you and in your comment include this word: meteorite. But you have to incorporate it into your comment, not just say it randomly. And if you do that, I will know that you read this whole thing and didn't just give up or skim over it. Okay? Okay. So, goodbye, and don't forget to read the posts before this. ByeByeBye.

Winding Down

I've been sitting around looking like crap for the past four days, and it's been great. Sleeping, taking naps, not getting dressed, not straightening my hair...I've been unwinding from the school year,,, I love itttt. And also I've beeen cleaning my room, and yesterday I was taking off wallpaper, because I'm painting it!!! I'm painting it purple. Like royal purple. And I'm getting a new bedspread and painting some furniture and just generally redoing my room. It's gonna be pretty sweet. Well for some reason when I go to my blog, it doesn't work, like everything works except the posts don't show up. I don't understand, and I can't get it to work!!! I don't know if it's my computer or what. But it's annoying. Okay, all my comments are gone. Something is very wrong here. Except now the purple part shows up. What the heck???????????????????????????????????????????????

Testing

Testing something...

PHINEAS AND FERB SAY IT ALL.

There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation, and school comes along just to end it. But the annual problem for our generation is finding a good way to spend it. Like maybe...

HANGING OUT WITH FRIENDS!!!!!!!
WAVING ON THE BRIDGE
GOING TO KWIK TRIP
GOING TO THE MALL
GOING TO MOVIES
GOING TO THE BEACH
SNEAKING INTO MOVIES
GOING TO THE BEACH *SPONTANEOUSLY*
RIDING BOATS
RIDING BIKES
RIDING CONVERTIBLES
RIDING CARS FOR LONG PERIODS OF TIME AKA ROAD TRIPS
CAMPING
LICKS UNLIMITED
EVENINGS IN EXCELSIOR EATING ICE CREAM BY THE LAKE
DAYS IN EXCELSIOR GETTING CHEAP CANDY AT THE CANDY STORE
NO HOMEWORK FOR A LONG TIME BESIDES LAX WHICH ISN'T REALLY THAT MUCH OVER 3 MONTHS
NIGHT GAMES
BLOCK PARTY
FOURTH OF JULY AND FESTIVITIES AND WHATNOT
FIREWORKS (THEY DESERVE THEIR OWN)
MUSIC!!!!! ANTHEMS OF SUMMER
PARTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SOFTBALL
SOFTBALL TOURNAMENTS
SOFTBALL PARTIES
POOLS
WALKING AROUND CHAN
PLAYING TARGET TAG
STATE FAIR
VALLEYFAIR
BONFIRES
SLEEPING IN
STAYING UP LATE
GETTING PAID (FOR STUFF)
MOWING THE LAWN (AND GETTING PAID!!!)
DOING RANDOM THINGS THAT COME TO OUR MIND
LYING IN A HAMMOCK
LEMONADE STANDS
CAR WASHES
WALLOWING IN THE LAZY BEAUTIFUL HOT SWEATY COOL REFRESHING AMAZING FUN HAZY BLURRY SLOW UNREAL JOYFUL MUSICAL GLORY DAYS OF SUMMER.

now remember, these are not techinically the official list of things that are good about summer, they are just things you can do in summer. i have the official list in a wayyyy earlier list from 6th grade. ONLY TWO MORE DAYS LEFT, YOU GUYS!!!! JUST KEEP SWIMMING! WE'LL MAKE IT.

Memorial Day Pictures

Attention, please check out my pictures from my memorial day weekend, on photobucket. Here's the link, just copy and paste cuz it doesn't seem to be working.

http://s986.photobucket.com/albums/ae341/blubbermugget/Memorial%20Day%20Weekend%202010/

OCD IS AN ANXIETY

I always just title the post whatever is going on..........Jennifer tell me what to say. It's almost summer. Only eight days. BLAH BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHVBLAHBLAHBLABHALIDFLASDFKHDSDSDF mr schmidt is amazing, he gave us dilly bars!!!!!!!!!! yeah yeah yeah yea yayayayayayayayayayayayayayayaa. check the door. check the door. check the door. check. my phyone is obese. it is short and fat. it is a little chubby japanese boy. named phony phone. okay im done this is boring bye.

Chugga Chugga, Chugga Chugga, Chugga Chugga, Chugga Chugga SHOE SHOE!!!

Sorry. Hafta quote Charlie the Unicorn many times. Quite funny, you know, yes yes, tallyho. ahahaha, british people. So entertaining. Ahahaha. Chaaaarrrrrrlllliiiieee. Chaaaarrrrrrlllliiiieee. Chaaaarrrrrrlllliiiieee. Chaaaarrrrrrlllliiiieee. IM RIGHT HERE WHAT DO YOU WANT? We're on a bridge, Chaaaarrrrrrlllliiiieee. AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA I love Charlie the Unicorn!!! I'm bored. Ali is reading this out loud as I type it. He is pretty good at reading now. Which is surprising. I always thought there was nothing in that head of his. But I guess I was wrong. Maybe. We'll have to see, once he gets to algebra. THAT is the true test. Gotta go now. Bye. Chaaaarrrrrrlllliiiieee. Chaaaarrrrrrlllliiiieee. Chaaaarrrrrrlllliiiieee. Chaaaarrrrrrlllliiiieee. Chaaaarrrrrrlllliiiieee. Chaaaarrrrrrlllliiiieee. Chaaaarrrrrrlllliiiieee. Chaaaarrrrrrlllliiiieee. Chaaaarrrrrrlllliiiieee. Chaaaarrrrrrlllliiiieee. Chaaaarrrrrrlllliiiieee. Chaaaarrrrrrlllliiiieee. Chaaaarrrrrrlllliiiieee. Chaaaarrrrrrlllliiiieee. Chaaaarrrrrrlllliiiieee. Chaaaarrrrrrlllliiiieee. Chaaaarrrrrrlllliiiieee. Chaaaarrrrrrlllliiiieee. Chaaaarrrrrrlllliiiieee. Chaaaarrrrrrlllliiiieee. Chaaaarrrrrrlllliiiieee. Chaaaarrrrrrlllliiiieee. Chaaaarrrrrrlllliiiieee. Chaaaarrrrrrlllliiiieee. Chaaaarrrrrrlllliiiieee. Chaaaarrrrrrlllliiiieee. Chaaaarrrrrrlllliiiieee. okay i'm done bye. Chaaaarrrrrrlllliiiieee.

Look Out For the Yomyoms! They're Everywhere!!!!

Don't you think Charlie the Unicorn sounds like Noah Birch? I believe he does. Go listen!!! He does! He does!!! Anyway. List of crazy youtube videos to watch:

My Hands Are Bananas
Charlie the Unicorn 1, 2, and 3
Llamas with Hats 1 and 2
The Llama Song

Other ones that I forgot...anyway, read the post before this if you didn't, and even if you did reply to my comments or at least read them. Also, please tell me your opinion on one or more of these weird funny hilarious creepy videos!!!

MY BEAUTIFUL WONDERFUL AMAZING FRIENDS!!!!

Okay you guys, go to Abby's blog and read her post, I kind of love it, it's very inspirational. And then read my big long huge comment...Do that before you read this. I explained why I am doing this in more detail. Anyway, remember that one time when I made a list of all my friends and why I love them so much? Well I decided to do it again. It will be just the traits of you that stand out the most to me about why I like you. Because there are tons more amazing traits about all of you, but I'm just doing the ones that stand out the most. But I'm just gonna do Meaghan, Jennifer, and Abby, because you are the only ones who read this. My other friends are amazing too, obviously, and I could put them on this list, but it would be a waste of time, because no one's gonna read it. Anyway, here goes, alphabetical order mostly but not perfectly:

Abby!!! Abby you are such a great person. Like, I mean, you are good person, but not just good, but really good! I know you'll always do the right thing. And you have really good values, you what's what in your life, and you set people straight. You have such control over what happens in your life. Well, not what happens, but it seems like you're in control because you decide how YOU'RE gonna handle it and how YOU'RE gonna feel about it. You don't let what happens take control of you. I love that. You have all the right ideas about life. Also, you are always happy!!! You are always optimistic and have a postive outlook on life. Which explains your blog title, Bee Happy!!!!!!

Jennifer!!! Jennifer you are always in a good mood. I honestly never see you in a bad mood or sad or anything. Like even when bad stuff happens to you, which is rare, you are still laughing and having fun and stuff!!! I don't know how you do it, being happy so much. And you always can cheer me up! When I'm depressed and lonely I always want to call you because just talking to you makes me feel better. And hanging out with you is even better, because I always end up literally rolling on the floor laughing, and poof! no more bad mood! It's great! You always know exactly what to say, whether you mean to or not I don't know. But you are good at it.

Meaghan!!! Yay for Meaghan, my best friend for nine years. Wow, nine years, it feels like forever, because I honestly don't remember not being friends with you. I know we've had our ups and downs, but it's been amazing... That was cliche but true. Anyway, about you: I remember last year and in 6th grade, at least this is what I thought, you were kind of self-concious. Like I don't know for sure about anything, but it kinda seemed like you were worried about people thinking you were weird. I specifically remember one time we were shopping or something and you were saying how you didn't want clothes that were 'cute', you wanted clothes that were 'cool'. Which in itself doesn't mean anything, because that's what everyone wants obviously. But it just kind of helps me with my point. ANYWAY. Now, in eighth grade, you grew out of that. It seems like you accepted yourself now, and you don't care about what people think of you anymore, because that's who you are. And they can deal with it or they can just go away. Do you know what I'm saying? And I've honestly always admired that about you, how you do what YOU want to do regardless of what other people think. It doesn't even cross your mind. You don't let the opinions other others control what you do. Which is something that sometimes I wish I could do. Because sometimes I DO let what other people think control what I do. But I always think about you and how you wouldn't do that. And you're not afraid to have and speak up about your own ideas, even if people don't agree with you at all.

Okay, well, that's all...You guys are so great, and that stuff that I wrote is obviously not the only reasons why I love you, but just the most important and specific ones. Anyway, bottom line, remember that you guys are great and you should be proud to be who you are. Wow, this has been such a sappy and corny post. But whatever, it's all true!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, love you guys, see you later!!!

A Lesson

I learned a valuable lesson today: if you're gonna do something bad, don't get caught. Although the lesson that they wanted me to learn was more along the lines of, "don't do bad stuff", I don't really care what they think, as I have lost all tiny inklings of respect that I had for my school. All of it. I feel bad for the poor 6th graders who have 3 whole years here, because I can barely even last one. Anyway, I could explain what I mean by all of this, but if you are important enough to know, then you already do, and if you're not, then you never will. Because I have explained it quite enough, and this stupid situation has caused me enough trouble. Everyone thinks I'm this bad kid now, but I'm really not. You guys know that... I hope. Anyway, I really need my friends right now, as I am sick to death of adults and all their stupid expectations and rules and telling me what I can and can't say. Whatever happened to freedom of speech and expression? I've always thought it was ridiculous that one human being has so much power over another, when really, we're all just people. I mean, obviously someone has to be in charge, and someone has to make laws, because otherwise everything would be chaos and people would be running around doing terrible things. But all these STUPID laws that people make, they cater to EVERYONE'S needs. I was reading The Da Vinci Code, and they were in France, and the French Judicial Police guy said something totally true: "Here in France, we have laws to protect the police, not the criminal." Because in America, they have all these stupid laws and law suits about people who just take advantage of the law. They have laws to protect people with disabilities, for example. But some stupid mother will sue some school because they played a game that her special ed kid couldn't participate in, and it will be a huge deal and discrimination and everything. It's like they have a law for every single person. And people just take advantage of these laws! Do you know what I mean? Probably not; I'm not being very clear, but anyway I hope you do. And it drives me crazy!!! I hate how people do that! I just hate it! And I'm starting to think my dad is right. He says, "Even though they say America is a free country, it's controlled freedom." Which is totally true! Like freedom of speech! If we were really allowed to say what we wanted, people wouldn't be arrested just for making a bomb threat in an airport. And if we really had freedom of expression, we would be able to wear what we wanted to school. And if we REALLY had freedom of religion, we would be able to discuss God in school if we wanted to. But we don't have any of that. My dad is totally right. We have controlled freedom. It's like those car insurance commercials where they tell the kid, "Here's a new bike, but you're only allowed to ride it in this five-foot square." Know what I'm talking about? Stupid laws. Stupid adults that tell me what to do. I mean, obviously they tell me what to do because they are in charge of me and know what's best because they have more experience, but I think that I should be part of the decisions that are made about ME. Like, I'm not five years old, or even like eight or nine. I'm at a point where I'm smart and I know about the world and life and stuff. I'm not saying I have the experience of an adult, obviously, but I know enough now that I can help make my own decisions, at least have a say in them. Am I right? Know what else I hate? The drinking age. I'm not saying I think it should be younger so I can drink earlier. But if you become a legal adult at 18, then there's nothing you shouldn't be able to do. That's really stupid. You're not dependant on your parents anymore, you can live on your own, you can be in the army for Pete's sake! But you can't drink! It's stupid! If you're an adult, then you should be able to do what every other adult is allowed to do! Once you're an adult, you're an adult! It's just so stupid!!!!!!!!! I hate it! People think they can control your life! But the President is no more important than a hillbilly from North Carolina! They're all just people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why should one get to tell the other one what they can and can't do??? Besides the obvious laws, so people don't get murdered. But like, other stuff! It's so stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just hate it soo much! Do you agree? When you're commenting go through all this stuff I'm discussing again and put your input about each one, okay? Because I really wanna know what you think! Because am I the only one who thinks that this stuff is just ridiculous?????????????????? Seriously!!! Anyway, I think this is a long enough post..... bye. Please comment on all of it!

i am in school

yeah, im in school.... our advisory sub is a...not very nice person....ALL the other advisories are outside and she's making us do homeworkkkkkkkkkkkk and it is extremely nice out!!!! so we went to the media center so we could get out of the sucky classroom....... man it sucked in there she kept on yelling at me. stupid woman. i would try to DISCUSS just like she said so, except who wants to raise their hand while they are discussing...............so yeah she kept on yelling at me for that. anyway. glad i'm done with that........... i still have 40 minutes left... gotta go bye

[title pending...]

Okay, daily update: 32.5 days of school left! And I plan to make every single day of the rest of my middle school career worthwhile. Because school is the boringest thing on the face of the planet right now, and I am so sick of it. Yesterday, however, was amazing, and verryy successful:
I made me and Lauren Student of the Week. I just made these little signs that said:
Vikings Students of the Week: Raisa XXXXX and Lauren Kullberg, be super mega extra nice to them. Then I printed off four of them and hung them up in the locker area, and poof! instant student of the week! It was funny, Mrs. Lamoore comes up to me and goes, Oh, I saw the sign! You are a super fabulous person! and I was likee Thhankkkss... It was great.
I also tooka star performer from the language arts classroom and filled it out, and I put in a new reason instead of the ones that they already have: _too cool to fathom, and then I Xed it off. And then in history I go up to Mr. Zurn and I'm like, Can you sign this please? And what do you know, he did!!!! Ahh,,, good times.
Then, after school I went to Jodis with Louisse, and me and Louisse didn't have lunch so when we got there we pigged out on: 1) massive chips and dip 2)leftover pasta from pizza hut 3) corn bread 4) fruit snacks. and then Louisse left and...
We went to Target, and then we met Lauren, Elissa, and Alli, and then we were running around Chan asking people for money, and some lady actually gave us two bucks, it was GREAT! and then we met up with Jenna, and we went to Wendy's and Jodi had this card where you get free medium fries with any purchase, unlimited use, and so we got four trays full of fries and dumped it onto one tray and it was a hugggge pile of fries and then a TON of other kids we knew came, and they attacked us for fries, and we kind of had a fry fight, and then we bought two large frosties, and then we had a frosty fight, and then we left. And then actually before all that we saw Mrs. Kirkman and her husband and some other guy and me and Lauren ran outside to say hello. Which was weird because I saw Mrs Kirkman another time before that, and usually I never see teachers outside of school, and then, twice in like one month, it was weird!!!
Then we went to Jodi's where I successfully climbed a tree, and then after I climbed it I was successfully stuck in the tree, and then I used a ladder to get out which was fun. And after that, I went home.
After all the fries we all felt like puking, by the way, so I went home and jumped on the tramp for a long time gtg bye now!!!

I Haven't Posted In a While

Yeah. That's pretty much all I have to say. So, um, yeah. It's nice out. It's been nice out for a while. Um. That's all I think. This has been an interesting post. The end.


Loose Lips (by Kimya Dawson)

Loose lips might sink ships
But loose gooses take trips
To San Francisco, double dutch disco,
Tech. TV hottie, do it for scottie
Do it for the living and do it for the dead
Do it for the monsters under your bed
Do it for the teenagers and do it for your mom
Broken hearts hurt but they make us strong and

[We won't stop until somebody calls the cops
and even then we'll start again and just pretend that
nothing ever happened X 2]

We're just dancing, we're just hugging,
Singing, screaming, kissing, tugging
On the sleeve of how it used to be
How's it gonna be?
I'll drop kick Russell Stover, move into the starting over house
And now Matt Rouse and Jest are watching me achieve my dreams

And we'll pray, all damn day, every day,
That all this shit our president has got us in will go away
While we strive to figure out a way we can survive
These trying times without losing our minds

So if you wanna burn yourself remember that I love you
If you wanna cut yourself remember that I love you
If you wanna kill yourself remember that I love you
Call me up before your dead, we can make some plans instead
Send me an IM, I'll be your friend

Shysters live from scheme to scheme and my 4th quarter pipe dreams
Are seeming more and more worth fighting for
So I'll curate some situations, make my job a big vacation
And I'll say fuck Bush and fuck this war
My war paint is Sharpie ink and I'll show you how much my shit stinks
And ask you what you think because your thoughts and words are powerful

They think we're disposable?
Well both my thumbs are opposable.
Spell that on a double word and triple letter score and

[We won't stop until somebody calls the cops
and even then we'll start again and just pretend that
nothing ever happened X 4]

We're just dancing, we're just hugging,
Singing, screaming, kissing, tugging
On the sleeve of how it used to be

A Song and Stuff, Plus Also Nice Weather

I'm in the business of misery, lets take it from the top
She's got a body like an hourglass it's tickin like a clock
It's a matter of time before we all run out
when i thought he was mine she caught him by the mouth
I waited eight long months, she finally set him free
i told him i can't lie, he was the only one for me
two weeks and we caught on fire,
she's got it out for me, but i wear the biggest smile.

whoa, i never meant to brag,
but i got him where i want him now,
whoa, it was never my intention to brag,
to steal it all away from you now,
but god does it feel so good,
cuz i got him where i want him now,
and if you could then you know you would,
cuz god it just feels so...
it just feels so good

second chances they dont ever matter people never change
once a whore, you're nothing more, i'm sorry that'll never change
and about forgivness, we're both to have exchanged
i'm sorry honey but i pass up, now look this way
there's a million other girls who do it just like you
looking as innocent as possible to get to who
they want and what they like, its easy if you it right
well i refuse, i refuse, i refuse

whoa, i never meant to brag,
but i got him where i want him now,
whoa, it was never my intention to brag,
to steal it all away from you now,
but god does it feel so good,
cuz i got him where i want him right now,
and if you could then you know you would,
cuz god it just feels soooooooooooooo...
it just feels too good

i watched his wildest dreams come true,
not one of them involving you,
just watch my wildest dreams come true,
not one of them involving-

whoa, i never meant to brag,
but i got him where i want him now,

whoa, i never meant to brag,
but i got him where i want him now,
whoa, it was never my intention to brag,
to steal it all away from you now,
but god does it feel so good,
cuz i got him where i want him now,
and if you could then you know you would,
cuz god it just feels sooooooooooo...
it just feels so good

that is a good song. that's the truth. it is good.

dude its so nice out i love it! i don't even need a jacket! yeah, son! sunny sun sunny sun sun!!!!!!!!!!!!!! do you want more lyrics? i think you do. here you go. uno momento....

it's too late baby, there's no turnin around
i've got my hands in my pockets and my head in the clouds
this is how i do when i think about you

i never thought that you could break me apart
i keep a sinister smile and a hole in my heart
you wanna get inside?
then you can get in line, but not this time.

cuz you caught me off guard,
now i'm runnin and screamin.

i feel like a hero, and you are my heroine.

i won't try to philosophize,
i'll just take a deep breath
and i'll look in your eyes
this is how i feel, and its so surreal

i got a closet filled up to the brim
with the ghost of my past and the skeletons
and i dont know why
you'd even try but wont lie,

you caught me off guard,
now i'm runnin and screamin

i feel like a hero, and you are heroine.
do you know that your love is the sweetest sin?

and i feel a weakness comin on
never felt so good to be so wrong
had my heart on lockdown
and then you turned me all around

and i'm feelin like a new born child
every time i get a chance to see your smile
it's not complicated, i was jaded

and you caught me off guard,
now i'm runnin and screamin

i feel like a hero, and you are heroine.
do you know that your love is the sweetest sin?

and then a bunch of repeating and layering and echoing and stuff.......

yeah that's a good song too. well anyway i am finished here so bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye

hello

hello there people whoever you are, possibly parry hotter. this is flancelot. no! scratch that! its jimbabwe chitpasong! i am the coolest person ever because my name is jimbabwe chitpasong, which is really hilarious and ridiculous at the same time! yep! thats it. have a lovely afternoon. and post.

that is what jennifer told me to write. hey! parry hotter! i am a girl, man! not a man, man! but that is OKAY. and do you agree with me about the MLIA or the nintendo ds. because I do not no. your mother. im bored. right. right. OMG BANANA CARROT PICKLE PEPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dont know tootsie pop. jennifer has reading issues. i am at jennifer's house. VICTORIA JUSTICE! no way! ahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahaha i havent been on here in a very long time. blah blahdiblah. WHAT IS UP. i registered for high school.THATS WHATS UP. blah.............. your mom is a..................HORSE. nope. it is not good. OW. my abs hurt!!!!!!!!!!! PSYCHIC MOMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that one kid at lunch is a cheesewhore. his name is cheesewhore. and i understand why! he is WHORE of CHEESE. anyway. byebye. not really. did you know i CAN TYPE 63 words a minute?????? i bet you cant do that. noooo you can not. but who really cares. OAK TREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and crazy gym man.

CRAZY PEOPLE FROM SCHOOL:
*sammie (hyper short girl)
*mandra (tall man-like girl named sondra who stares at people and yells at them)
*stalker girl (girl who listens to converstations and thinks she is part of them)
*CRAZY GYM MAN! (mr brian the student teacher who is absolutely insanely hilariou and you would have to be there to even get it)
*mr cain (evil math teacher who makes fun of you and is in for a surprise!!! hee. hee. hee.)
*mr zurn (small short student teacher with incredibly low voice)
*mr carlson (creepy pervert man who is having affair with profay)
*mr prescott (band director who makes pathetic jokes that are still funny and is having affair with mrs stolz)
*mrs garcia (old teacher lady who imitates wild west)
*mr garrick (language arts teacher who cant control class but has secret super powers)
*mr moron (dean of students named mr moran who said good job for stealing peoples tables but then turned out to be a double double double double agent)
*freaky bus girl (girl with sad life and many issues that may or may not be true)
*andy (crazy guatemalan boy who is insane and likes soccer and guatemala and girls)
*aaron (short boy who is sensitive about height but very feisty)
*evan (really smart wimpy boy with surprising abilities and sense of humor)
*adhd (joe who si the punching bag of the school and still comes back for more. i dont understand. also crazy gym man calls him adhd because he has adhd symptoms)
*oak tree (hes not special, we just like his name. crazy gym man calls him oak tree because he is crazy tall and large.)
*joe (crazy fat who yells at teachers and has bleached blond hair now)
*madame (french teacher who dances and sings around the classroom. and says danc and oh, la vache! and zoot alors! and super coole!)
*owen (kid who really likes his lunch table and therefore will share with us and shares a seat with me and is the leader of the pack of seventh graders at that table.)
*kid who threw away my food and kid who took my seat. (heres the story: first he moved into my spot. and i said move but he didnt so i said i will push yo nachos on the floor boi! and he said okay do it. and so i did! and he did not expect me to actually do it, so then he screams at me later, YOU BROKE MY NACHOS! and so i said YOU TOLD ME TO! and then the kid who threw away my food took my fork which had my barbeque chicken on it and walked over to the garbage and threw it in there. and then i was laughing really hard and he took my tray and said are we done with this? and so i took my milk and said yes. and then he walked away and threw the tray in the garbage. then jennifer took his water bottle but he didnt say anything which was a shame.)
*scotty (well first of all this kid used to be a really fun kid. but now he kind of mellowed out and is going out with this really annoying girl on my bus who is in charge of the 7th grade 'pretty commitee". so anyway scotty was doing katy's geometry homework at lunch and they were all freaking out that he could do geometry even though really this lesson was more algebra so i laugh)
*crazy lunch boy (a kid pushed this kid's salad off the table so the crazy boy went over to him and went STAND UP. to the kid and the kid started freaking out and we thought he was gonna beat him up but... he did not. so sad)
i guess thats it. i mean there are more crazy people but these are the really noticeable ones. anyway one more thing.......

add and adhd are no longer add and adhd. they are ados. it stands for attention deficit- OOH SHINY!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA doesnt it make sense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The bananas chase me in my sleep. They haunt my every waking hour! Someone save me from the madness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

okay. thank you for your comment meaghan! buhbye now!!!


















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